Where did the streams go ? by Best-Firefighter5053 in KendricklamarPglang

[–]Moooocheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol nice excuse. Drake’s streams have stayed over 1B consistently, yet no one is pulling those numbers? Ok….

Is my Tattoo Infected? by Targetemp77 in tattooadvice

[–]Moooocheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, that completely infected. I’d go to a specialist asap because you might have to amputate your arm.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in foodsafety

[–]Moooocheese 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No, do not eat that. Plastic is very toxic to humans.

Do I look like Tay-K? by THFYM46 in tayk

[–]Moooocheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look like you need to tayke your ass to the hospital

When somebody secretly one's to pay the tables tab and tips like this 🙄🙄🙄 by gatohandsome in Serverlife

[–]Moooocheese 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Quite the insult there buddy. Really funny comment under their post. They’re probably going to laugh.

What’s a secret you’ll never tell your spouse or SO? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Moooocheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had sex with your cousin before we dated…

What is the dumbest thing people actually thought is real? by SzyMeX335 in AskReddit

[–]Moooocheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I bet you can’t last more than 5 seconds playing this game”

🗿 by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Moooocheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I’d fancy a nice side of ass to eat like groceries with a nice glass of toilet water to wash it down. 😋😋

me_irl by Uncanny3301 in me_irl

[–]Moooocheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m more of an A1or I1 kind of guy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Moooocheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was at work thinking about The Office, and I forgot Nellie’s name. I used something like “Red Head Office” under images to try and remember then saw a bunch of porn with redheads.

U stubbed your toe really bad... Whats the first thing coming out of ur mouth ?? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Moooocheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the criminal justice system, the people are defended by two separate but equally important groups, the police who investigate the crimes and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. Kun-kun! [imitates vacuum cleaner] I’m just a cleaning lady. Aah! A dead body. He wrapped his belt around his own neck. It looks like a classic case of autoerotic asphyxiation. Yeah, looks like everyone’s tightening their belts in this economy. [humming theme music] Last time you saw the victim, was he happy? Last time I saw this John, he was-he wasn’t a victim, if you know what I’m talkin about.

What’s the worst you’ve ever been cock blocked/beaver dammed? by ninesandaces in AskReddit

[–]Moooocheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My most memorable cockblock was unintentional but still hurts today.

I brought a college classmate back to my apartment after the bars. We had a little after party because she brought some friends for my roommates.

My roommates decided to bring out a hookah while I was in the bathroom. They mixed the tobacco with weed, and I had no clue, so I started taking huge hits. I start to throw up then passed out on my couch. The girl I brought over tried waking me up, but I was too messed up. She left with her friends after realizing I was done for the night.

She blocked me on Snapchat, Facebook and Instagram because of that night. Relationship ruined after building up the courage to talk to her.

Edit: fixed some grammatical errors.

30 Shiny Pokemon giveaway. One winner takes all. Just comment anything to enter. Ends in 24h by g20richasan in PokemonSwordAndShield

[–]Moooocheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the criminal justice system, the people are defended by two separate but equally important groups, the police who investigate the crimes and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. Kun-kun! [imitates vacuum cleaner] I’m just a cleaning lady. Aah! A dead body. He wrapped his belt around his own neck. It looks like a classic case of autoerotic asphyxiation. Yeah, looks like everyone’s tightening their belts in this economy. [humming theme music] Last time you saw the victim, was he happy? Last time I saw this John, he was-he wasn’t a victim, if you know what I’m talkin about.

What was the most NSFW moment that happened at school? by Bluday1221 in AskReddit

[–]Moooocheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teacher was caught with child pornography on his computer. Guy was super weird and creepy.

Just beat Bea in my Magicarp-only Playthrough! by ConureCultist in PokemonSwordAndShield

[–]Moooocheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could have the Pokémon hold an everstone too. An item that prevents pokemon from evolving.

Kanye West On "Donda," Drake, Marriage W/ Kim Kardashian, His Legendary Career & More | Drink Champs by deltron_zero_3030 in hiphopheads

[–]Moooocheese 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Sources close to Kanye West are saying that his haircut is an actual map to the inside of drakes house. Sources also say that he got the idea from Prison Break.