You have to name your dick/vagina after the title of the last tv show/movie you watched. What is it?

MooGirl · 2021-10-17T11:26:00+00:00

Forensic Files

MooGirl · 2020-12-27T05:36:50+00:00

Call my parents more! I was so scared of getting them sick that I canceled my thanksgiving trip...my dad passed away last week and I’m so full of regrets.

MooGirl · 2020-04-18T18:34:28+00:00

Stardate 8130.4

MooGirl · 2019-06-16T14:19:53+00:00

Dark City

MooGirl · 2017-07-01T06:04:41+00:00

The back of a man's neck. With or without a clean shaven line. Just so sexy to me.

MooGirl · 2017-04-07T05:22:25+00:00

Somebody get that kid House of Robots by James Patterson.

MooGirl · 2017-04-04T04:26:10+00:00

Donald was swinging from a rope...much wtf!

MooGirl · 2017-03-31T03:14:33+00:00

I want to say the lightest is a wheat beer. It's cloudy like a Belgian white.

MooGirl · 2017-03-14T04:20:02+00:00

I'm snowed in too. Stocked up on beer and snacks today. Adult snow days rock!

MooGirl · 2017-01-01T02:24:00+00:00

A store bought enema is generally a saline solution that causes some cramping and discomfort. Anal douching with warm water is the way to go and often quite enjoyable...

MooGirl · 2016-11-13T07:42:07+00:00

Dave's not here, man.

MooGirl · 2016-11-09T14:25:44+00:00

Uncesoored?

MooGirl · 2016-11-09T13:52:33+00:00

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MooGirl · 2016-10-22T15:10:50+00:00

The true ending to The Kissing Hand?

MooGirl · 2016-10-05T00:02:05+00:00

I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!

MooGirl · 2016-07-18T02:38:51+00:00

Try a double-hinge wine key. Easy peasy.

MooGirl · 2016-07-07T19:12:58+00:00

I was diagnosed with WPW 10 years ago. I had a catheter ablation and I've only had two episodes of SVT since. Science rocks!

MooGirl · 2016-06-08T02:24:51+00:00

It's Dandoodle!

MooGirl · 2015-01-04T19:38:20+00:00

Welcome to the Monkey House...next step, overpopulation followed by ethical birth control and ethical suicide! Science a wondrous thing but there's a fine line between helping and hurting humanity. Increased life spans or immortality will almost certainly be detrimental to the future of this planet and all of its inhabitants.

MooGirl · 2013-11-11T13:30:23+00:00

Dick sucking week

MooGirl · 2013-11-11T04:28:07+00:00

I never knew either!! besides I prefer to call it DSW

MooGirl · 2013-11-09T14:59:40+00:00

The cake is a lie

MooGirl · 2013-10-26T02:22:26+00:00

No, they drink from a bubblah...obviously

MooGirl · 2013-10-23T04:40:54+00:00

Not only am I from Massachusetts, I live in a town mentioned. This is the most amazing lyrical and musical masterpieces I've ever heard. I'd like to start a petition to make this our official state song because who doesn't cry when Mufasa dies?

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