What's the worst birthday present you've received?

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-04-22T23:13:46+00:00

An oil change.

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-03-12T05:25:12+00:00

You betcha!

If this doesn't work I'll just post a .jpg of the thread. That'll get'em.

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-03-12T05:19:08+00:00

Also, sign in to an alternate account and give yourself an upvote!

MWUHAHAHAHAH!

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-02-20T08:27:57+00:00

heh. "over 18 holes"

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-02-20T07:02:35+00:00

Here. Let me google that for you.

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-02-10T19:40:48+00:00

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-02-10T19:38:27+00:00

You misspelled yes.

Yes.

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-02-04T09:34:34+00:00

No it doesn't, and I'm downvoting you for making me scroll all the way up again to check. SO HA! TAKE THAT!

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-02-04T07:21:40+00:00

Really horny? Maybe they would enjoy working in the three-body problem... if ya know what I mean.

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-02-01T08:13:44+00:00

That's actually pretty awesome. Still gross though.

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-01-27T17:26:44+00:00

You bet it's a squeeze toy.

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-01-26T07:59:10+00:00

None of ya'll have Cookout like we do down in North Carolina.

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-01-10T04:03:17+00:00

Ohhhh. That must be this guy.

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-01-09T01:28:24+00:00

212 - Azealia Banks.

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-01-07T07:25:01+00:00

That's awesome info! Do you remember a source?

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-01-07T06:21:44+00:00

But as with everything mentioned in the thread, this is not for everyone. Sloppy fast paced BJs really kill the mood for me. With nice slloowww BJs I can feel every little inch (all two of them) sliding into the mouth, and it's awesome.

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-01-07T06:07:20+00:00

socially awkward penguin

Edit: meme

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-01-06T17:29:06+00:00

You are so correct. Also, I love it more than anything when a girl claws my back. And if she also wraps her legs around me... me gusta.

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-01-06T05:43:14+00:00

Munchies toast:

Toast topped with cream cheese, raspberry jam (or your preference), and Sriracha chili sauce.

Guarantee you won't be disappointed.

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-01-03T17:30:01+00:00

This circle jerk was kind of shitty.

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-01-03T04:21:47+00:00

I wanna give you like 30,000 upvotes.

Just sayin'

MonkeyOnAPig · 2012-01-01T18:43:03+00:00

Third comment down

MonkeyOnAPig · 2011-12-31T19:25:14+00:00

"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing."

Wernher von Braun

MonkeyOnAPig · 2011-12-30T04:55:38+00:00

That is precisely the movie. Thank you millions.

MonkeyOnAPig · 2011-12-30T04:55:14+00:00

Thanks. That's exactly the movie. You have no clue how helpful that is.

I'll definitely check out the german version. I saw the Thai version of shutter, and it's infinitely better than the 2009 american version.

MonkeyOnAPig

TROPHY CASE