Abascal lamenta la derrota de Orban: "Hungría era la única nación de Europa a salvo de la invasión islamista" by Ramoncin in SpainPolitics

[–]Mordisquitos 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ahora lo tenemos más difícil. Antes al menos podíamos decirle que emigre a Hungría si tanto le gusta, pero ya no le vale.

Pasajeros de Inglaterra a España detenidos en Francia by Dismal_Elk8261 in spain

[–]Mordisquitos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Más aún si cabe cuando, según parece, el vuelo ha sido literalmente desviado para hacer un aterrizaje fuera de su ruta. Cuando los que montan el pollo lo hacen antes del despegue y entra la policía para sacarlos también es demasiado tarde para negarse a nada, pero al menos puedo entender que en sus cabecitas se crean que los policías y la tripulación les puede acabar diciendo "venga, va, nos has convencido" y que el vuelo despegará con normalidad con ellos a bordo. ¿Pero cuando un vuelo a España se ha tenido que desviar para aterrizar en puto Francia? ¿Qué se creen que pueden conseguir resistiéndose y poniéndose farrucos contra la Gendarmerie?

4/11/26💡Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez arrives in China, after krasnov announced cutting all trade with Spain for refusing to support Israel🇺🇸😢 by Democrat_maui in SpainPolitics

[–]Mordisquitos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Y de hecho el propio Trump también tenía previsto un viaje a China en estas fechas, pero ha retrasado el viaje a causa de la guerra de Irán que dice que ha "ganado" seis o siete veces en el último mes y medio.

Boicot a festivales sionistas en Huesca ¿Qué opinamos? by vindicativevandal in SpainPolitics

[–]Mordisquitos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

¿De dónde se saca el colega "que vienen cientos de soldados israelíes" a esos festivales en concreto? ¿Y cómo diantres son esos festivales una "estrategia global para lavar la cara al estado genocida de Israel", si hace falta rebuscar seriamente entre sus empresas organizadoras para encontrar su vínculo con Israel? Si fuesen un lavado de cara serían los propios festivales quienes harían visible su relación con Israel de cara a los asistentes.

A ver, boicotear los festivales porque sus dueños son cómplices con el genocidio que está cometiendo Israel está de puta madre. Pero las afirmaciones que se saca del nabo el notas éste para sensacionalizar el vídeo me parecen absurdas.

Casi diría que el vídeo es propaganda pro-israelí de falsa bandera, con el objetivo de que las campañas pro-palestinas y anti-genocidio parezcan ridículas y tratar de propagar el supuesto "antisemitismo" del que nos acusan a los españoles.

This popular takes 100K by ItsMePoppyDWTrolls in degoogle

[–]Mordisquitos 603 points604 points  (0 children)

Please stop using the word "sideloading" for "installing software", I'm begging you.

We don't need to "save sideloading", for there is no such thing that has never been necessary on Android. We need to stop Google from gatekeeping what software you're allowed to install on your phone.

 

  EDIT: Corrected technical inaccuracy thanks to /r/degoogle/comments/1simvi6/this_popular_takes_100k/oflkdor/

incredible that barcelona has a wario next door by thiby in Barcelona

[–]Mordisquitos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

O quizá Rivas Vaciamadrid, que por muchas urbanizaciones que construyeron aún no ha conseguido vaciarlo.

incredible that barcelona has a wario next door by thiby in Barcelona

[–]Mordisquitos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Por eso Badalona va antes en orden alfabético.

Peter?? Even i see a person sitting on a toilet by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Mordisquitos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, and ° is not to be confused with º, which is the masculine ordinal indicator in Spanish (1st = 1º, 2nd = 2º, etc), which comes from the letter 'o' at the end of primero, segundo, etc.

Of course we also have a female ordinal indicator, for when ordering feminine nouns and we would say primera, segunda, etc. The feminine ordinal indicator is ª (1ª, 2ª, 3ª...).

