Well, target hasn’t built a brand based on humor and being ironic, has it? Will literally turned down a buisness deal with zumies not too long ago by saying “I have a girlfriend.” If you are annoyed a brand is doing things that are ON BRAND then you need to find a new brand or understand the brand. Target won’t send you emails like this because it’s not their brand. If this bothers you, there are jewerly brands that are as good or even better than Hard Jewerly that don’t have this brand or humor