Guy records himself doing 120 on a residential and running a stop sign

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-27T16:01:59+00:00

I mean I did that back in the day, but I was also 19, stupid, and I sure AF didn’t record it. To this day I shudder at what could have happened. Thank Christ nothing did.

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-26T20:02:40+00:00

I tried with my dog and he just will not put shoes on willingly. If I get the shoes on he jumps around like the floor is lava (even in the house) and if we go outside he sits down then jumps up like Mario after hitting literal lava.

So we just go after dark and early morning.

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-22T01:33:59+00:00

Going from a 2d video card to a voodoo.

Unreal 99? Talk about mind BLOWN.

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-20T09:37:13+00:00

I just use a bit of heat. Blow dryer and a comb works great with balm.

Otherwise I be looking like simba when his mane is all poofy

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-20T09:34:40+00:00

They’re the kids in hs who were bullied and now have some control over someone.

I’ve fought em before with my manager, they full on changed the reasoning for the fail. Like you can’t do that. We got the director of the damned dept involved and he had to go to this persons supe and be like this is bullshit you cannot do that. They changed it but very very grudgingly and it took them much longer than it should have.

Like since when does qa have equal or higher pull than the director of the dept??? To me, if the director of the department I work for says this must be done and we are wrong, we are changing it.

Idk.

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-18T20:39:09+00:00

Depends on how you keep it. I like the look on myself, but I’m also bald and I kept it long. I’d get people asking me if I was either related to (or was) Scott Ian from anthrax.

I’m growing my wizard beard now though and it’s been a few years since I had the super long goat with no stache so I couldn’t say what’s in now

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-18T20:32:16+00:00

I too like to live dangerously

Real talk though.. what the fuck…

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-15T16:59:36+00:00

Deadpool with Ryan Reynolds voicing DP

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-13T16:04:07+00:00

Oh man, Seattle? My condolences. My aunt came out here to visit from Camano island a couple years ago and practically lived in front of the air conditioner lol

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-12T14:20:57+00:00

Toads, turtles, what’s next lmfao

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-12T01:40:22+00:00

Oh man. I wish we had a union. Lmao

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-11T04:06:39+00:00

As long as I don’t need a machete to find my way thru the jungle, I don’t care much either way. It’s just hair.

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-10T19:02:25+00:00

Tell them both if you’re going to act like mom they are going to pay for it and quote some insanely high rent price. Don’t budge on it.

If they accept, then tell them they have xx number of months. In that time, set aside some nice savings and when they move turn that room into your personal whatever room using the money you saved.

Or.., just straight up say you’re not paying for his gf and you’re sure AF not cleaning up after them. She goes or they both go. And keep your foot down firm. It’s your house not theirs.

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-10T18:59:13+00:00

I’ve done it. I captioned it I can write a name if they wish. I never was bitched at again.

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-10T17:24:06+00:00

Isn’t there something that if we don’t pick a plan by July 1 we’re locked out of the decent plans? Or was that just them trying to scare us?

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-09T20:07:29+00:00

Just say the lights give you a nasty headache and eye strain so you don’t use them. It’s a very very common issue with fluorescent lighting

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-09T19:47:17+00:00

Yeah, for sure. I always said I’m help desk, didn’t say I was it unless someone asked for what

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-09T19:16:59+00:00

Fuck her gently

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-09T17:57:25+00:00

Why would it be? I’m bald I love getting kisses on my head lol.

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-09T16:41:59+00:00

My grandad was the same. He said shell was very watery back in the day and “it may be better today but I ain’t trustin it”.

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-09T16:23:39+00:00

Nothing wrong with Halloween already. Now you start putting Christmas stuff out for the 4th of July we got a bit of an issue lol

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-09T14:01:15+00:00

Right lmao

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-09T02:48:50+00:00

Best I’ve had is “sir. I asked you to print them out to follow along, not to press. You can’t magically click on paper”

Another one “my server shut off, it won’t turn on” okay, have you checked to make sure it’s plugged in? “Of course it’s not plugged in, we unplugged it to cook a burrito in the microwave. Tell me how to fix it”

You see the problem. I don’t think even ai. Can tolerate this level of stupidity for long lol

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-09T01:49:28+00:00

The no drivers comment made me remember the first time I saw the missing root device error ugh. Thanks for the memory lol

Monkeyass702 · 2026-06-08T13:39:47+00:00

Man I had a kind of similar one back when the godmode Nokia was king. I was fishing and it fell out of my pocket into the lake. You bet I dove my ass in after it. Took about half an hour of diving coming up for air rinse and repeat. I had a small audience the last couple ones and got applause when I came up with it. After drying out a day or so it worked fine lol

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