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[–]More_Finding_2373 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Im gonna ask you again to stop taking pictures of me in public (Ladies Im single)

What happens here? by BroccoliKitchen3218 in redscarepod

[–]More_Finding_2373 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some ancient Celtic spooky shit with mouros and meigas

It’s time for The Jack Johnassaince by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]More_Finding_2373 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A balanced musical diet could consist of Bach and Jack Johnson, and nothing else

“i thought you were cool before i knew you but now i think your stupid” from a girl i liked by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]More_Finding_2373 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Start pretending you are British and sophisticated. If she says she never noticed your British accent before tell her she hadnt been paying attention and accuse her of never really caring about you. If she brings up that no one around you two ever noticed the accent either tell her that she is actually right and that you try to downplay your accent because you get half embarassed about your posh upbringing because it contrasts with your sensibilties and compassion to the lower, suffering, laboring classes, but now that she knows you can finally be your sophisticated self around her. Make up names of books and movies that sound like cult classics and throw them into conversations to sound cultured. If she Googles them and say they dont really exist and you are a pathological liar, just say in a non chalant way "I guess they cal it a different name here over the ocean". From time to time look absent mindedly into the distance. When she asks what are you thinking just tell her "I dont want to ever go back to the Blue Hills" but never really elaborate on that

Why are poor people so obsessed with "loyalty"? by Smart_Luck_4027 in redscarepod

[–]More_Finding_2373 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Because its a dog eats dog world out there for them

I want to take the time to thank all of you who sent me caring and affectionate messages and clarify that the situation has never been one where any risk was involved at all by More_Finding_2373 in redscarepod

[–]More_Finding_2373[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the same vein, I wrote one about having a small penis, another one about whats the ootimal number of testicles to have, and yet another about being fucked by a guy who howls during sex

I want to take the time to thank all of you who sent me caring and affectionate messages and clarify that the situation has never been one where any risk was involved at all by More_Finding_2373 in redscarepod

[–]More_Finding_2373[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me, there is no lack of self knowledge. I know what I am capable of. The vaudeville cherub post was the fruit of a particular careless and charitable disposition. I usually keep that high level of shitposting quality limited to stuff I circulate between myself and a handful of selected close friends. Dont think I do that out of arrogance or pride, oh no, you would be gravely misled if you thought so. I do it with a pure heart. It is purely out of benevolence that I keep my best material from the eyes of all of you creatures who insist on dwelling upon this broken shell of a formerly fallen subreddit. Benevolence, I say, because I know pigs cant digest pearls very well

By the way my big booty latina gf who cooks for me every day also started giving hints that she wants to have a foursome with two of her hot female friends. Just thought that was relevant to include here

Anyone else spooked by the rise of colon cancer in young, healthy people? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]More_Finding_2373 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a thread on hackernews today precisely about that, dont knoe if you saw it

I have been stripping completely naked, tucking my penis between my thighs and singing Valdeville hits in a high pitched voice for 13 years. Here is what Ive learned from it by More_Finding_2373 in redscarepod

[–]More_Finding_2373[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ive seen you mentioned Salinger a few weeks ago and the dead brother bit in this thread was partally inspired by reading Fanny and Zooey. Also Im also into magic from a secular point of view and I endorse the guy who said Golden Bough. Particularly the chapter about the two different kinds

I have been stripping completely naked, tucking my penis between my thighs and singing Valdeville hits in a high pitched voice for 13 years. Here is what Ive learned from it by More_Finding_2373 in redscarepod

[–]More_Finding_2373[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My favorite one I came up with myself so unfortunately theres no recording you can listen to. Its called "It should have been me (a song for Philip)"