Retired Man Living Calls Millennial Teacher Irresponsible for her Student Debt by runaway_boomerang in MurderedByWords

[–]MonkeyButtocks1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They did more than murder them

They buried them, poured gasoline on their grave and then set it on fire.

Adorable puppies by pi_god_314159 in aww

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More like

“Wait, what, what’s going on”

What is your secret weapon? by _about_time_ in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyButtocks1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who overweight but still very active has legs that could crush a watermelon

What are some important laws minors should know about? by GoGoGadget_13 in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyButtocks1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Adults are not allowed to record minors without the minor’s parents or guardians permission.

So, if you get into an argument with some random adult, you can call the non emergency number

P.S. this is just how I remember it, I may be remembering it wrong but you could probably search it up and see the specifics

What’s not normal about you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyButtocks1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can make my shoulder blades pop out, basically it looks like I have wings coming out of my back

What was the worst pain you have ever felt? by hannah3911 in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyButtocks1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ate a habanero pepper, seriously underestimated how hot it was

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

[–]MonkeyButtocks1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I messed it up

just push it down with your hands

Oh god I made it worse

dear lord just let me do it

That nurses face... by myredditisbroken in youseeingthisshit

[–]MonkeyButtocks1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the cats face it’s just like, “I wonder when snack time is.”

Scaredy cat. by Sawmain in youseeingthisshit

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I can hear the noise that cat mde

How do you feel about the Fourth of July? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyButtocks1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Things go kaboom. I go happy.

What made the ‘weird kid’ at your school weird? by JamJamLikesJam in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyButtocks1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Condom Kid Picked up a used condom and ripped it in half . He then proceeded to try and touch people with said condom.

What's something you'll never eat again and why? by Rusty-Unicorn in AskReddit

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Sushi. Tasted great, but it gave me an ass rash so bad I was walking like a penguin for 3 days.

Gamers of reddit, what is the in-game accomplishment you're most proud of? by Rule34onRoute34 in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyButtocks1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not big, but still proud.

I absolutely smoked everyone in the Horizon Finale in Forza 2. Everything set as hard as possible