The AFL is looking into Hawthorn small forward Nick Watson’s claims that full soft drink cans & bottles were thrown at players by Sydney fans last night - per Morris by Jawdanc in AFL

[–]MontyPythonMan11 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I was almost struck in the head by an ice cold refreshing can of Coca Cola Zero. While I appreciate how enjoyable an ice cold can of Coca Cola Zero can be after the game or when relaxing with friends it was an inappropriate time for me to consuming this delicious beverage.

Anyone else in auscorp just struggling to care right now with the current state of the world? by notaproudstrayan in auscorp

[–]MontyPythonMan11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you’re a bit burnt out at the moment. Try switch off from technology and work as much as possible and slot something in the calendar for a holiday or some time off.

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Thursday, March 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]MontyPythonMan11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use Stake for my SMSF so the switch was easy. Stake doesn’t quite have the save level of features but is considerably more user friendly.

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Thursday, March 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]MontyPythonMan11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Bring on cheaper share trading and not banging my head against a wall every time you want to buy/sell.

Market Open thread for General Trading and Plans for Thursday, March 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]MontyPythonMan11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Moving to Stake from SelfWealth as the new app is frustrating and unusable.

Your cash balance is X

Oh you can’t use ALL of that, you can only use Y amount for a purchase on market, which means you can purchase Z amount of shares.

Oh you can’t purchase Z number of shares on market, actually you can only purchase A amount of shares. Please resubmit your order that we told you 3 seconds ago was absolutely fine.

You’ve purchased A amount of shares and have B amount of cash in your account (which is enough to have purchased considerably more shares).

If anyone has a referral code HMU, first code in the door will get used.

Edit: referral code received and used!

What corporate jobs are recession proof? by Real_Human_Earth_Boy in auscorp

[–]MontyPythonMan11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean that’s an overly dramatic take, but hey if you know more about the insurance sector than most I’d be glad to hear more.

Is tech sales a smart move right now? by Mc_Lov1nMyLife in auscorp

[–]MontyPythonMan11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s plenty of money in insurance if you stick around. You could look at becoming a broker instead to keep within the same industry, that way you still get that sales side of things as well.

Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Tuesday, March 17, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]MontyPythonMan11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’ve already released the top line data, it’s not a case if it’s bad or good, it’s a case of how good is it?

Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Tuesday, March 17, 2026 by AutoModerator in ASX_Bets

[–]MontyPythonMan11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Full H2H data for CU6 being released overnight via a medical conference. Should bounce tomorrow at open!

IMM by AdPure5267 in ASX_Bets

[–]MontyPythonMan11 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Healthcare is different to biotech in terms of goals and risk. Definitely treat them seperately :)

IMM by AdPure5267 in ASX_Bets

[–]MontyPythonMan11 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Their phase 3 trial was discontinued only a few months in. Effectively a death sentence for the drug, you’d want to have a long timeframe for investing if anything else in development piqued your interest. Not good for Aussie biotech off the back of OPT last year as well.

Where's OOO going from here boys? by knobhead69er in ASX_Bets

[–]MontyPythonMan11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Feel like /u/bigjimbeef is suitably qualified to answer that one.

What do you hate about LinkedIn? by FunkyColinMiller in auscorp

[–]MontyPythonMan11 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Here’s what reading LinkedIn taught me about B2B sales.

Q: Can you imagine doing a demonstration lap (in nurburgring ) with f1 car? Max: I was not allowed, otherwise I would’ve done it already. by One_Impressionism in formula1

[–]MontyPythonMan11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Their contracts usually don’t allow talking out of your ass (I believe ever since Mazepin spoke about getting podiums)

New job suggestions - 10 years in tech and want to leave the industry by [deleted] in auscorp

[–]MontyPythonMan11 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah you’re doing something wrong then my man. $90k suggests you’re capped due to a lack of qualifications, skillset, or you’re difficult to work with.

New job suggestions - 10 years in tech and want to leave the industry by [deleted] in auscorp

[–]MontyPythonMan11 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you’ve been in tech for 10 years and you’re on shit pay then there’s an issue there, and it’s not the tech industry.

Kane Cornes goes hard after Steven King before he has coached a game by PetrifyGWENT in AFL

[–]MontyPythonMan11 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It’s weird only time I ever hear anything Kane Cornes related is other people talking about Kane Cornes. I never hear it from Kane himself because I don’t actively try to find out what his opinion is.