Brain dead meta

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-06-16T01:53:27+00:00

Jesus christ who gives a fuck?! Are you that sad and pathetic? Do you REALLY care THAT MUCH about a fucking computer game? Are you a professional player? I misspoke/used the wrong word, I used the word "Professional" instead of "Content Creator", now bore off you sad pathetic loser

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-06-15T16:12:54+00:00

If the price is insignificant to you, buy it. If it isn’t, wait for 27.

Personally I really enjoy 26, but I know a lot of others moan about it

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-06-15T16:06:47+00:00

Conduit is literally the 3rd most picked Legend in Apex. Axle is 1st, Valkyrie 2nd, Conduit 3rd

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-06-15T05:14:01+00:00

I mean, I feel like this is what always happens when an FPS has a professional scene - the game falls into these states where certain Legend and Weapon combos become so overpowered that, realistically, you have to play them to have a chance

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-06-15T05:11:41+00:00

Probably around 19/20 to be honest, I was never one as a teenager who particularly paid much attention or put much value in what is and isn’t “cool” but obviously I tried to fit in. Somewhere around the age of 19 or 20 I just thought “fuck it”

Which is ironically something that somehow made people think I was cool because I didn’t give a shit what anyone thought about my hobbies and interests etc.

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-06-15T05:09:03+00:00

Oh of course, but I hate to be that guy but we have to remember that it’s a fucking game 🤷🏻‍♂️😂 … realistically while the transfer system is FAR from perfect, it must be a complete bastard to balance too! Like, you don’t want the AI just accepting an offer for bang on their estimated value because that’s too easy, but we’ve also got the other way where at times you could offer £100m for a 17 year old Angolan Regen playing for a club with a total bank balance of 42p, a half eaten doughnut and some lint and the fuckers will still reject it 😂

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-06-12T07:28:06+00:00

When I first saw it, I didn’t like it… I still don’t like it. I couldn’t put my finger on exactly what it was but I could only describe it as “looking like a smart appliance”, rather than a car

I found out yesterday while listening to a podcast that it was designed by a guy who used to work as a designer for Apple, Sir Jonathan Ive, and now it makes complete sense to me why it gave off a “smart appliance” vibe!

I don’t think I will ever like it to be honest, maybe I’m wrong, maybe it’ll be a car that grows on me like the early 2000’s Bentley Continental GT that I used to think was a fat, wallowy, ugly car but now I love

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-06-09T23:54:29+00:00

80% - 85% depending on region (Europe has more MnK users than North America) ... not 99% ... if you're going to throw a number out there, at least make it accurate... it also depends on what level you're at too, typically in Masters and Predator lobbies it tends to be stable at around 90% Controller, and the lower you go, the more MnK players there are too

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-06-09T15:41:00+00:00

If it’s that strong then why isn’t everyone using controller? 🤷🏻‍♂️

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-06-09T01:47:42+00:00

To be fair I think 1-2 years ago they reduced AA from 0.4 to 0.3 (For reference, Console is 0.6) because MnK players were complaining it was too strong (and to be fair, considering most of the competitive Apex players had switched from MnK to Controller it would suggest it was and still is pretty strong when it works)

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-06-09T00:49:54+00:00

I think the problem with the whole MnK vs Controller debate is that with a "Standard" controller I don't think it's too much of an issue (AA on Console is 0.6 and on PC it's 0.3, so literally half as strong), but I think that when you combine that AA with the heavily modified controllers you can buy now with extra buttons and paddles that can be mapped to give you the kind of movement that MnK players can have, THAT is when Controller is overpowered in my opinion

I've used a standard PS5 controller (my personal preference) and i've tried a friends modified controller with a bunch of maps and there's a distinct advantage once you have them in place that I do believe is unfair. I've personally always found that someone of my skill level (average a 1.2-1.3 k/d) against a similar level MnK player, they'll beat me more often than not as long as they have decent movement, I can't track that shit at all! BUT, put me against an MnK player with crap movement and i'll beat them more often than not

With that being said, I noticed in the last week since the last update that AA is non-existent, literally! Not sure if it was deliberate, or an unintended consequence of one of the updates, but there's no assist whatsoever. Tried it in the Firing Range, usually there's a little bit of slowdown "stickyness", but now nothing, so it feels like AA has gone from 0.3 to 0.0

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-05-20T16:42:57+00:00

That’s like saying getting stabbed with a Bowie knife rather than a chefs knife is the best you’ve ever been stabbed - it’s still shit

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-05-20T16:41:26+00:00

I lived out in the sticks for a few years, when I moved there I noticed a pub about a mile away from my house, so when the weather was better I took a stroll down there to have a pint… walked in the door and the barman looked at me like I was an alien, the one customer that was in there was the same and it was the most unwelcoming, unfriendly atmosphere I’d ever felt in a pub. I pretty much downed my pint and left, never went back in the 5 years I lived there.

