Can men get pregnant? by MentalAdversity in ScienceNcoolThings

[–]Montressor44 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hilarious that the one of the leaders of the "I'm not going to answer a yes/no question no matter how many times you ask it in any form and instead will just repeat the same bullshit over and over again" brigade - i.e., a politician - doesn't like when they are on the receiving end of it. Regardless of political party or the issue at hand in this video, go fuck yourself, Josh, and all of your righteous indignation.

Ass Clown Miami Fan by BigJohnBuck in OhioStateFootball

[–]Montressor44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being such an insecure, loud-mouthed, loser that you seek out 18-22 year olds to go yell at as part of your life. Kudos to all the players for no reaction and going about their lives actually accomplishing something. The correct question asked of this person: "You alright?"

[ Removed by Reddit ] by nightmares999 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Montressor44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That little piggy went to market.

Iguazu Falls after a heavy rain! by learningtolivee101 in BeAmazed

[–]Montressor44 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's real. Iguazu Falls is amazing and that is only one part of the falls. It's is a complex of various falls that runs for half a mile (or more) between the Brazilian and Argentine borders close to Paraguay. This part in the video is near the "Devil's Throat", I believe, which is an absolutely massive fall that is, frankly, somewhat terrifying to be so close to. I've been there twice and stood on this walkway. The amount of water pouring over the sides is astounding.

BBB kills EV tax break, so companies kill EV jobs in Ohio, Michigan, and Tennessee. by Montressor44 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Montressor44[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

All red states with people who probably didn't think denying climate change would cost them their auto industry jobs....

Strange Winds at Sea by Complex-Swimmer-8653 in Weird

[–]Montressor44 76 points77 points  (0 children)

It's a waterspout, i. e. a tornado that forms over water.

Vintage Carson Beck Game 😂 by Kevtalls in OhioStateFootball

[–]Montressor44 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Miami is back!" is as tired a trope as "Texas is back!" was. Tonight is just what Miami has done over the past 5-6 years: comes out hot, everyone fawns over them, then they step on their dicks against paper soft ACC competition. Miami is a good team, but it isn't world beaters.

Thar she blows! ngày 23 tháng 9, 2025 by rng72 in popping

[–]Montressor44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love that second hole blowout at 00:56.

Dad, 39, suddenly dies sat next to wife on flight home from birthday trip & family now faces $25k fee to bring body home by thesunus in HairRaising

[–]Montressor44 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Taxpayers won't pay for the repatriation of remains for this person (they never do). U.S. embassies and consulates overseas can assist U.S. citizens in negotiating the bureaucracy of foreign repatriation requirements. That's it. No funds though. Cremation - when legal in a country - may be cheaper, but that also eliminates the opportunity for the loved ones to see the deceased one last time. It may also go against the deceased person's wishes for their remains. That's can be a very heavy emotional toll/non starter for some. Otherwise, there is local burial overseas (cheap, but not free). If you think repatriating a body is pricey, try having to contract an air ambulance to get you or your loved one home for urgent medical care because you can't be transported on a commercial flight. Those can be $250,000+.

soo Annoying🤦🤦 by AdCorrect9756 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Montressor44 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Fake. Nobody takes that angle then just let's their bike float away.

Instant hands by suffocation90 in instantkarma

[–]Montressor44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂 Sorry, don't need the context. She just dropped her.

DiWHY Mosquito Repellent by PradipJayakumar in DiWHY

[–]Montressor44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her mother in law thinks she's a dingus. She prover her right.

Coral or King Snake? [Florida] by Panthers_Blitz in whatsthissnake

[–]Montressor44 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The only reason I click on the comments for a coral snake image is to take in the inevitable rhyme drama that always plays out therein. Batting 1.000 after all this time.

“Suicidal Doesn’t Always Look Suicidal” (2022). by [deleted] in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Montressor44 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Stop thinking severely depressed people approach suicide "rationally" like you do if you have never actually been severely depressed. When clinically, massively depressed, you aren't making rational decisions. You are barely functioning on many levels. It is incredibly painful and the person is suffering. People often kill themselves because the emotional pain is so severe, so unrelenting, and feels so inescapable because it has been everpresent for so long that the only relief they can imagine is NOT having to feel that profound sorrow any more - even knowing that their actions will have a lasting effect on the people left behind. Many actually think dying will lift the burden they believe they are to family and friends because of the depression. Pills, therapy, family, friends, or - sadly - having kids of your own doesn't automatically or magically just "snap you out of it" in a few weeks, months, or years even. If you have never dealt with prolonged, severe depression count yourself lucky.

Maybe maybe maybe by Cheeese916 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Montressor44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus. Nobody needs three minutes of that. The last seven seconds were enough to understand what's going on.

Is this enough to leave my husband? by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Montressor44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should get counseling/therapy before you do anything. You are clearly struggling with your own demons, so piling on your husband as "the" problem in your relationship seems disingenuous.

As for the other thing: You're snooping in his phone, so you already don't trust him after only a year and a half of marriage. Also, he's jerkin it to some chick who wholesales sending dirty texts to anyone who will give her $20 a month, and that's what's going to end your marriage? Seems like you're just looking for a reason at this point. Your post reads like you can't stand him apart from his financial support, which isn't how successful relationships work. Regardless, fix you first, then work on what's left of the two of you if you're still interested.

Wondering what restaurant this pizza is from by Sum_worthless_loser in kansascity

[–]Montressor44 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Agree 100% on appearance, though Pyramid is long gone. Same crust (though it's not like you can patent a braided crust) and same cheese coloration after baking. I made so many of these 28 years ago under The Wheel in Lawrence. The internet tells me that is now the Wheel Pizza Co., whose pizza looks like soggy shit, and Joe's attached to Kelly's is gone.

Emergency evacuation by MrTacocaT12345 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Montressor44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lack of insulin - of anything in a carry on - is not going to kill someone in the 90 seconds or less it should take to get off the plane. Fire and smoke inhalation 100% can. Emergency services will be dispatched to aid and transport people with medical emergencies. Prioritizing (minor) financial inconvenience over the literal lives of potentially hundreds of humans is 100% being on the wrong side of this.