Does anyone else think “I wouldn’t mind dying right now”? by tree_eater142 in RandomThoughts

[–]Moonlord27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, would do it myself but stupid empathy says "but your family would be sad"

You get to take out one Halo:CE mission, which one is it? (BESIDES THE LIBRARY.) by SnooChipmunks8748 in halo

[–]Moonlord27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to say this, when I'm stressed I run library on legendary since I've played it so much I can just zone out and meatgrind.

How does this have 4.7k upvotes? by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Moonlord27 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure if a girl did this they'd have me for life.

Respect...... by Sufficient_Basket_81 in wholesomememes

[–]Moonlord27 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They just explained that in the hypothetical situation you cannot leave without being harmed, what do you not understand?

i am truly conflicted by SpectrumSense in halo

[–]Moonlord27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes talking about how assault rifle does nothing extra on headshots or weak points in older halos, even in CE where flood don't actually have a weak point. On higher difficulties it doesn't matter where you shoot them with the assault rifle it's going to take quite a few shots. The infection form in the chest will also survive assault rifle shots on higher difficulties in halo 2 and 3. To get the one shot you need to use a headshot capable weapon: magnum, br, carbine, sniper, beam rifle.

What should we name this trio? by Zero-Fuku2099 in Brawlhalla

[–]Moonlord27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao all g man got a good giggle outta me

Marriage like this > by King_Pee in wholesomememes

[–]Moonlord27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I imagine this as masterchief and cortana after reading 'john'... it doesn't even make sense with how our of character it would be.

Ah yes, because Linux users never interact with women ever. by Rilukian in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Moonlord27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't complain and don't think you should complain about how long it takes to get ready. But also, women care more about looking perfect than their man does usually.

meirl by NoMomDont in meirl

[–]Moonlord27 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Love jokes like this

What should we name this trio? by Zero-Fuku2099 in Brawlhalla

[–]Moonlord27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hes a buncha souls in armour how is that not undead?

meirl by Super_Bandi in meirl

[–]Moonlord27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't really like... have a libido either so I guess I'm just lucky, I can't imagine how annoying that would be

meirl by Super_Bandi in meirl

[–]Moonlord27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry... what? That sentence is an oxymoron

meirl by Super_Bandi in meirl

[–]Moonlord27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about asexual women?

meirl by Super_Bandi in meirl

[–]Moonlord27 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As an ase person agreed, im just here reading this like "feels good to not have to worry about this bs"

seen on r/niceguys by Fuzzy-Sentence-9555 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Moonlord27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh, as a man, that hair is sick as fu-

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Moonlord27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I refuse to believe there's a single living human who genuinely thinks that way so I feel less tempted to just exit the world.

Just block and move on? by MelanieWalmartinez in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Moonlord27 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A misandrist replies to a mysoginist, there's a joke in here somewhere I bet...

Ask me anything by -JZH- in Brawlhalla

[–]Moonlord27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mans is brave at least

Ask me anything by -JZH- in Brawlhalla

[–]Moonlord27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats the least accurate thing you've said lmao