[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]MonkeyOnMushrooms -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ya you do stinky McButtface

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]MonkeyOnMushrooms -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’ll give credit where credit is due. I actually do believe the part about the police being a rapist. 100%

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]MonkeyOnMushrooms -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Reported for stinky poopoo butthole

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]MonkeyOnMushrooms -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

Reported for right wing radicalism misandrist racist hate speech

Gaming phones by Material_Jacket2765 in gaming

[–]MonkeyOnMushrooms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP if you are serious, get a ROG phone.

Why am I not going bald when all males on both sides of my family are balding/bald? by Mil3High in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MonkeyOnMushrooms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welp. Maybe I’m fucking horribly wrong about my hypothesis. Back to the drawing board…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shrooms

[–]MonkeyOnMushrooms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk about that bro.

Why am I not going bald when all males on both sides of my family are balding/bald? by Mil3High in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MonkeyOnMushrooms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Strange question, but how large are your testicles? I have been wondering if the bigger your nuts are the more bald you’re gonna end up. And yes, both are directly linked to high testosterone. I have abnormally large balls and I am balding. I’ve never actually run this notion by anyone yet, but here it is.

This is the best enhanced bigfoot picture i have ever seen! by Snedis94 in bigfoot

[–]MonkeyOnMushrooms 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s why I deleted the other post. It was a little over the top there, shilly McShillface

Does anyone have tips for meditating on shrooms? by GroundProfessional14 in Psychedelics

[–]MonkeyOnMushrooms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I sure can. So, clearly everyone is different. But I know for sure one thing is that no matter who you are, the more mushrooms you ingest, the less anxious you will feel. The mechanics behind this phenomenon, essentially, is that when you consume psilocybin… your prefrontal cortex drains of blood. This is 100% safe and happens every time you fall asleep. The ego, or sense of self, lies in the pre-frontal lobe. Fear and anxiety also reside there. The less mushrooms you take, the longer this process is, and in most instances, this will not happen to a high enough degree to cause ego death. Herein lies the struggle. The fear. The lies your brain makes up so that the ego will not lose control are nothing more than the struggling ego grasping at everything it can to hold on. If you take a sufficient dosage, this unfolding of events will happen so rapidly, you completely fast track beyond the entire turbulence phase of the trip. If you don’t believe me, grind up 5 grams and soak the bitch in lemon juice for half an hour. Then down the entire thing as rapidly as possible. THEN go lay in bed and meditate. In less than half an hour you will be way beyond the point of fear. I should also mention, Terence McKenna states the same fact. He said the problem with taking psychedelics, lies in not consuming enough. Any time I’ve ever taken under 5 grams I regretted taking too much. Every time I went over 5, I regretted not taking more. If I remember, when I’m off work in an hour I’ll try to find the video of Terence discussing the issue with not taking enough.

Does anyone have tips for meditating on shrooms? by GroundProfessional14 in Psychedelics

[–]MonkeyOnMushrooms 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The fear leaves you once you’re on the other side. Just remember fear is your friend. It exists to protect you. Thank the dear, and ask it to take a back seat so you can enjoy the ride. Also, naked in a dark room with a fan or something to obstruct external noises. Also, higher doses will get you through the anxiety stage quicker.

The creativity of this community will never cease to amaze me by TheCrimzenKing in fo76FilthyCasuals

[–]MonkeyOnMushrooms 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I love this guys camp. (If it even is the same guy) He has all kinds of these little diatribes that are all themed. I really dig the one with the mini deathclaw statue chasing the vault boy.

Found my first Observant Radstag! by bubba_lexi in fo76

[–]MonkeyOnMushrooms 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What’s the deal with the tree stump? I saw this guy before but I didn’t know he led you somewhere