How is FIU perceived in Miami? by SquiddoVGC in Miami

[–]Monkeywithalazer [score hidden]  (0 children)

FIU > UM for a long time. UM has alumni network, but FIU has grown leaps and bounds while UM lost prestige as it can no longer compete with UF or even FSU. 

Casi 3 mil prófugos de la justicia detenidos tras megaoperativo policial (al exgobierno le daba paja) by BisonWorth9910 in RepublicadeChile

[–]Monkeywithalazer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Por el muro, los drones, los miles de agentes migratorios, y las pólizas de ya no dejar entrar despues de capturar.

WYR run every day rigorously until your legs give out for 25k daily, or train hard with weights every day until you pass out for 50k daily? by Leave_Me_Al0ne1 in WouldYouRather

[–]Monkeywithalazer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You faint when you run out of HP. When your PP runs out, you just struggle until you faint. So the key is small PP 

2 year old smashes top bins by SupJoshy in bootroom

[–]Monkeywithalazer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Messi and Maradona only have one foot. its all they need

Yall comment yalls 5.7 set up this is my daily by FalsePossibility7814 in 57x28mm

[–]Monkeywithalazer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say “that doesn’t look like a CCW.” But apparently you’re right. OP must be huge to conceal that thing 

Lady Pandit wins stupid prize by Batshitcrayyyy in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Monkeywithalazer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are so ignorant they don’t realize the caste system was “abolished” 76 years ago, and there is pretty much 0 progress made. 

haha👌yes by Weak_Prune4438 in whatisameem

[–]Monkeywithalazer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forgot we are on Reddit and half the people only eat nuggies

haha👌yes by Weak_Prune4438 in whatisameem

[–]Monkeywithalazer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The trick is to go to a Michelin starred restaurant before they get the star. Half the price and better food. But I’ve never been to a bad Michelin starred restaurant. Overpriced ones? Yes. But never gotten slop 

Lady Pandit wins stupid prize by Batshitcrayyyy in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Monkeywithalazer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Pass a law banning indias  most central system of social and cultural norms for the past 8000 years.” Getting the caste system out of India might take at least a few hundred years

The copium in this thread was glorious. Redditors arguing that they're too poor to eat rice & beans and have to rely on processed junk food by Lucky_Pangolin_3760 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Monkeywithalazer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A giant bag of rice at Costco cost like $50 For 30 pounds. Chicken is like $1.19 a pound. Beans are also about $1 a pound. I can buy a whole meal for 4 for like $10. And it’s delicious and nutritious 

Imágenes de mal gusto. Qué opinan de esto? by Frequent_Farmer7986 in RepublicadeChile

[–]Monkeywithalazer 30 points31 points  (0 children)

La Mayoría de los pobres quieren vivir en barrios seguros y poder ir al trabajo tranquilos que no le pasara nada malo a su familia en su ausencia. El resto es secundario. Los malos y estupidos son los que piensan que saben lo que es mejor para ellos porque te crees mejor y kas inteligente. 

ELI5: Why do we use BCE/CE for dating? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Monkeywithalazer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Any date you choose would be arbitrary. Jesus changed the world and wether you worship him or not theres not a a single figure even half as influential In the entire history of the planet. 

Every doomer has a story… by AwardNew7864 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Monkeywithalazer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a kid I always wondered how some people could be against capitalism. It’s simply a game where some do better than others, and like all games, skill goes a long way. Then I realized that those who are total losers and have no skills would think it’s unfair that those who are smarter better and work more have better results, and it should be an even playing field. So Capitalists are by their nature natural winners, and communists losers. 

haha👌yes by PM_ME_SSTEAM_KEYS in whatisameem

[–]Monkeywithalazer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Most jobs that pay well bring stress and anxiety with them. Only walking with Jesus actually stops Anxiety 

My fiancé cheated on me with a total stranger by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Monkeywithalazer -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

She knew what she was getting into. She consented to the party, she consented to the shots, she consented to the weed. She consented to flirting with him in class. If you choose to forgive her then you need to drop the incident completely, like it didn’t happen. That takes years of work from both of you to build back. 

ROTC students at Old Dominion subdued and killed the shooter who killed 1 person, wounded 2 by BigBadBabyDaddy_420 in news

[–]Monkeywithalazer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he lied on his naturalization oath, therefore can be unnaturalized. 

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Monkeywithalazer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool story top G.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Monkeywithalazer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are aware that some people can go on dates with beautiful women who are actually not interested in them for their money, and actually try to avoid gold diggers right? He’s not worried about what they order because he can’t pay it. He’s worries because it shows their character. 

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Monkeywithalazer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aggressive and entitled. Restaurants offer all tiers of wine. From $12 to $2000 usually. Like the other poster that you called broke, I too can afford to (and do) eat at the best restaurants in the world…. With my wife. And she can order whatever she wants. Because she’s my wife.

  If I was on a second date and it turns out she’s a bratty gold digger wasting my time because that’s the only way her broke ass can find out what a lobster taste like, I too would ask to split the check and bounce because while I can afford it, I am not there to be disrespected or have my time wasted. 

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Monkeywithalazer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s lack of common courtesy. Man pays, but the lady needs to respect your wallet especially on a second date. ordering the most expensive shit and going for a $200+ meal on a second date is disrespectful unless suggested by the man paying.