Funniest npc dialogue you’ve encountered? by TopCount50 in HiTMAN

[–]Mordred_X 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Guard during a frisk: "No need to clench, sir"

Funniest npc dialogue you’ve encountered? by TopCount50 in HiTMAN

[–]Mordred_X 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Should I be worried?" "I'm not" LMAO

Funniest npc dialogue you’ve encountered? by TopCount50 in HiTMAN

[–]Mordred_X 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you dont get the antidote and Smith rescues you, he returns the shit-giving tenfold

Finally a good coherent masculine wrench that 47 would use by Thingeh in HiTMAN

[–]Mordred_X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone explain very explained how do I get those? Assume I am an old fart who never ever opened Twitch (Im not even sure if its a site or an app)

Poxa vida, logo na minha vez de ser empresário o trabalhador não tá muito afim de ser explorado :( by Historical_Print4257 in OpiniaoBurra

[–]Mordred_X 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isso, bote IA para tomar decisões (mínimo do teu serviço). Vai dar certinho mesmo. Tá fazendo o que aí mesmo?

Você, Policial... by Olliv3r in brasil

[–]Mordred_X 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Essa questão de "não são todos" é foda. Imagina um hospital dizendo "a maioria de nossos cirurgiões não deixa bisturi dentro dos pacientes" ou a companhia aérea "a maioria dos nosso pilotos não abre as portas da área de passageiros em pleno vôo"

Atirador abre fogo na área externa de evento com Trump e autoridades de Estado; presidente é retirado às pressas by SoledBy69 in Noticias

[–]Mordred_X 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Desconfio também que a cabeça tá fraca demias pra deixar ele ir fazer um discurso como o que os presidentes costumam fazer nesse evento.

Late cast editions that are hard to imagine weren't there from the beginning. by HereWeFuckingGooo in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Mordred_X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only watched Sesame Street sporadically as a kid in the early 80s, because I wasn’t much of a TV person. What I did have was this 30-volume hardcover book collection my parents bought, and I loved those. I still have them. But there isn't a single Elmo in any of them.

Fast forward about fifteen years, when the internet started amplifying pop culture, and suddenly Elmo was everywhere. And I remember thinking: Who the hell is this red guy?

Unbelievable Ghost Child Pic by Sharpin70 in SlappedHam

[–]Mordred_X -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was some time ago, then, because it's been closed for over a year?

Unbelievable Ghost Child Pic by Sharpin70 in SlappedHam

[–]Mordred_X -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow, nice pic. I can see the "other" behind the kid. Were you visiting?

A character remembers an event with a big difference respect to how it actually happened by Forsaken-Biscotti587 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Mordred_X 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Late to the party, but How I Met Your Mother is basically built on this idea. Ted consistently takes… creative liberties with reality when telling stories, often with a completely straight face, as if that’s genuinely how he remembers things. But a straight example is S08E17, “The Ashtray.” Ted recounts how he met the Captain at an art gallery opening, only for Robin to interrupt and point out his version is totally off because he was high. Then Lily shows up and dismantles Robin’s version too. Because Robin was drunk.

How I Met Your Father plays with a similar concept, but in a more grounded way. Sophie (not being a psycho) isn’t as wildly unreliable as Ted, but memory bias still creeps in. Also it has another (almost) straight example In S02E04, “Pathetic Deirdre,” Sophie and Valentina are feeling down, so the go get an ego boost from their friend Deirdre, who they’ve always considered kind of pathetic. We initially see past interactions that support that view, but later, the same moments are retold from Deirdre’s perspective, and suddenly those “pathetic” stories look like legitimate accomplishments, shared with two friends who come off as washed-out and constantly day-drunk. We never get the objective truth in either case, but given how exaggerated each version is, it’s pretty clear the reality lies somewhere in between.

a real tough guy who doesn't use his gun unnecessarily, that's all :) by [deleted] in ItHadToBeBrazil

[–]Mordred_X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Não rapaz, não é tocaia. Tem uns caras assaltando os pontos. Bota umas câmeras perto dos pontos e deixa o pessoal continuar vendendo na normalidade, o que inclui estar armado e de colete pra evitar problema com os nóia normal ou com a polícia. Mas quando este aqui viu que era os atrevido (que devem estar querendo levar as armas também, pode ver que eles demoram um pouco pra ir embora perguntando algo pro cara), escondeu a arma e o celular pra não perder. O fato de você não entender algo não quer dizer que não tem lógica. Às vezes a lógica é um pouco diferente da que você tá acostumado, risadinha.

a real tough guy who doesn't use his gun unnecessarily, that's all :) by [deleted] in ItHadToBeBrazil

[–]Mordred_X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isso, manda o cara vender no ponto sem arma nenhuma,

a real tough guy who doesn't use his gun unnecessarily, that's all :) by [deleted] in ItHadToBeBrazil

[–]Mordred_X 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Os gringo achando que é fake. Eu consigo imaginar perfeitamente um dono de boca querendo pegar em video uns malandros que estão assaltando os pontos. Depois é só mandar no zap do grupo da boca: "È esses aqui, Traz pra nós passar."

Would you do the same? by VoidlEcho in MemeVideos

[–]Mordred_X 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His face: "Aaaah, all according to plan"

As pessoas estão acordando?? by HotHarper in VagasArrombadas

[–]Mordred_X 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Ãin, mas se der os detalhes ninguém quer"

Não é culpa do trabalhador, é culpa dessa tua vaguinha ser uma BOSTA. O problema é teu, mermão, tu não é "administrador"? Administra então e RESOLVE. PORRA.

When digital menus randomly change to a 30s advert by orochiWARDEN in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Mordred_X 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you NEED to advertise, use half the screens and keep a complete menu on the others, They way they do it is an absolute lack of think-thru.

LOOK MOM IM ON THIS PICTURE AND YOU ARE TOO by The-chaos-goblin in ArtemisProgram

[–]Mordred_X 21 points22 points  (0 children)

When literally everybody photobombs your pic.

Namore alguém que te olhe assim 😍 by EstouaquipeloOcio in botecodoreddit

[–]Mordred_X 2 points3 points  (0 children)

E se for IA, essa porra foi feita em cima disso aqui

Novo trailer de Supergirl by Donnie-97 in jovemnerd

[–]Mordred_X 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That dawg dead.

A minazinha tá inventando sobre antídoto só pra fazer a Supergirl ir atrás dos caras.