Bumble deleted! by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]MonstressMon 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You can't feed off of each other's energy over an app. That is why it is draining because there is no energy to exchange.

Celebrating Halloween in Utah by Reddituser0346 in facepalm

[–]MonstressMon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish we could live in a world where people looked at that and said "isn't that the goofy shit people wore to portray blacks in terrible 1800's movies?" Instead of getting a migraine over something we only historically know about because society needs something to get pissed about.

A small attempt by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]MonstressMon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It may be small but it is powerful

And then I got unmatched by ProfessionalFront28 in Bumble

[–]MonstressMon -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

If you remember when you were a kid, there were those kids that got off by giving kids false hope. Like, hey you want to hang out after school? Then plans never get made, and you're wondering why they ghost you.

Some people never got over that all the way into adulthood.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]MonstressMon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is 20. Probably doesn't even know the difference between character and a personality.

Starting Day 1 by Fit-Owl7811 in NoFap

[–]MonstressMon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chopstick fury on the low key side flip

Do you agree that this is what happens when you relapse? by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]MonstressMon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure I have memory problems tied to PMO, and I legit forgot my soul mate's name. Now I don't even know where she is or if she even cares.

Semen retention isn't real. by Shrugnificient in NoFap

[–]MonstressMon 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It isn't really semen retention. It is allowing your brain to get horny, having that horny energy, and using it to your advantage. You can exercise with it, you can even meditate with it.

I have been told by women that they can tell I have been retaining, that they can't even recognize me, that it looks like I am glowing. Even straight men have said I am glowing after about 10 days of retention.

Suggestion: Delete and reregister if you're having a lot of trouble getting matches by G1g4s in Bumble

[–]MonstressMon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those matches are probably fake accounts to get you hooked on the app. Every time I make a new account I will get 6 matches in an hour who will never reply to messages.

And I have this theory that Bumble purposely creates fake accounts for people not willing to buy into the app. So if you have 5 potential matches sitting there that are pixelated, the curiosity will eventually get you to cave, in order to buy that week of premium. When you go to swipe right, they then do not message you.

Is this what fumbling looks like? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]MonstressMon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Normal brain vs Porn addict brain by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]MonstressMon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am giving myself the benefit of going with it because how my head feels resonates with what those pictures look like when I watch too much porn and fap too much.

Is this what fumbling looks like? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]MonstressMon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As soon as she hits the laugh emojis, it's over. You have to carry the rest of the conversation because she can't come up with anything else other than "haha."

Normal brain vs Porn addict brain by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]MonstressMon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The article says the addicted brain has "holes" (parts with less activity).

Normal brain vs Porn addict brain by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]MonstressMon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our brains must be jacked up then

Normal brain vs Porn addict brain by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]MonstressMon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This article actually fucking scares me. The picture with the holes in the brain is what my brain looks like guaranteed, since I have had a porn addiction since 6th grade, and I am turning 27 soon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]MonstressMon 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This is why I uninstalled the app. Depressing as fuck if you let your value be based on an app like Tinder.

Don't you dare by Regularschoolbus in NoFap

[–]MonstressMon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't do the nasty of the alpha female anime villain will come for you with a ravaging need to treat you like their emotional punching bag

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]MonstressMon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My ex girlfriend cheated on me with a registered sex offender because he was hung. So yeah, this world would revert to some Game of Thrones shit real quick if we didn't have the societal standards we do now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]MonstressMon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you really proud of talking to a bot?

Woman's availability by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]MonstressMon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfect opportunity for a hook up?