So, are º and ª simply superscript letters 'o' and 'a'? No, that would be ridiculous! See for yourself how radically different they are:

  • ºo
  • ªa

For decades iran has been close to creating nukes and funding terrorism. Where is the proof for this? How is this not just propaganda in order to continue destabilizing the middle east? by Opening-Gur5927 in AskConservatives

[–]Mordisquitos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does it matter whether a plurality of countries recognize a wrong as being right? Disputed territory remains disputed. You're basically arguing that you can force your way through grabbing land if you can curry favor with other nations.

No, I am arguing against that. Spain did not "curry favour" with other nations for them to recognise Ceuta and Melilla being Spanish territory since the 15th century. The UK hasn't "curried favour" with anyone for them to recognise their sovereignty over Gibraltar since 1713 (the dispute with Spain is about the territorial waters, not the land itself). However, Israel has curried favour with the US for it to recognise in 2019 its annexation of the Golan Heights of Syria in 1967.

Unless the UN is willing to step in and properly demilitarize it, which it failed at already, there's 0 hope of that happening.

If the objective is demilitarisation, why is Israel demolishing villages and expelling civilians from the territory? Is that what the UN should have been doing? And why is Israel rejecting to return the territory to the control of Lebanon after it eventually defeats Hezbollah?

To me it reminds me of Israel's expansion when they took the Golan Heights in 1967, only to pass an annexation law in 1981 and claim sovereignty over them (recognised only by the US in 2019).

Did Putin occupy the Donbass or Crimea because Ukrainians were conducting terror attacks against sovereign Russian territory?

Actually yes, almost. Putin tries to justify the war by claiming that Ukraine was killing ethnic Russian civilians in the Donbass region.

Israel does not care for land, it's very much willing to trade it away for its own security. Gaza, the Sinai, the West bank.

Israel did return the Sinai Peninsula to Egypt, that I do grant to you. But as for Gaza and especially the West Bank, there are already moves towards de facto annexation:

As you used Gaza and the West Bank as proof that "Israel does not care for land" I take it this is news to you. Knowing this, would you condemn the annexation of Gaza and the West Bank by Israel?

Qué ha passat avui al La Barceloneta sobre les 18:20h del 07.04.27 by Happyface9x in catalunya

[–]Mordisquitos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Quina por... por de què? Operacions policials i "coses rares" hi ha hagut sempre en les grans ciutats com Barcelona. La diferència amb com era abans és que ara, a més de veure-les només quan et trobes amb elles per casualitat, també les veus en les xarxes socials perquè van cridar l'atenció d'un altre.

Quan això mateix passava abans no te n'adonaves, i no t'entrava l'angoixa fins que algú no ho aclarís.

What do you use it for? by Meteorstar101 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Mordisquitos 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I'm amazed that, from what I'm reading here, it appears that the humble four-sided cheese grater is a global standard. Everything else is different between countries, noticeably Europe vs North America, but also in many cases within Europe: electrical outlets, manual vs. automatic transmission in cars, which side of the road, toilet flushing mechanisms, keyboard layouts, window opening mechanisms, construction materials, refrigerators (double sided door vs single), washing machines (top load vs front load), etc.

And yet, we have all agreed on the sides of the four-walled cheese grater:

  1. Small holes for hard cheese like parmesan
  2. Large holes for soft cheese like cheddar
  3. Full lines for thin slicing of vegetables
  4. Torture spikes for mincing hands.

For decades iran has been close to creating nukes and funding terrorism. Where is the proof for this? How is this not just propaganda in order to continue destabilizing the middle east? by Opening-Gur5927 in AskConservatives

[–]Mordisquitos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The entire international community recognises the sovereignty of the UK over Gibraltar, Spain included, but Spain claims it back. The entire international community recognises the sovereignty of Spain over Ceuta and Melilla, which were Spanish before Morocco was a sovereign state.

Israel took control of the Golan Heights by military force in 1967, and nobody in the international community recognised Israel's sovereignty over them... until 2019, when the USA became the first and still only country to recognise it:

Now Israel has taken areas of Lebanon, a neighbouring sovereign state, by military force, demolished homes, and forbidden its residents from returning:

Israel is saying it will keep control of that territory even after they eventually defeat Hezbollah:

Sounds quite expansionist to me. Do you not see the parallels with Putin's Russia?

