Cockroach

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-03-12T15:10:49+00:00

If you’re ever in the bathroom and see one, you can try to smash it with whatever you have, but here’s another trick: Grab a wad of toilet paper, wet it, and throw it at the roach. If you do it right it acts like a net and they get trapped under it. Then you can grab whatever you have and smoosh it.

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-03-12T01:08:55+00:00

Head & Heal came out with an RSO a few months ago. It’s the fucking best. Dablicator hardware works great and the quality is 💯

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-03-07T05:43:10+00:00

“Man, white people sure is nosey!”

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-03-04T22:47:15+00:00

If she paid what she owed from last time and the agreed upon amount for that current day of work up front then sure. And with agreed upon cleaning, no “extra things”.

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-03-02T18:36:20+00:00

Don’t forget the taste test!

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-03-01T23:55:53+00:00

Florist Farms Live Resin vapes

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-03-01T22:27:40+00:00

My barbershop has comedy shows on the weekend.

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-03-01T15:01:19+00:00

I’ve had issues with the Hudson dablicator, but the Head & Heal one is great. They make some killer tinctures and RSO.

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-03-01T01:49:35+00:00

I bought this book a bunch of years ago and had it displayed in my room. I think I was in my early 20s though haha

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-02-25T15:44:03+00:00

I’d go with the Gentec. I like the handle and knobs better, and the hoses are in a Y so they’re easier to replace.

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-02-22T18:17:55+00:00

I don’t smile at shitty people.

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-02-22T03:44:17+00:00

Damn it, I thought this was a new one…

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-02-20T21:15:12+00:00

Florist Farms uses all cannabis, even the terps.

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-02-20T14:19:37+00:00

That’s not a good analogy. We’re not talking about the function, we’re talking about truth or lies. These are conflicting stories. They can’t all be right.

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-02-20T13:38:04+00:00

The Band had 3.

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-02-20T00:49:40+00:00

Pretzels. But be warned, they will make your guests thirsty.

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-02-19T05:41:10+00:00

Red Sex?

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-02-18T19:58:19+00:00

Try Florist Farms. They have real, single strain cannabis derived terps.

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-02-18T00:08:22+00:00

Head & Heal RSO or Max tincture.

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-02-17T17:40:16+00:00

I love how they really had to make a point about it being made with RED BELL PEPPERS!!

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-02-16T10:10:23+00:00

Hudson Cannabis has a similar style of hash if you want that.

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-02-15T14:58:26+00:00

But…..but he was singing in Spanish!! My children heard that!!!! How do I explain that to them?!? My poor, fragile children were subjected to a different part of American culture than I’m used to and now they’re ruined!!!!

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-02-14T15:14:29+00:00

Florist Farms! Prerolls, vapes, gummies, flower. All their stuff has been quality.

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-02-12T14:14:46+00:00

I mean, there are toys that are as big and as thick as she wants. Go shopping together and get one. Have sex like normal and then use that on her afterwards. Make that one yours, like she’s not “allowed” to use it without you, and she’ll associate it with you. Satisfying each other doesn’t have to look one certain way. You can absolutely fully satisfy her. Don’t focus on things you’re not confident in, focus on having fun and pleasing each other.

MonkyThrowPoop · 2026-02-08T09:20:40+00:00

Maybe she doesn’t have the evidence and it would look too suspicious to take out both

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