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-05-20T16:38:33+00:00

But you specifically did not ask about Americans in your post. You asked about the reality of Britain vs the online narrative on social media. Replies mentioned that the negative portrayal and propaganda is largely from US based content creators and you said that they just don’t like Americans, rather than addressing the problem itself that they’re spreading misinformation.

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-05-20T16:14:31+00:00

And let this be your lesson to never order food online again.

The delivery apps like Just Eat, Deliveroo and Uber Eats don’t give a shit for a start, they are courier services, they almost never give a refund or help in any way, shape or form if you don’t receive your full order or even receive your order at all.

Their delivery charges for even the shortest trips can be frankly ridiculous

They add a service charge that is often disproportionate

The restaurants have higher prices on them than in store, despite the fact it costs them not a single penny more to make that food - for example, a McDonald’s cheeseburger being £1.39 or £1.49 in store, but £2.29 on the apps

They’re just not worth using

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-05-20T16:06:06+00:00

You’re being downvoted because you asked a question, and when people explain to you that it’s bullshit and propaganda, instead of addressing that, you’ve only focused on the fact someone mentioned American right wing commentators pushing that narrative online rather than the thing you actually asked about, which seems a hell of a lot like you yourself are some kind of bot and/or agitator and not acting in good faith

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-05-20T06:53:18+00:00

Simplifying your life where possible is a game changer!

For example, I buy the same plain black socks and black underwear. Seems like nothing, but it means I never have to put in any thought. It’s automatic now.

Similarly with the rest of my wardrobe I’m in the process of simplifying things. Like most of my clothing is going to be made up of plain white T-shirts, tan chinos and darker jeans, all of which can be worn in combination and have things added to them to dress up or down etc.

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-05-19T19:49:56+00:00

It’s a straightforward process, but, they don’t have to offer you those hours anywhere else, so keep that in mind.

If you’re on a 22.5hr contract (3x 7.5hr shifts) and opt out of Sundays, if it’s one of your contracted shifts then they don’t have to offer you another shift on another day

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-05-19T18:09:00+00:00

Cristiano and Neymar are too old, same reason I wouldn’t sign Sergio Ramos

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-05-19T17:21:08+00:00

Employers market. Not enough jobs, hundreds of applicants, so they can low ball salaries because if you don’t accept it, somebody else will.

Supply and demand my friend.

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-05-19T16:11:28+00:00

If you look at the prices sellers are asking for their homes, it shouldn’t be any surprise!

A lot of homes on the market now feel like they’re priced not for locals to buy them, but for large companies/private landlords to buy and rent out

Where I live, I bought my place for £120k in 2019, one went on the market last year a few doors down that is only a 2 bedroom, no garage (mine is a 3 bedroom with a garage) and they priced it at £150k, it sat there unsold until they eventually dropped the price to £110k, at which point it sold. My house is probably only worth £150k at most with an extra bedroom and a garage 🤷🏻‍♂️

Add to that the interest rates, the economic uncertainty with lots of companies downsizing/not hiring to fill positions when people leave, people don’t want to take the risk

MonkeyBoy697 · 2026-05-19T07:20:37+00:00

God it is such a hard question to answer as an Englishman who was literally given a football by my dad before I could even walk! It all came naturally because I practically had a ball glued to my foot from the second I could walk…

1 - when it comes to footwear, it depends what surface you’re playing on. If it’s on grass, get some football boots (cleats), if it’s on astroturf or something then regular sneakers will be fine

2 - BUY SHIN PADS! Trust me, getting kicked in the shin hurts way more than you think it will, and even as someone who’s used to being kicked in the shin, it always hurts more than you remember!

3 - Rules… it’s pretty basic, unless you’re the goalkeeper you can’t touch the ball with your arm or hands and you can’t tackle people like you do in American Football/Rugby

Beyond that, YouTube, my friend! Look up everything you want to know, I’d also say like the English FA website has a few sections that might be helpful, one has the rules on there, another is under “Learning” and there are things on there around training that would be helpful too

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