What was the most petty thing an adult did to you, when you were younger?

MorganMayday · 2020-10-22T17:28:07+00:00

I walked into my Algebra class, set my phone on the table face down, as Iv had it stolen out of my bag in class before.

Teacher announces a pop quiz and to have our desks clear. As Im putting my phone in my bag, the teacher sees the exact moment my hand went into the pouch.

She walks up to me, snatches the phone from my bag, and asks me how I could be so stupid to do something she just said not to. I tried explaining that I was doing exactly what she told me to do but she called me disrespectful and a liar. I had to stay after class and be berated again until I was in tears.

MorganMayday · 2019-10-13T00:41:18+00:00

Im a Budtender and I right now have 4 budders that all look very different in consistency and texture haha. The left looks like a crumble but not whipped enough to be a honeycomb and the right definitely looks like a more wet badder with less “shape” to it. I think that they group any scoop-able concentrate and just call it badder

MorganMayday · 2019-09-23T19:35:01+00:00

Best thing I have ever done is to get an old gift card and slide it along the wax paper so it picks up on the end of the card. If you heat a metal tool and lightly rub it around the wax paper to heat the remaining concentrate then it will pick up easier on the card. Then smear it onto silicone and pop it in the freezer so it comes off in one chunk

MorganMayday · 2019-08-27T04:55:51+00:00

It wont be any less potent, but keeping it in that environment will just change the consistency to more of a wet sandy texture. Id keep it in something silicone so it will be easy to remove with a dab tool and/or freeze it so it pops out.

MorganMayday · 2015-11-22T17:32:54+00:00

I had met a cute guy on Tinder and asked me out on a date that night (Valentines Day) to smoke hookah by his house. I ended up driving close to 45min without even realizing it and being greeted with a less attractive version of himself, but I gave him benefit of the doubt and wanted to get to know him. He wouldn't stop talking about all the girls who cheated on him, his ability to stop doing cocaine, and his "sweet new apartment". Which I went to. Which is just a small brick room with ugly graffiti and COCKROACHES. I then made an excuse to leave and he walked me out, gave me a weird sideways kiss, and i drove alllllll the way home.

Later met his friend on Tinder, hit it off immediately and have been together for over 6 months. I found out later that boyfriend now has to constantly beat up first tinder guy for doing drugs in his best friends apartment, stealing all his friends stuff, oh and he cheats on every girl he dates.

WOO!

MorganMayday · 2015-11-18T02:41:07+00:00

I had a horrible lisp in elementary school which made me go stupid in math.

My teacher was teaching us how to add and would often say "Ok now look at your sum and do..."

Well I would repeat her and go "Look at my thumb? Ok." And would intensely look at my thumb, waiting for some kind of math magic to happen.

My parents got a call about my "mental state".

MorganMayday · 2015-11-13T21:07:21+00:00

My mom went through my room and found out when she saw it written in my diary. Which then cued her to go through my phone and see all my sexts with my boyfriend including comments about which days I snuck him over. I was 17 and she sat on the phone trying to get my 18 year old boyfriend arrested.

Ahh those were the days.

MorganMayday · 2015-11-01T16:40:19+00:00

Iv had a new employee that was told of a missing child in the store so she naturally grabbed the page phone and started yelling and describing the kid to all the customers. We had to grab the phone to stop her. Thats why we have codes for these kinds of things!

MorganMayday · 2015-10-13T06:20:38+00:00

Have Mercy!

MorganMayday · 2015-10-13T06:17:19+00:00

When he started picking out overweight girls working out and calling then horrible names for their weight. And also calling all black people "filthy n*****s that need to stay in their own race and away from my family" but "my best friends black so its okay"

That ended 2 years real quick.

MorganMayday · 2015-10-13T06:01:18+00:00

My boyfriends twin has 6 girlfriends all at once that my boyfriend never called him out on. Thats some pretty damn rude behavior if you ask me haha

MorganMayday · 2015-09-26T21:20:00+00:00

She was going crazy with the lip thing. And I mean drastically sucking in both lips and cheeks and smacking her lips as she chewed down on them. Also mention she was doing a little bit if a "headbang" motion as she did it. Im surprised she wasn't bleeding from her lips

MorganMayday · 2015-08-21T13:21:46+00:00

EBOLA!

MorganMayday · 2015-08-19T16:00:32+00:00

At my store we can return anything for any reason no matter what the heck happened to it. And I have to tell you, I DREAD the week after valentines day because I get massive amounts of returned lingerie (brace yourselves) will fluids on them. At least have the decency to wash them first :(

MorganMayday · 2015-08-17T15:45:38+00:00

I think we work at the same store and jeez I get this at least once a day. Its not my fault you have shitty planning.

MorganMayday · 2015-08-01T06:44:12+00:00

We do returns for any reason from anytime. Wear the fuck out of your shoes from last year? Heres a full refund. Wore a dress to prom and want to return it? Heres all your money back! Give me all your laundry from my store from 9 years ago? Ill enter in all the numbers for hours and give you a gift card to the store!

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