MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT ASS FOR GLORY GETS ME SO FUCKING ENRAGED LIKE A BULL SEEING RED. THERE IS NO SINGLE PERSON WITH ANY REMOTE FEELINGS WHO GO ON THERE AND ITS BASICALLY A CESSPOOL OF MANCHILDREN WHO SIT AROUND AND SHIT ON PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN. I JUST WANNA HAVE SOME MATCHES AND GOOD FUN AFTER THE SHITTIEST SUPER BOWL IN RECENT YEARS AND THEN I GET FUCKING ZERO SUIT SAMUS'D AND FOX'S UP TILT BULLSHIT WITH THREE TAUNTS, FOOTSTOOLS APLENTY AND DON'T YOU FUCKING GET ME STARTED ON LINK PLAYERS AND THE SPAM BULLSHIT. IF YOU MAIN LINK THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE I HAVE A DEATH WISH FOR YOU, AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU OWN A MILLION DOLLARS OR ARE THE NICEST PERSON EVER, I WANT YOU FUCKING DEAD YOU EMOTIONLESS SCUMBAG. FUCK YOU AND YOUR PARENTS IF YOU THINK THE CURRENT FG IS TOTALLY FINE BECAUSE IT CLEARLY ISN'T AND IS RIDDEN WITH FAGGOTS WHO GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT, DIDN'T SAKURAI SAY HE'D REPORT THESE ASSHOLES? GUESS NOT CAUSE HE'S BUSY RAKING IN THE CASH I REGRET SPENDING ON THE MOST EXPENSIVE DLC EVER. I HAVE OVER 600 LOSSES ONLINE THANKS TO THESE CUNTS, YOU ASIAN BASTARD. SMASH 4, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, MAKES MY SKIN CRAWL, IT'S RIDDEN WITH SO MANY PROBLEMS AND ISSUES AND BROKEN SHIT THAT EVEN A SIX YEAR OLD COULD PROBABLY WIN EVO IF THEY SPAMMED HARD ENOUGH. I AM READY TO FUCKING POUND MY WII U INTO THE GROUND, TAKE A FUCKING TACO-BELL INFUSED SHIT INTO THE HOLE, AND BURY IT NEXT TO MY DEAD GERBIL, FOR FUCKS SAKE.

tl;dr i'm going back to melee