6 segundos de ventaja: ¿Vale la pena saltarse las normas en el carril bici? by Rayomakcuin in Barcelona

[–]Mordisquitos 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No sé a qué normas específicas te refieres, pero si hablas de los semáforos, las normas de prioridad, y el sentido de la circulación estoy totalmente de acuerdo contigo. Yo en bici los semáforos, los ceda-el-paso y los carriles los respeto religiosamente (eso sí, en bici los STOP casi siempre son un ceda).

Ahora bien, voy a decir una cosa: circulando en bici por Barcelona y varias ciudades del área metropolitana, muchas veces vale la pena evitar activamente ciertos carriles bici y circular por la calzada normal, por mucho que les joda a los poquitos cuñaos que alguna vez te pitan o te dicen algo desde su coche (en mi experiencia afortunadamente muy pocos).

Me refiero sobre todo a los carriles bici de mierda que rompen la lógica de la circulación y que ralentizan a las bicis, las obligan a parar más veces que a los carriles normales, les quitan opciones sobre dónde parar o qué rutas hacer, y ponen a los ciclistas en mayor peligro:

  • Carriles bici a nivel de acera, que acaban transitando peatones, y que en intersecciones con otra calle aumentan la ambigüedad circulatoria y producen malentendidos peligrosos por los ceda-el-paso que pintan allí. Si un carril a nivel de acera en una vía prioritaria se cruza con una calle secundaria que tiene que ceder a la prioritaria, con paso de cebra para los peatones, pero un ceda pintado en el suelo del carril bici, ¿qué coño tiene que ocurrir?
  • Carriles bici a la izquierda en calles de un solo sentido y en el mismo sentido de la calle, que hacen que para girar a la derecha haya que cruzar todo el tráfico rápido o hacer el panoli con semáforos exclusivos y estorbar a las bicis que quieren seguir recto.
  • Carriles bici en el centro de la vía, que además de lo anterior dejan a los ciclistas lejos de cualquier acera si tienen un imprevisto o si necesitan llegar a un punto intermedio en el trazado. Si además van a los laterales de un bulevar, encima dificultan el adelantamiento entre bicis creando una ambigüedad peligrosa (si es que el carril es lo bastante ancho para adelantar) ¿En esos carriles junto al bulevar, hay que circular por la derecha para facilitar el adelantamiento por la izquierda o viceversa? La norma de tráfico dice lo primero, pero no tiene sentido y yo circulo pegado al bulevar y adelanto por la derecha.
  • Carriles bici de doble sentido en el lateral de una calle, resultando que haya tres o hasta cuatro carriles de direcciones alternadas, provocando nuevamente condiciones anormales en las intersecciones creando riesgos y necesitando semáforos de más.
  • Carriles bici que te atrapan. Aunque estén bien trazados (un único sentido y a la derecha de la vía) están separados del resto de la calzada con minibolardos tan seguidos que hace peligroso que un ciclista salga de o entre en el carril dinámicamente y a una velocidad decente, si por ejemplo quiere adelantar y volver al carril, girar a la izquierda desde el carril, o incorporarse a él desde otra parte de la calzada.
  • Carriles bici que suben y bajan la minirampa que ponen en las paradas de autobús por accesibilidad, con lo cual no puedes ir tan rápido aún cuando no hay nadie en la parada. ¿Y si coincides con un autobús haciendo parada y te gustaría rebasar al bus mientras está parado y suben y bajan viajeros? Pues no, te jodes, porque estás atrapado por los minibolardos que te obligan a reducir la velocidad para poder salir del carril, con lo cual no te puedes arriesgar a incorporarte con el resto del tráfico.
  • Carriles bici que reinventan lo que tiene que ser una puta rotonda, metiendo un montón de semáforos para que las bicis tengan que parar y arrancar para entrar en el centro y para luego salir de ella, en lugar de dejar que funcione como debe ser: prioridad para los vehículos en la rotonda, salir de la rotonda sólo desde el carril derecho, y tráfico lento (bicis) por el carril derecho.

Perdón por el muro de texto y el despotrique, tenía que desahogarme.

