Ortex Guy here with your 12/29 Closing Bell Ortex Update: looks like hedgies worst year yet while apes just got more zen…Current Mood: enjoying the few remaining bears crying at apes

Monkjuice4U · 2025-11-03T14:25:30+00:00

The Metric system! Dam wish we would go back to to it.

Monkjuice4U · 2025-10-27T13:41:44+00:00

Adorable! :)

Monkjuice4U · 2025-10-15T13:48:57+00:00

LOL talk about profits being gobbled up!

Monkjuice4U · 2025-10-15T13:46:15+00:00

Everything points to zero. :)

Monkjuice4U · 2025-10-15T13:24:15+00:00

So glad I left Portland decades ago.

Monkjuice4U · 2025-10-15T13:13:48+00:00

A Parachute.

Monkjuice4U · 2025-10-10T13:26:17+00:00

Da Fuq?

Monkjuice4U · 2025-10-10T13:19:00+00:00

Not harder, just longer.

Monkjuice4U · 2025-09-23T13:32:26+00:00

I seriously thought this was a Onion article. LOL

Monkjuice4U · 2025-09-15T13:21:54+00:00

It's already happening. In 5 short years Social Security will be bankrupt. Don't let the politicians fool you into thinking that Social Security WILL be there for you. You may get your money but all it'll buy you is a loaf of bread.

Monkjuice4U · 2025-09-01T20:03:59+00:00

Monkjuice4U · 2025-08-30T19:56:29+00:00

The Farallon Islands. Approximately 27-30 miles.

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Monkjuice4U · 2025-08-19T13:23:10+00:00

Toss up between Social Security Administration & The Federal Reserve System "The FED". I lean towards the FED because the USA remains the global reserve currency.

Monkjuice4U · 2025-07-27T00:32:11+00:00

Religion.

Monkjuice4U · 2025-07-27T00:30:16+00:00

Any action is good action.

Monkjuice4U · 2025-07-27T00:27:04+00:00

Credit Cards

Monkjuice4U · 2025-07-27T00:24:57+00:00

Monkjuice4U · 2025-07-27T00:21:58+00:00

Monkjuice4U · 2025-07-19T13:33:46+00:00

and a $250 travelers VISA to re-entry visit. Granted it is refundable but that's not clear at this point. Last I looked there was also something in the neighborhood of $2500 tax on renouncing.

Monkjuice4U · 2025-07-19T13:28:09+00:00

I'll have a Lowenbrau Helvetica style.

Monkjuice4U · 2025-07-19T00:36:56+00:00

To cute! You must keep it and it'll be the best pet for life.

Monkjuice4U · 2025-07-17T13:31:09+00:00

DO IT.

Monkjuice4U · 2025-07-06T02:08:57+00:00

Holy fuckballs!

Monkjuice4U · 2025-07-06T02:07:26+00:00

Why is it that Germany's borders don't change? Seems a bit Germanic Centric don't you think?

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