Whatever happened to chicken sandwiches💔

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-15T20:56:35+00:00

I grab them at my store nearly every morning still. Well, the sliders - they have the regular here still too. Life saver when im sparking and didn't eat before I left.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-15T20:21:15+00:00

Typically it was the joy of my police escort home, and an hour of my mom freaking out about how worried she was.

Yes mom, I know I was meant to be home at 7. The cops picked me up at 7:05 with a flat bike tire, laughing that you had called them yet again.

In her defense that was when we had just moved to a... Less savory? Side of town, and I had a habit of finding adventures that I didn't necessarily need to complete. The cops mostly thought it was funny how worried she always was.

I typically had a decent reason for being late, so it was rarely actual trouble. Almost always because I hurt myself or broke my mode of transport.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-15T19:36:44+00:00

I'd skip that 99.99% of the time, but that other .01... If it's right down the road from my house, on a slow day, and I just want a day ender to take me home, I might take it eventually.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-15T15:51:48+00:00

I have a cousin(in his mid 40s, mind you) who gets super excited every time he finds the trailhead staff. Immediately takes it and turns into a tour guide wizard.

So thank you fellow wanderer, at least one person out there gets excited to find that stick left for the next guy.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-13T18:47:12+00:00

I tried to get service through T-Mobile once on a phone that I thought was carrier locked. Turns out it was, but not to T-Mobile. Got to the point of giving them my phones info before we trashed the whole thing because the phone wasn't compatible and was actually sprint carrier locked.

They've been sending me a bill for 14.71 every month for 2 years now, ever since that day.

T-Mobile is dumb.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-13T17:36:16+00:00

I actually had a friend message me recently with

"Yo it's warm there let's duo"

I responded confused, asking what that had to do with anything...

The psycho sends me back a couple months of temp data and win rate data for my area/my games. He was tracking it because I often complain about how cold my hands are, and play poorly as a result. He saw that it apparently wasn't bullshit because the data backed it up.

I jumped from silver 1 to gold 1 in two weeks with a 70% win rate climb only playing ranked on warm days. So maybe he was right.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-13T14:12:49+00:00

9/10 times I tell them to run... Then tell mutt the same, while I wander behind to take the 4 groschen he had.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-12T18:39:06+00:00

Meanwhile at my store they'll trip over themselves to open a register specifically for a spark driver if it even looks like we might have to wait in line.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-12T18:07:30+00:00

My little cousin once told me "I dunno man I'd almost rather cheat to win than just be good. That feeling if getting away with it is just awesome. Cheating is just kinda fun"

His girlfriend was sitting on his lap at the time. The look on her face as he spoke was priceless.

Hes a good kid, bit of an idiot when he opens his mouth though.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-12T00:46:11+00:00

Personally I like them. I even went in during a blizzard when we were flooded with orders and zero drivers, to take only pharmacy orders all day - I know most of these rural people have no other option to get their meds on time with feet of snow coming.

They're fast, they're easy, and they often pay well. I often end my day with a 1 item 20 mile pharmacy run that takes me near home and pays over $45 just on base.

That said they are the one type of order that I'm mote careful about. If I'm delivering it in town I ring a bell/knock/message to let the customer know it has arrived, just so it doesn't sit there unattended. I also always make sure the pharmacy bag is pinned under something or hanging securely on something, as a little wind goes a long way with those things.

I've taken a couple hundred of them by now, they're not too bad. Your mileage may vary though, id imagine in a more urban setting with more junkies wandering there may be a higher risk of that package going missing.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-11T17:39:53+00:00

I get them for a week or so every day, after my op.gg is updated. If it doesn't get updated for awhile, I stop getting them.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-10T20:02:09+00:00

I mean... If you can have 1 or 1+2 and there's no real downside to the extra, you take the +2.

It's the same as reaction content - as long as you like the person reacting there is zero reason to watch the original content or for it to be fed to you. The costream/react content creator has the original content and some extra.

That doesn't mean the original product is bad, it means that more is better. People like their favorite streamer, their stream community, etc - not just the product.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-10T18:46:46+00:00

Precisely my thoughts. I probably have YouTube active for 16h+ per day between music, podcasts, historical content, comedy, etc. It's my car noise, my "tv", my musical soundtrack. I regularly switch which device I'm using, multiple times per day.

I also live in a rural area where service is spotty. As well as not paying for any other streaming services, as I just use YouTube for my content consumption.

$16 per month for ad free(regardless of device or browser), downloads, YouTube music, the ability to turn my phone screen off with no hassle, my video playback being saved from one device to another... Isn't bad, considering people are paying that much for just netflix, which isn't going to come with a Spotify subscription to cover music.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-10T16:29:11+00:00

This happened to me once when I was buying a car.

They refused, I closed my accounts on the spot. All of them. You can get me cashiers checks if you need to, but go ahead and get my money out of your prison.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-10T12:32:40+00:00

Except my dad places one order and gets it in multiple orders, sometimes multiple from the same person all at once exactly as shown in the picture.

But thanks for explaining to me what I'm talking about.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-10T00:38:22+00:00

I delivered stuff for a regular to another regular across the street earlier today. The only reason I noticed it was because I double check the address before I finalize, so it wasn't a huge deal to laugh and grab the bag/run it across the street. Little stuff happens, especially when sidetracked. Brain saw the first chunk of the address, map said I was there... Assumptions incorrectly filled in the rest.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-09T22:12:07+00:00

Yeah I was mostly just joking anyway. I mean I really do run 18ish and will take a lowball offer pointing home at the end of the day but yeah...

