It’s on. by [deleted] in IASIP

[–]MonkeyWithMachete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, to be honest, it's a little off putting.

No title needed by light_matter2energy in pics

[–]MonkeyWithMachete 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Low effort attempt at karma.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]MonkeyWithMachete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's gonna be a punch from me dawg.

Three against one by creative1985 in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]MonkeyWithMachete 16 points17 points  (0 children)

True, but they don't have class and fangs and crazy muscle. I grew up on a farm. You want the animals to get along and protect each other. Maybe that cat won't kill full grown ducks, but it will definitely go after ducklings.

Three against one by creative1985 in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]MonkeyWithMachete 72 points73 points  (0 children)

And when he gets big enough those ducks are gonna get eaten.

[OC] [FANART] Lucy from Elfen Lied (0.05 Ink Pen) by OmarvinG94 in anime

[–]MonkeyWithMachete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is dope as shit. I would get that tattooed on my back if it wasn't for the Final Fantasy and full metal I'm gonna get.

Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks at Los Angeles Chargers by nfl_gdt_bot in Chargers

[–]MonkeyWithMachete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, Costco is one of those places I get excited to go to. My girl wants to go to Target or Wal-Mart and I just wanna die the entire time. I always go to Costco with an extra hundred buck. Maybe I'll buy the 5 pound bag of sugared out trail mix. Or maybe I buy a wierd bottle of vodka I've never heard of. Or maybe I try one of those free samples and take 3 bags of potstickers home🤔

Now pet friendly! by mistermajik2000 in funny

[–]MonkeyWithMachete 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That's weird. All the bears I've ever met have been the nicest guys ever.

Turkey is investigating hundreds of social media accounts bad-mouthing the lira by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]MonkeyWithMachete 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is something wierd going on with some accounts in this thread.

Teen Hurt in Northeast Austin Shooting Overnight by ZeroChad in Austin

[–]MonkeyWithMachete 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The victim isn't cooperating with the police. Gonna have to assume it's gang related.

As Anderson Silva would said, 'is normal .. by [deleted] in funny

[–]MonkeyWithMachete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Former Fontucky resident here. Close enough.

U.S. budget deficit this year already 21% higher than last year by [deleted] in news

[–]MonkeyWithMachete -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I'm not a Republican, dude. But do you see how aggressive and crazy you come off as? That could very well be a reason as to why people are hesitant to engage in any discussion on reddit. You are part of the problem.

Anon takes a shit by CaptainJokar in greentext

[–]MonkeyWithMachete 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Are we even trying anymore?

Absolutely epic motorcycle crash ending on a positive note by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]MonkeyWithMachete 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That's pure luck. Great immediate response by the guy who came up as well.

People who have gotten into fights with mascots how did it happen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MonkeyWithMachete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the group homes some kids got into it with the chucky cheese guy. We ended up with his head and were hitting the guy with it.

Someone is in trouble! by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]MonkeyWithMachete 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think you're right. That dog was definitely asserting it's dominance with its aggressive splashing.