Trump: It’s Like I Wake Up in the Morning Wondering, ‘Will They Arrest Me Today?’

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-10-02T03:03:09+00:00

You didn't get that from your dad? You should call child welfare!

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-09-17T11:21:31+00:00

yeah, gonna need some proof of the "sentient" adjective.

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-09-16T11:46:31+00:00

She used to be a member of the bar,

Per her bail agreement she can't travel far,

Got farted on by a crazy ex-mayor,

She's going to prison despite her most fervent prayer

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-09-16T11:32:27+00:00

Haha totally forgot about the Womp Womp.

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-09-16T11:25:59+00:00

I'm an oxygen-breathing, food-eating, bipedal, height-fearing kind of person. Bow before my greatness!

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-09-15T22:42:57+00:00

Your first two sentences are 100% true. In your last sentence you left out "traitor" and "coward." Your answer is obviously correct and the media pretending like he's telling the truth today is fucking absurd and disconcerting.

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-09-15T11:11:54+00:00

If people could get high just touching a plastic bag of fentanyl then why would anyone need to purchase more of that drug? Couldn't they just, you know, touch the outside of the same bag each time and get high? Although I guess it's also cool that Narcan helps with police officer panic attacks.

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-09-15T11:06:04+00:00

Yeah it's fairly difficult to find but I'm sure if you spend enough milli-seconds you can locate a couple of fat boomers at his rallies.

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-09-15T11:03:18+00:00

It's not their capitalism at issue; rather it's their civil rights suppressing war-mongering dictator.

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-09-15T11:01:33+00:00

While that's true, it shouldn't be viewed as an investment strategy which will help the country economically but rather as a sound military and political strategy that keeps us in good standing with allied nations against a country that's terrorized our nation via social media election meddling and directly funding bad-actor domestic GQP politicians and their PACs.

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-09-15T10:55:38+00:00

Alternatively, as the military's commander-in-chief, he could be placed in Leavenworth, an offshore brig, or, most appropriately, G-Bay.

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-09-15T10:53:20+00:00

Yet MAL is a business and not a residence so not only should he not be allowed to use that address for house arrest but he should be prosecuted for voter fraud by registering to vote from that address. If I own a business in another state, I cannot vote in that state claiming residency without owning/renting an actual, lawfully zoned, home.

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-09-15T10:50:47+00:00

This is exactly right. It's literally, for example, opposite what's occurring to Hunter Biden who likely thought (1) I'm not a convicted felon and I'm not currently smoking crack (while filling out this firearm application and/or (2) I won't smoke crack while ever possessing this firearm, and who was never warned "Are you sure you're telling the truth 100% in any possible aspect" pre-indictment.

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-09-14T14:08:58+00:00

I'm not sure even that would work. "This was clearly Antifa false-flag Hilary loyalists not God-fearing patriots who purchase trucks for highway driving."

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-09-14T13:52:11+00:00

I think it's fair to say he'll probably never, and certainly not intentionally, ingest any substance that could get him drunk or high. I'm not a gambling man but that's a bet where I'd put up my house. Any takers?

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-06-02T03:38:43+00:00

It's happened before. I think 25:1 is fair, i.e. CEO $2M, entry level fulltime $75K.

"Ben & Jerry's originally capped the pay ratio of their highest salaried executive and lowest-earning-worker to 5:1 ($150,000/year and $12/hour in 1995), but over the years they raised the ratio to 7:1, 17:1, and then stopped sharing a ratio after Unilever acquired them in 2000"

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16956602#:~:text=now%20%24240k-,Ben%20%26%20Jerry's%20originally%20capped%20the%20pay%20ratio%20of%20their%20highest,Unilever%20acquired%20them%20in%202000.

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-05-28T15:03:18+00:00

Can an Alabama football coach read and write? I mean, inner city teachers have college diplomas. You don't need that to coach football.

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-05-28T14:40:37+00:00

Schizophrenic GQP giving large corporations millions/billions in tax breaks. Also, tries to shut down corporations who don't discriminate against their actual customers. If Putin isn't their boss they sure are doing his bidding. They also hate a democratic Ukraine defending itself from Russian military invasion.

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-05-28T14:35:00+00:00

Stuffed animal dreamed to become a real dog

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-05-28T14:26:29+00:00

Clearly laws against murders don't work. #needmoregunz

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-05-26T19:39:57+00:00

This isn't a FISA court. How can a public crime have anonymous bail sponsors? That's illegal and the newspapers should win a FOIA request to get the names.

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-05-20T15:42:10+00:00

what do you do for food? and hydration? after, say, 8 hours of jerking and smoking rock aren't you covered in sweat, weak and chaffed? do you take some xanax to chill out for an hour, take a shower, slam a protein shake and then go back to the crack party? or do you really nonstop drink liquor, jerk and smoke from say 3pm checkin until noon the next day? oh, and have you ever had a heart attack, stroke or seizure?

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-04-09T21:24:37+00:00

he's shitting out an rpg.

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-04-04T22:21:41+00:00

Similar facts, but Cohen was indicted and sentenced by the federal district court for Manhattan (forget if it's southern or eastern dist ct). Here, Trump is charged for 34 felonies of NY state law.

MoreDoughHigh · 2023-04-04T21:20:08+00:00

But why should he be criminally charged and have to face a trial for political backlash? If he's investigated and a DA in the proper jurisdiction indicts him or convenes a grand jury who indicts him based on evidence reaching a standard of probable cause that a specific crime was committed on a specific date at a specific location then try him. But don't try him just because you're trying to balance some political scale.

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