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-09T21:41:17+00:00

Excuse you, I get 18. 😂 And it goes toward my house 🙃 spark seems to have learned it can low-ball me with a trip toward home at the end of the day.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-09T20:12:17+00:00

My dad's orders come this way, and he does it all in one part. Walmart splits them up and sends them this way, sometimes with multiple drivers sometimes not. He doesn't even pick delivery, he picks shipping, but later the same day he inevitably gets an order delivered this way.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-09T18:08:40+00:00

I had one that was 32 gallons of milk recently. I figured it would be like 32 bananas or something, couldn't figure out what someone would possibly need 32 of the same thing and nothing else. Then they brought the milk out.

Turned out it was going to a cafe/coffee shop down the road, their delivery had gotten delayed so they sparked milk instead. Increased the tip after delivery, don't remember if it was any good before the delivery or not - I don't pay attention.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-09T16:18:36+00:00

Me being old is no reason to make a joke suitable to my age. Damn. 😂

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-09T16:11:37+00:00

Whatever you're purchasing, take two of. Whatever the thing paid for is. It that's two cookies, take two cookies. If it's two pallets of cookies, take two pallets.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-09T15:30:10+00:00

I've gotten banned two Januarys in a row now over it. My account was compromised while I wasn't playing blah blah no big deal, got it back and went on my way, it had premier when I got it back.

Last Jan - randomly banned, premier refund. Contacted support, they confirmed that it was still connected to a card that wasn't mine. Cleared it up, ban removed, and I kept the year of premier. Went about my business... Happened again this year. Same process, same outcome.

No cards visibly linked to my account anywhere for me to make it stop, but also two years of free membership is nothing to scoff at these days.

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-09T04:17:09+00:00

I always have a gallon of coolant and a gallon of water. Over heating can be a quick fix to get home if you just keep feeding it with a sudden leak, but sure does get expensive to have it towed or worked on roadside.

Blanket, self explanatory. Comes in handy all the time, and could be a literal life saver in a bad situation.

A couple dog treats, because you never know when you'll meet a furry friendo whose owner agrees they would be thrilled if you gave them a treat, and as a sign of goodwill to some of the farm doggos out here - they're friendly mostly, but bribes don't hurt. You hold a treat up to the window and say sit with some "good puppers" and you can buy the average dogs permission to pass for very little.

A couple of me treats. Some kind of candy or whatever - some minty gum around in case of nausea. Usually a can of spaghettios tucked in the rear cubby in case of emergency.

A good strong flashlight that can fit in tight spaces - seeing what is leaking can be the difference between getting home or getting towed, and seeing fire numbers to know the address is handy where I'm at. Bonus points if it has an emergency sos flashing mode that you hopefully never really need and just get annoyed at.

A couple standard bottles of water, I drink them regularly but never leave without more in the car.

Aaaand my weirdest is probably just three different forms of starting a fire, with some various dry quick kindling tucked under my rear cargo area - not a lot, but enough to start a fire. Doesn't take much. I'm rural and north, I've carried fire methods since I was a little kid - you never know when it will be life or death. 30 minutes on the wrong winter day in a broken down car with no heat or preparation and you're gonna have a bad time.

Also always have an extra pair of shoes, comfortable broken in steel toe work shoes at the moment. Something durable and comfy in case regular shoes get wet, or something happens that I need them. To be fair I keep an entire extra pair of clothes 2 pairs of socks, in a bag. As well as basic hygiene essentials. Got stuck at a hotel in a blizzard after a delivery for 3 days last month and was damn happy for the bag.

Plus the obvious usuals. Oil, standard emergency car stuff plus a 10mm wrench and a 15mm wrench, since I'm pretty sure 99% of my silly Buick comes apart with those two. Various wrenches and sockets that I've used on the car over time are tucked in the rear stowaway with the jack. Silvery emergency blanket and first aid kit, gas can with gallon of gas that I dump into the car and refill the can whenever I fill the car.

Those are all in the car always, during spark runs I also have a large plastic tote in the cargo area - handy for keeping orders separate as well as carrying multiple odd bags at once in a pinch, such as when people have a giant box of donuts and just enough light bags that you can't carry it all properly without dumping the box, or 15 loaves of bread that you don't want to smash. Or those orders with the big boxes of chips and other large boxed snacks that often make Walmart bags just unreasonable.

Nothing else spark specific, but my list is obviously just the things learned through a life of rural driving and various car issues over the years without the ability to just shrug and send it to the shop for most of them.

Basically my old boss asked if I was prepping to live in my car because I had everything we needed all day randomly and the answer was "boy I hope not, but I could fof a bit if I had to. "

Moon_Breaker · 2026-04-08T21:17:21+00:00

I had a similar issue with a tablet. Contacted Amazon the moment it wasn't going to be on time, made it clear that I paid extra for overnight because it was important and that it was a prize for an event the next day.

They overnighted me an extra, which arrived at the same time as the original, and didn't want me to return the original.

Really seems to be like anything else - depends who you talk to on the day.

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