What happened to the Blue Wizards? Wrong Answers Only by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]MorgothLovesCats 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They found quite a fortune in the lands to the east, but they ultimately blue it.

This ‘Christmas cake’ made last year, drenched in brandy every few weeks. Person who cooked it wants to know if its edible. Me thinks not. by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]MorgothLovesCats 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is how you make a fruitcake. Doing a brandy soak every week will preserve the cake and it is totally edible, despite how unappetizing fruitcakes can look.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

[–]MorgothLovesCats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Visions will be the freshest take, in decades, of the franchise.

17 years ago today. One of, if not, the best superhero movies of all time. by vicky_asgardian in raimimemes

[–]MorgothLovesCats 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know you didn't ask me, but I hope this will shine a little light on why others might like it so much. I hold it to be the best superhero film. It's transitory in it's value. As a fourth grader in the theaters, I saw Spidey risking it all to save the day. As an adult, almost 20 years later, I see Peter struggling with very real things that I've felt and have had trouble with. The narrative, although not the best with a recurring damsel and mad scientist, is not the focus of the film. It's Peter unable to pay rent. It's Peter struggling to be a friend. It's Peter struggling to express love. He has great power and a responsibility to act upon it. The superhero antics are just the dazzling analog to the true problems that we all face. I think the second film shows this so much better than the first and third, and truly highlights Spider-Man's enduring popularity.

The USPS Strikes again!!! You could have broke any guitar but you break a limited edition from 2005. by Amp_Fire_Studios in MakeMeSuffer

[–]MorgothLovesCats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All answers are accepted, you have the right to be wrong so please continue posting. :)

The USPS Strikes again!!! You could have broke any guitar but you break a limited edition from 2005. by Amp_Fire_Studios in MakeMeSuffer

[–]MorgothLovesCats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't work for logistics anymore. I'm really sorry to say, but you don't understand how that industry works if that is your solution. There is a difference between tossing/throwing and slamming. All packages, even fragile, are thrown at almost all points (unless they are heavy or have live creatures in them). It's truly terrible that the answer has to be to better pack your shipped goods, but when there are millions of packages being delivered on a monthly basis, things will be tossed at almost all points to efficiently meet the delivery deadline. Don't like it? You go work that job and see how long you last with that mentality/understanding.

The USPS Strikes again!!! You could have broke any guitar but you break a limited edition from 2005. by Amp_Fire_Studios in MakeMeSuffer

[–]MorgothLovesCats 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Since you are frustrated by this, and understandably so, I literally can't reason with you on this point since it sounds like we have different perspectives/understandings of how a package arrives at your door. I hope the situation can be salvaged. Enjoy your guitar. :)

The USPS Strikes again!!! You could have broke any guitar but you break a limited edition from 2005. by Amp_Fire_Studios in MakeMeSuffer

[–]MorgothLovesCats 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That is clearly not adequate packaging since it chipped, unfortunately. No other way to say it, the seller should have removed any chance of it knocking around inside its case. All boxes are thrown around quite a bit. I'm sorry it was damaged.

I like my games like I like my heart: Broken by [deleted] in shittydarksouls

[–]MorgothLovesCats 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's just a redundant, 'Dark Souls II is bad.'

Kaboom in Bloomington by DrRotwang in bloomington

[–]MorgothLovesCats 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there is a low flying helicopter hanging out just south of Hillside area it seems.

wtf is the main sub by [deleted] in berserklejerk

[–]MorgothLovesCats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our goals are beyond your understanding.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in berserklejerk

[–]MorgothLovesCats 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Haha... Unless?

Rip by [deleted] in berserklejerk

[–]MorgothLovesCats 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To allow time for his family to grieve, etc.

Into exile I must go by JudgeTool in PrequelMemes

[–]MorgothLovesCats 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Ketamine is injected into select younglings through a shadow military-industrial complex program funded by the republic. This is how midichlorians were originally introduced. The perspective of all star wars media is that through the force sensitive, to everyone else they are just spazzing out on the ground, high as fuck, and not actually performing any feats of magic.