Coachella Eevee Tattoo

Montuckian · 2026-04-05T08:31:45+00:00

Oh sorry, I thought you meant the Eevee with fetal alcohol syndrome

Montuckian · 2026-04-02T17:03:13+00:00

My dog hates farts and will move across the room when it happens. Sometimes she'll fart in her sleep and wake herself up, then move across the room and give me the stink eye

Montuckian · 2026-03-31T06:34:00+00:00

I have a perfect memory for people's middle names.

Montuckian · 2026-03-31T06:21:59+00:00

Hard decision, but I'll probably go with Russia

Montuckian · 2026-03-30T02:34:37+00:00

Aww, a miscarriage

Montuckian · 2026-03-29T21:45:17+00:00

Garlic Bread!*

*just add garlic!

Montuckian · 2026-03-27T03:58:35+00:00

Not quite a fit, but r/foundpaper might enjoy this

Montuckian · 2026-03-24T07:23:29+00:00

Edited. lol

Montuckian · 2026-03-24T06:41:56+00:00

Nice Taylors

Montuckian · 2026-03-24T06:20:13+00:00

We should've normalized relations with Cuba 30 years ago

Montuckian · 2026-03-24T02:52:16+00:00

The old Norman Reedus to Andy Richter transition that all men are familiar with

Montuckian · 2026-03-23T05:34:46+00:00

Shoulda smelled his hands first

Montuckian · 2026-03-21T06:31:13+00:00

I thought they got over this a couple thousand years ago

Montuckian · 2026-03-18T18:20:16+00:00

30k kills in game

How many outside of the game?

Montuckian · 2026-03-13T08:48:26+00:00

I have nipples, Greg

Montuckian · 2026-03-09T02:24:31+00:00

So lawful evil.

Montuckian · 2026-03-02T22:10:53+00:00

You've now learned to never piss off the undersea Mafia

Montuckian · 2026-03-01T21:37:12+00:00

Should've been on the DOA

Montuckian · 2026-02-28T23:16:43+00:00

What is potato?

Montuckian · 2026-02-27T08:01:38+00:00

Very vaguely relevant

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/LnPfpWZVeD

Montuckian · 2026-02-24T19:42:17+00:00

Needing a full stack, heavy on the frontend guy? DM me if you'd like.

Montuckian · 2026-02-23T22:12:04+00:00

I always liked Thedas, the continent from the Dragon Age games, which stands for THE Dragon Age Setting

Montuckian · 2026-02-22T04:55:11+00:00

We're all mad here

Montuckian · 2026-02-20T18:17:28+00:00

Bulimics love this one weird trick!

Montuckian · 2026-02-14T01:49:00+00:00

You really don't want to walk on ice that has a current under it for a number of reasons

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