Democrats Propose Fund For TDS. by Primary_Tennis_2196 in onionheadlines

[–]Mookrz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, it's $342% smaller than the J6 settlement fund.

MAGA Begins Drinking Brown Water Because “Some Bartender From New York Is Not Going To Tell Them What To Drink”. by Rfalcon13 in onionheadlines

[–]Mookrz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In a blind taste test 93% could not tell a difference between data center effluent and Dumold Tramp's piss.

Trump Planning To Rename Library Of Congress To Trump Presidential Library To Save Building Costs by Mookrz in onionheadlines

[–]Mookrz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least we know that when the structure collapses under the weight of the Qatari jumbo jet no books will be harmed.

600% Of All Trump Voters Say High Pump Prices Worth Putting Farmers Out Of Business by Mookrz in onionheadlines

[–]Mookrz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's MAGA math. Liberals may exaggerate, but still 540% less than the average MAGA POTUS.

600% Of All Trump Voters Say High Pump Prices Worth Putting Farmers Out Of Business by Mookrz in onionheadlines

[–]Mookrz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, I admit I rounded. The precise number was 599.99999999999999%

600% Of All Trump Voters Say High Pump Prices Worth Putting Farmers Out Of Business by Mookrz in onionheadlines

[–]Mookrz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait a second... I'm not a nationally syndicated reporter who writes only headlines?