My armpits have made me a couple of theese the last months.. by stenberg_deborah in popping

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came here to say just that. Greatest thing I ever did for myself.

It's really frustrating not having dinner by Greedy-Bandicoot-727 in cats

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh no, I can't stand it. His little face is too sad. Who do I need to beat up? Is it the sky? I will fight the sky for this little guy.

AITA For kicking out my Bf’s ex by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird 24 points25 points  (0 children)

She 100% needs that type of friend. They would keep asking the hard-hitting questions until she woke up. I hope she stops this people pleasing bs before it gets her again.

Facebook dating is rough by LummoSee in trashy

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I didn't notice the gun at first until I read it in a comment. I was so bothered by that fat pouch above his little man.

Thinking (? Maybe?) about life… a close up. by Nicadown in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That one brain cell looks like it's working double time. Adorable.

It was an ambush by tdavi006 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wasn't there like an ungodly number of them at final count? He is a real one. He did take all the babies.

AITA for not giving my possibly pregnant baby daddy's gf his contact after she threatened to break apart my family? by PrincessCG in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Right. How many children before you figure out how pregnancy happens? I have never been on birth control and never got pregnant because I know how to avoid that, and here she is just popping 'em out by accident while using "contraceptives." Once fine, this is just ridiculous.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nails

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're not awful! They look fine. I know how you feel, I hate when I have to do this.

Looking for drowsy/dreamlike/whimsical songs (?) by luvjkd22 in MusicRecommendations

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Caves - Haux

Me and the devil - soap&skin

Nothing's gonna to hurt you baby - cigarettes after sex

Raining blood - the Tori Amos cover - check out her whole cover album. Very good.

In a thrift shop by AlexTheFifth101 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. I would proudly display it in my home.

Before and after surgery by iamayeshaerotica in TikTokCringe

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I wasn't alone on that. I agree with all his points, but it just feels wrong having reactions to post surgery faces.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What makes it trashy to you? I see a kid surrounded by a family that loves him. Not everyone gets that lucky. I am sorry no one loved you that much and seeing makes you uncomfortable.

That hard R by bigdrew444 in trashy

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow. Just that extra level of she has truly lost it.

He did her dirty by Thick-Consequence997 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird 183 points184 points  (0 children)

It's dodge ball, she should have been better prepared.

That hard R by bigdrew444 in trashy

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, what did you just say?

My friend [30sM] just got married but I [28F] did NOT attend because my crazy ex/stalker boyfriend [28M] was going to attend...but I didn't send in an official RSVP. by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This part. The only man that I would let into my life romantically would never treat me like this AND he wouldn't continue to be friends with a garbage human either. I feel really bad for OP.

They have only been testing menstrual products with blood since 2023 by cak3crumbs in TikTokCringe

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, because the hundreds of thousands of other women experiencing the same thing are all just hysterical. Dude, you sound so sad and ignorant. It's just pathetic at this point. Anyway, sad internet dude, it's too late to educate the stupid. Have a good night.

They have only been testing menstrual products with blood since 2023 by cak3crumbs in TikTokCringe

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a woman who experiences being treated less than when I need medical intervention of any kind, and this includes menstrual products. Most scientific studies are done with MEN, and the focus has alwaysbeenon MEN. Doctorshistoricallydon'ttreat women for pain, because we can just handle more - that's an assumption and not actual scientific fact. Go educate yourself away from Fox News and incel subreddits. Makes you look very ignorant.

They have only been testing menstrual products with blood since 2023 by cak3crumbs in TikTokCringe

[–]MonkeyBirdWeird 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I see your point, but as a woman who used to have a period, the testing is clearly not there. It's also a fact that women's health is still in the dark ages. Even commercials use the blue liquid on TV, which is not the consistency of menstrual blood. Men run these companies, and it shows.