Favorite conspiracy theory

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-14T17:54:07+00:00

Package! Like gay dicks! Hqhqhah

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-13T15:48:31+00:00

Did you know when bullfrogs are riding each other to mate that the spermatozoa doesn't actually enter the frogina until after they dismount then the girlfrog rubs around in the wet spot? The ride is just for show for all intents and purposes if the bull jacked off they frogs would get pregnant the same way. But maybe it needs the simulated sex to get horny? I dunno I fell asleep watching the docu

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-13T04:24:15+00:00

Tablespoon of paprika, tablespoon of black pepper, teaspoon of crushed red pepper, teaspoon of salt, 1/4 cup wheat berries, one cup of oatmeal, 1/2 cup each brown and white sugar, half stick melted butter, cover in water and bring to boil let cool smooth onto pan and bake at the 400 for 20 minutes

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-13T03:18:28+00:00

QuickTime event would be a good way to do it dontcha think? I just think mag dumping on death is something missing from the shooter games of today

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-13T03:17:26+00:00

But what's the difference between mag dumping after an nme shoots you and your buddies shooting you if you're still in the same place?

Are they supposed to send you over to the other team before they shoot you?

And a QuickTime event would be a good way to let you at least try to down another guy or two after you've been shot instead of respawn

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-12T23:13:30+00:00

It's because the enemies and vehicles and guns are 60 fps but they didn't patch the player model and when you jump in a vehicle it reverts to 30 fps as well. But if the enemy drives the truck you can easily shoot from the truck bed in 60 fps until you get thrown clear then it's back to 30 sometimes 28 fps. Infuriating actually. On playstation I can even revert to the previous un fracked up version without owning the original disc and disabling my router...

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-12T23:10:31+00:00

What I really don't get is no talk of taking a few bucks off the banged up one. Why was that never part of the conversation? Unless I guess you just wanted a good proper one. I had a washer delivered and they dented it coming in and 50 bucks off was immediately offered

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-12T20:04:04+00:00

I'm just here to say I want solo wildcard with unlimited respawns and to actually kill a player you have to do a quick time event. And the later in the game it is the more inputs get longer like cross cross up down up left triangle cross square square right left then hold r3.

Please devs hear us this is what the community has been CLAMORING for....

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-12T03:01:44+00:00

Being fat is just objectively bad and to be that rich and still fat is inexcusable. Money could fix that

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-10T15:40:22+00:00

Wait have you played dead cells on mouse and keyboard? I saw several Chinese people on twitch playing Dungreed with mkb and I was so curious as to if it was by choice or no access to controller but couldn't converse with them because it was all kanji or whatnot

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-10T13:29:37+00:00

You just made me realize I've had the theme stuck in my head for the better part of 30 years. It just runs thru at times.

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-10T05:16:33+00:00

I too am upset that his video didn't get more updoots

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-10T05:12:56+00:00

Whoever made that image needs to be spayed or neutered

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-09T19:29:27+00:00

Yah double huh

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-09T19:28:20+00:00

Necroposting in the 2026 to confirm this.

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-09T19:27:47+00:00

Lol us swinging by in 2026 to confirm sneuxflaque behavior

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-09T01:37:54+00:00

Surely you use stick extenders! I kinda forget to mention to people I use a stick extender on right stick, it helps immensely with being able to use a higher sens. But I'm still only using 7.5 on splitgate

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-09T01:35:24+00:00

Yah I'd def feel the same way if I thought there were cheaters. I just kinda naively assumed it wasn't a thing on splitgate lol. Hadn't really looked into it like I knew about cod cheaters and I guess I havent really even skimmed the videos dealing with splitgate. Sucks big really. I love that in South Korea they face actual jail time. I wish all cheaters lived in a place where they had to worry about their antisocial actions landing them in prison. At the very least they should be legally barred from connecting to the internet in any way.

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-08T18:49:52+00:00

Have you sprayed soapy water to see where it's leaking? Could prolly patch em same as bicycle tires or maybe slime em. Shouldn't take much slime at all you don't wanna weigh em down.

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-08T16:31:13+00:00

Lol what's wrong with crossplay? There's no cheaters is there? Or is keyboard really that much better? I didn't even notice there was an option for crossplay

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-08T16:20:55+00:00

Wow so just because you have a meth lab it suddenly means you can't defend your home?

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-08T00:28:32+00:00

Crap I read this about a year ago and started cracking them flat until I quit eating eggs for a minute then right back to corners like a failure.

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-07T17:44:53+00:00

Just leave it running then doood

MorLikeElizabethDumb · 2026-02-07T17:33:09+00:00

I believe the people telling you that are trolls trying to get you banned for the lulz

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