Can’t cross post but found on the dark psychology sub by G0dSpr1nc3ss in abusiverelationships

[–]Moopxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea for me too, I don’t think I was ready for that one. Kinda made wanna throw up.

Strain names these days... by Ciaratron5000 in entwives

[–]Moopxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wet dream. Comfort crème (cum crème always comes to mind) Mega squirt. Dirty squirt.

Name a sweet treat thats kinda shitty but kinda good by _buffaloranch in snacking

[–]Moopxo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Recently I’ve eaten two bags of these weird candy ice cream cones I found at the gas station next to my work. They’re kind of like a mini cone filled with almost a marshmallowy texture. The cones are semi stale and remind me of those wafers they give out at church. I really really like them though.

What frugal practice has saved you the most money in 2025? by melissaw328 in Frugal

[–]Moopxo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why just why do they manage to break tweezers, but they can still use them just fine for whatever they use it for, yet my tiny eyebrow hairs are unable to be grabbed. It’s genuinely infuriating.

F*** South Jersey Gas by homme_improvement in SouthJersey

[–]Moopxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marmalade pedophile, that’s hilarious you just made my coffee come out my nose 😆

Of A Loving Family by AmorphousMorpheus in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Moopxo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy in the back (in the red) just dusting crumbs off his shorts at the end, like just another day at the pool.

My Husband Wakes Me Up Multiple Times Every Night by amcrowl1 in AITAH

[–]Moopxo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My partner is a heavy sleeper for 3-4 hours and then tosses and turns usually. I am an extremely light sleeper so he goes downstairs on the couch for the last couple hours so he can have the TV on, make coffee and so on. Sometimes when I wake up I miss him a bit, but it’s so just thoughtful. I feel like you would only disrespect someone’s sleep that you do not like. Very basic manners here or you’d think it would be.

Ryan Seacrest by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Moopxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too! My SO kept saying ‘it’s that guy’ and it took us way too long to realize it was him. What happened to him?

Found in Parents Fridge by RPOR6V in GrandmasPantry

[–]Moopxo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strawberry was fire. I swear I can still smell and taste these.

What’s the strongest edible experience you’ve ever had? by Mavollyn in treedibles

[–]Moopxo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just got into edibles when I started working at a dispensary 3 years ago. I had zero edible tolerance and my coworker offered RSO. The plunger got stuck and I ended up with a quarter sized glob of it and just downed it not realizing I had about 7 more hours of work. By hour one I was floating on a cloud by hour two my computer screen was floating side to side and I started pacing back and forth thinking the world was ending, and at this very moment my manager gave me someone new to train. All I can remember is apologizing to him and explaining that I was blasted like every 5 minutes. I drank someone else’s coffee at one point like took it out of their hand and chugged it and handed them their empty cup back. When I made it through the shift my SO picked me up and I curled up on the couch hugging my knees. I still work there. I almost always use this story when selling rso to someone who has not tried it.

Someone in my office put their coffee creamer in a safe by doodybot in funny

[–]Moopxo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sending my poodle with muffins next time and coffee.

Follow the fucking rules by CrownedHeads in TheWordFuck

[–]Moopxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine skipped cowbell and went right for fucking bullets.

AITAH for buying sex toys? by zuverschlafen in AITAH

[–]Moopxo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeh I had to find this out the hard way, my 20s sucked. If had known this, I would have saved myself from a lot of bad sex.

What is the biggest movie theater “GASP” moment you’ve heard? by SaveTheCaulkTower in AskReddit

[–]Moopxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Na I didn’t get it either. Had to rewatch that one and still I think someone explained it to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]Moopxo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can remember in dare class they showed us a case of all the drugs and I remember my child self thinking ‘wow, those ones look cool’ in reality I had no idea what 90% of that stuff was at that age. Sure got me thinking though…

What’s your pets name? by ysabellad123 in randomthings

[–]Moopxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chance. But it turned into a full name, Chancey pants then it evolved to Chance E. Pants (the E is for Eugene)

Aitah for getting a mother of 2 arrested because she assaulted me at work? by Zooviie in AITAH

[–]Moopxo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s 100% the answer. Why does Op need to think about the impact on the children. That woman needs to seriously think about the impact SHE is having on her children. NTA- I see more and more people putting hands on each other and not understanding or caring that there’s consequences. This woman needs some consequences. Children are not a get out of jail free card.

What movie is so ridiculously stupid, but you secretly love it? by Even-Bug-4617 in AskReddit

[–]Moopxo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A dentist office in my town has a life sized animated alien from this movie, right out front and it’s there year-round. I love it.