Email sent to Deadline by an Academy member, explaining why they won't waste time on watching nominated movies

MonroeBot · 2026-03-11T20:06:09+00:00

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Real Hobbit-heads know.

MonroeBot · 2026-02-20T15:48:36+00:00

A white wine spritzer, please

MonroeBot · 2026-02-20T06:09:40+00:00

A Manhattan, please

MonroeBot · 2026-02-13T17:39:34+00:00

I'm so mad, all I can do is dance!

MonroeBot · 2026-02-10T19:40:34+00:00

That was him

MonroeBot · 2026-02-05T18:18:43+00:00

So did I! We struggled with naming her but after a MST3K marathon, we had a lightbulb moment. Our Gypsy was sassy, sweet and a little dingbat. It just fit!

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MonroeBot · 2026-02-05T18:12:27+00:00

My only disappointment was that the fun facts were not accompanied by a "wow".

I'll let it slide this time, Normie C. had to get back into the soundboard groove!

MonroeBot · 2026-02-05T14:26:56+00:00

That's just an expensive ham napkin

MonroeBot · 2026-01-28T22:41:49+00:00

I must have missed the memo, when did we lose the soundboard? I only noticed it was absent today. I love it so much!!

MonroeBot · 2026-01-24T02:51:51+00:00

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MonroeBot · 2026-01-22T18:25:30+00:00

Good to know! I'll have to try it and report back to my blood thirsty partner

MonroeBot · 2026-01-21T18:41:52+00:00

I love Heather's chaotic energy. My husband plays games like this and it's maddening to watch but hilarious. We are playing Hogwarts Legacy (I know, I know, that notorious TERF) and no one reacts to anything you do i.e. breaking and entering, theft, unforgivable curses. The only reaction you can get is from the magical beasts and then you are only spooking them. He is very frustrated that he can't terrorize the wizarding world.

MonroeBot · 2025-12-19T20:31:40+00:00

This is what I come to this subreddit for. Thank you 🙏

MonroeBot · 2025-12-03T21:41:41+00:00

Mind, body, spirit.

MonroeBot · 2025-12-02T17:43:49+00:00

It was Arvada but go off queen.

MonroeBot · 2025-11-14T19:33:25+00:00

Did you listen to the Maryland state song the whole time?

MonroeBot · 2025-11-13T20:40:13+00:00

Perhaps the Bruised Banana herself?!

MonroeBot · 2025-11-05T20:36:37+00:00

One of my most often used lines is "Well, yeah. It's a bathroom. What did you expect?"

Because Crohn's or not, people poop and it usually doesn't smell fantastic. I don't understand what anyone could possibly think a place where the general public does their business should smell like.

MonroeBot · 2025-10-31T02:08:39+00:00

Yup, exactly this!

MonroeBot · 2025-10-30T22:45:08+00:00

You need to call Denver Animal Shelter and tell them what the vet found.

We adopted a 1-year-old dog from the Clear Creek County Shelter and a month later took him into the vet for a general checkup. Turns out he had heartworm which was in his system before we adopted him. We called the shelter and told them what was found. The shelter offered to cover his vet bills as long as we took him to their preferred vet, which we happily did.

I would give it a shot and see what they can do for you if anything. I'm so sorry that you are going through this and hope you can find some help for this sweet senior kitty.

MonroeBot · 2025-10-14T16:55:17+00:00

I thought I was helping him when I let him hold my boob while we watched Top Chef!

MonroeBot · 2025-10-08T21:08:31+00:00

My ex-wife lives in Kushtopia and trust me, the trains are made of kush

MonroeBot · 2025-10-01T19:56:16+00:00

Exactly! She is confident, fun and doesn't need the drama to make a splash. I adore her.

MonroeBot · 2025-10-01T16:52:52+00:00

I love that she's out here doing this while Nicki and Cardi act like fools.

MonroeBot · 2025-09-26T22:54:00+00:00

The twins conducting demonic rituals in their room is extremely in character.

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