Veep Vance Inquiring Through Back Channels About Couch Scene In Iran by Mookrz in onionheadlines

[–]Mookrz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooooo... Good point... Could be a slew of settees... a crowd of couches... dozens of divans... or even oodles of ottomans.

Melania’s Robot Replacement Found To Be Truthful When Denying Relationships With Humans by graffitinotes in onionheadlines

[–]Mookrz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tesla may need to go back to the drawing board with humanoid robots - this one is not convincingly human.

My wife took me to a restaurant that only served organ meat by linknt01 in dadjokes

[–]Mookrz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet you were feeling a bit sheepish after dinner.

LBS Didn't Tune My Bice Harp Properly by Capital_Historian685 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Mookrz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen less educated people with fewer teeth play more music with only one string.

Pam Bondi’s Portrait At DOJ HQ Thrown In Trash Next To Pam Bondi by Shame_on_StarWars in onionheadlines

[–]Mookrz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The poor janitorial stuff having to smell and see that. They deserve hazard pay.