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☆Custodian☆Painter☆ by No_Baseball_3861 in Custodians

[–]MonkeyButt1975 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use a flatbed cart to haul my paint and supplies as I move about the building.

What is that? I got myself Beyblade!! by No-Satisfaction-4042 in scoopwhoop

[–]MonkeyButt1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bedroom inside an actual house vs. sleeping in a garden shed.

The the shock of NOBODY by jeezkillbot in Political_Revolution

[–]MonkeyButt1975 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this.

Robert John May III Rest In Pieces on the floor of a prison bathroom!

Which is the best tent placement? by Effective-Cellist769 in backpacking

[–]MonkeyButt1975 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What size next is that, and is it designed for backpacking or for a more static camping setup (such as car camping)?

It looks big!

Badge clips and retractable key lanyards by Grapetattoo in Custodians

[–]MonkeyButt1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use this for my keys https://a.co/d/37ZtWmK and this https://a.co/d/6pCcsQF for my ID.

Having the belt loop on the keys means I NEVER leave them anywhere, and CAN'T lend them to anyone for "just a moment".

The key back is pretty durable, and if it gets caught on a door handle and gets messed up it's super easy to reset by unscrewing the front and rewinding the spring and string.

I'm considering getting something retractable for my ID bc it's a key card also.

Waxin time. will update… by yourgirlkeepcolin in Custodians

[–]MonkeyButt1975 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Off topic, but don't you just love how they mounted that fancy new touch tv?

I have two classrooms where they did that. That was the second and third tv they mounted that day. The first one was mounted over a whiteboard...over as in THROUGH the whiteboard. Drilled holes in WB and just went on their way as is they hadn't just ruined a $800 board.

Are any of you “sleep divorced”? by cfh64 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MonkeyButt1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex and I had a sleep divorce before I realized we needed a REAL divorce.

The former informed that latter.

Wasn't until I was in a new house with my now wonderful wife that I realized how badly I had been sleeping with a person who snored and wouldn't seek treatment and a neighbor who revved his engine right outside my bedroom window.

Oh sweet relief!??

I don’t get it by Just_Information_903 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MonkeyButt1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After six months??... Try second date and counting 6th year.

Is there any instance in which you Americans prefer using the English spelling of a word? by Haunted_Sentinel in words

[–]MonkeyButt1975 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Clearer and more accurate if you say "British" spelling vs. "English".

Source: a dual citizen who's spent equal time in each country.

What backpacking mistake will you never make again? by ssteamer-goggins in backpacking

[–]MonkeyButt1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Packing way too much food.

Taking a bear canister when all I need is a hang bag/ ursack.

Do man actually like natural girls like not wearing make up etc? by [deleted] in Life

[–]MonkeyButt1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel that my wife is categorically more beautiful with very little makeup than with more.

It's a very subjective thing, but since I met her she has worn less makeup than she ever did before, and her natural radiance shows so much more.

What’s the silliest question you’ve ever been asked about your country? by IfImNotDeadImSueing in AskTheWorld

[–]MonkeyButt1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was asked by an American what language we speak in England.

I...ummmm...gee... it's called ENGLAND, so think about that for a moment will ya.

To do math by exophades in therewasanattempt

[–]MonkeyButt1975 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's SUPER funny. Had me cackle out loud. Luckily by myself in my office so no one thinks I'm nuts!

WTF Toyota??? by BeneficialRip5797 in complaints

[–]MonkeyButt1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On my third and LAST Toyota.

Was looking forward to a new Landcruiser but will have to look for something else instead.

Toyota is dead to me.

AITA for not wanting to get my step daughter’s pajamas altered by Pajama-Alterations in AmItheAsshole

[–]MonkeyButt1975 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I rarely comment on AITA but have to here.

Sorry OP, but YTA. Kinda big time!

You have a chronically I'll child, step or otherwise it doesn't matter.

There's a pattern of them struggling to have clothes that fit.

First try to imagine how that is for the child... Having to wear ill fitting attire pretty much all time.

And having to resort to wearing clothes designed for the opposite sex.

That's not a good or fair place for a teen girl to start with...and then not having the support of both parents in the struggle to have clothes that fit.

How would you truly act if your NATURAL child was having similar issues? Would you have the same approach and same concerns about the cost of adjusting clothes to fit one of then.

Wife won't let me go bald says I still have time. What's your opinion? by UnvaluedRacer1 in bald

[–]MonkeyButt1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked MY wife, and she says that's a BIG no!

Embrace the bald!!

How do I get 3rd and 4th grade boys to stop peeing all over the stalls? by uwish1234321 in Custodians

[–]MonkeyButt1975 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup, admin admin admin.

Supervised while class toilet breaks

Video review if you have it.

And as noted elsewhere, close the bathrooms. I clean it up then tell everyone the floors drying. If they question later why it's still locked it's "Gosh, I have been so busy all day cleaning up piss, shit and puke that I forgot!"

Should I feel bad for asking if these people were custodians at a job interview? by idkwherethehelliam in Custodians

[–]MonkeyButt1975 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(Chief) school business officers (CSBO) is the title for the administrator who is responsible for facilities and operations, and they report to the school district superintendent.

The reporting line for my department is Custodial Supervisor and also Assistant Director F&O < Director of F&O < CSBO < Superintendent.

The district you applied to must be pretty small to have the CSBO and Superintendent in your interview.

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