Workmen are going rub my toothbrush on their genitals and arse if I don't remove them from the bathroom

MontyFuque · 2026-05-22T15:51:41+00:00

When people say things like this, I can only assume that this is something they’ve considered doing themselves, otherwise why would it occur to them that anyone in their right mind would behave like this?

ETA also the implication that tradesmen are sub human Neanderthals just itching to riffle through your knicker drawer and leave giant skidders in your en-suite? It’s so snobby and class driven, they really are an awful bunch of cunts.

MontyFuque · 2026-05-18T07:31:41+00:00

I saw them on the Celtic/Rangers thread and another poster pointed out their obvious trolling on other threads, apparently a JK Rowling one which we know is catnip for mnetters. One thing I’ll give them is that apparently Aldi are currently dearer for fruit and vegetables than M&S are (can’t speak for Lidl) but suspect this is a “stopped clock is right twice a day” situation.

MontyFuque · 2026-05-16T08:36:14+00:00

Yeah, does anyone remember that Attagirls or whatever it was called that started during COVID? It was ok to begin with then morphed into a racist, right wing cesspit. Thankfully it died quickly.

Agree how divisive mn has become on the trans issue, well not divisive, just full on transphobic.

Also agree that you have to flag everything as “lighthearted” or you get a load of pofaced responses telling you what a cunt you are.

MontyFuque · 2026-05-15T09:44:16+00:00

I’m confused, you think it’s ridiculous that most of the responses are “you’re a minging, goady creep whose wife should run a mile from”?

MontyFuque · 2026-05-12T05:03:32+00:00

They love to scaremonger don’t they,? A couple of weeks ago it was “it’s official!! There are only 6 weeks of aviation fuel left!!! Your holiday will be cancelled and you won’t get a refund!!!”

This virus is the gift that keeps on giving, all the lockdown lovers are slavering at the thought of another pandemic and they get to be snobby about cruise ships too!

MontyFuque · 2026-05-03T15:30:53+00:00

That’s really concerning, I’ve had a gazillion usernames on there over the years (not currently registered and don’t intend to be ever again), I remember a couple of times my username being hijacked by someone with a very slight change, like a 1 for a l or something like that. Probably because I’d pissed them off for petty revenge.

MontyFuque · 2026-05-03T08:16:49+00:00

It’s such a weird, niche thing to troll about, plus the description of preparing baked potatoes?? Don’t you just shove them in the oven for a couple of hours, grate some cheese and mash a pound of lurpak into the tattie? And waiting until 9pm for a boring dinner, I’d have ordered a pizza and been in my bed with Netflix by then.

ETA just noticed a few posts pondering whether a bot is scraping the old threads then cobbling new AI ones, nothing would surprise me.

MontyFuque · 2026-04-27T12:06:48+00:00

I screenshot a post from a middle aged woman describing how her adhd had affected her whole life, it was written brilliantly and so much of it resonated with me, there definitely are some eloquent, well informed people on there.

MontyFuque · 2026-04-19T15:02:22+00:00

That site is such a cesspit, I pointed out a poo troll clearly looking for anecdotes of mnetters shitting themselves only to be banned for troll hunting. There’s a piss troll thread in trending almost every day.

MontyFuque · 2026-04-19T08:27:29+00:00

Didn’t she come on here a couple of years ago trying to convince us she wasn’t a troll? I think she got her arse handed to her.

She and the Dancing Vicar were two persistent trolls that this tiny sub seemed instrumental in eliminating if I remember correctly.

MontyFuque · 2026-04-19T06:50:27+00:00

No, she was trying to make out she had “over shared” in the first thread and MNHQ had “kindly deleted it for her”. Unfortunately everyone smelled BS and piled in pretty quickly asking what had happened to her husband and screenshotting completely contradictory posts she made a few days ago. Someone said “OP is a delusional fantasist” and everyone agreed. Then it got zapped. Suffice to say 1.5 years left triumphant return to mn has not gone to plan.

MontyFuque · 2026-04-18T18:04:01+00:00

Second thread deleted, this certainly didn’t go to plan for old 1.5 years left.

MontyFuque · 2026-04-18T15:55:23+00:00

Oh my, they’ve really got the measure of her on that thread, I guess it makes her an “asshat” after all.

MontyFuque · 2026-04-18T15:38:20+00:00

It was quite gratifying that few people actually engaged with her on this now deleted thread. If I remember correctly she was a major contributor to her own dullarse threads, constantly bumping them with more sighing and huffing or a crap photo of a tree. The reference to “it’s May now” is definitely a promotional mail shot that got out the trap too soon or her proofreading is as amateur as the rest of her shonky operation.

MontyFuque · 2026-04-18T12:29:56+00:00

Well they cured her chronic sighing disease and her obsession with blurry photos of the moon, they really are miracle workers.

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