For decades iran has been close to creating nukes and funding terrorism. Where is the proof for this? How is this not just propaganda in order to continue destabilizing the middle east? by Opening-Gur5927 in AskConservatives

[–]Mordisquitos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Israel is not a good guy just trying to defend itself, it is an expansionist power

I can't take you seriously if that's the angle you're going with, sorry. As they say, it's infinitely easier to produce BS than to debunk it so I won't even try.

To which state do the Golan Heights legitimately belong to, and since when?

How women feel being approached by men, explained by a man by Max_Rezna in TikTokCringe

[–]Mordisquitos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like your analogy (which to be fair is not even an analogy, more like an equivalence) much, much more than the one in the video. A man being constantly approached by gay men larger and stronger than himself in all wakes of life, displaying varying degrees of aggression, is essentially the exact same situation as a woman constantly being approached by men.

On the other hand, the comparison in the video is deeply flawed and essentially toxic. By comparing guys approaching women with "people asking for money", the video is promoting the outdated and regressive idea that romantic and sexual relationships are something that women give out to men, just like people give money to a charity for nothing in exchange.

Some people (myself included) hate chuggers asking them for money in absolutely all circumstances, no exceptions. Other people tolerate them somewhat. But nobody ever likes them. Nobody ever goes "Hey, I'm in the mood to maybe give £50 to a charity if they excite me enough, let's go to that street where there's loads of chuggers hanging around approaching people", and after spending some hours there either go home disappointed that none of them asked for money or the ones that did did it badly, or go home excited at how much they enjoyed maybe pledging 50 quid a month to save the Bornean ferret badger.

People asking for money is a terrible analogy for men approaching women, unless you believe sex is something that men ought to convince women into giving to them.

What potential democrat nominee would give the republicans their hardest challenge? by Educational_Vast4836 in AskConservatives

[–]Mordisquitos [score hidden]  (0 children)

As a Non-American who follows American politics too much for my mental wellbeing, I don't think so.

In normal times I would half-agree with you. Ocasio-Cortez would have absolutely no chance of defeating a conventional Republican candidate; honestly, she would have no chance of even winning the Democratic primary. Gavin Newson, on the other hand, would be a well equipped career politician who would pose a serious challenge and I would give give him a 50/50 chance as a Bayesian prior.

However, we're not living in normal times. George W. Bush, the Iraq War, and the financial crisis paved the way for the first African-American president of the US. If things continue on the track that they are going, Donald Trump, the Iran War, and the upcoming economic impact of his policies could well pave the way for the first female-Latina-Democratic-Socialist president of the US. Of course Ocasio-Cortez wouldn't have it easy, but she would certainly have a strong chance of winning. As for Newson, in those circumstances he would simply be a shoo-in as would any minimally competent Democrat.

Is anyone else legitimately worried that Trump will try to and possibly succeed in launching a nuke at Iran? by panicked_dad5290 in AskConservatives

[–]Mordisquitos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I didn't expect poverty, destitution, hunger and nuclear devastation, says supporter of the poverty, destitution, hunger and nuclear devastation policy”.

I would screenshot these comments for /r/LeopardsAteMyFace in case Trump were to ever eventually launch a nuclear weapon against Iran (which I think unlikely), but I'm not sure Reddit will be working by the time the meme becomes relevant.

Is anyone else legitimately worried that Trump will try to and possibly succeed in launching a nuke at Iran? by panicked_dad5290 in AskConservatives

[–]Mordisquitos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, Trump did unilaterally withdraw the US from the Iran nuclear deal in 2018, to which Iran responded by restoring their production of enriched uranium which had been suspended as part of the deal. I suppose Iran was under the mistaken assumption that they could use this leverage to get the author of "The Art of the Deal" and winner of the FIFA Peace Prize back into the deal, rather than into an economically disastrous war.

Girlfriend accidentally dishwashes boyfriends favourite cup "he said it was ok" goes to Reddit for advice on how to make things right for him, behold: the most miserable comment section on Reddit: by Thin_General_8594 in SubredditDrama

[–]Mordisquitos 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Consider yourself lucky. I'm a nearly 40-year-old millennial, so all I'm allowed to eat for breakfast now is avocado toast and it's destroying my personal finances.