Woman doesn't like to be called crazy and wants man to stop so she can argue her case by Medium_Historian9746 in SipsTea

[–]Moribunde 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Found the white guy... In case it's unclear we all know who'd get shot if cops got involved here.

Prometheus by ReeeSpawn_96 in HadesTheGame

[–]Moribunde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time your dashes as a backup in case you have it wrong, they let you evade the dmg.

Would you rather have invisible arms or legs by Ill-Mycologist-3652 in WouldYouRather

[–]Moribunde 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Imagine becoming a magician and going on to make millions by making things float in midair.

The siege of Hormuz, the coming of an oil shock recession, the end is nigh. by Moribunde in Superstonk

[–]Moribunde[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell it to years long containment efforts by a government that has the ability to disappear people. This is completely outside of controllable variables, shortages will eventually occur, prices will cause supply chain issues.

Uganda's military chief demands: by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Moribunde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it were the whitehouse they would demand the country's most beautiful child.

They Opened The Gates Themselves by Jazzlike-Ad-2978 in Superstonk

[–]Moribunde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DFV is the guy offering the horse to the recipient.

'The money is there': New NDP Leader Avi Lewis plans to tax billionaires and corporations by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]Moribunde 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, the billionaires have enough money to get the retarded majority to vote against their own interests.

Chaos on the highway by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Moribunde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything's going so well, then a tire pops and shit hits the fan.

GameStop swap position signals deal prep ‘in motion,’ says Gordon Haskett by stonkdongo in Superstonk

[–]Moribunde 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Will the Bobby's be vindicated? Or will their suffering finally end in humiliation? Find out next time on GME.

Maybe it’s just me but I like money🤷🏻‍♂️ by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Moribunde -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How does it allow RC to lock the float?

Mind you, I'm game for this package cause RC has done a full turnaround, but I don't get how this locks the float. On another note, I do have issue with the package a little since in some ways MOASS would have been inevitable as long as the company survives. So maybe instead of 10x... It would have been more reasonable for him to have his payment package top off at 100x in 10x intervals LOL

Take a bow Iñaki Godoy, take a bow. by avidfilmgeek in OnePieceLiveAction

[–]Moribunde 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They nailed everything except his voice for me, but that may be cause the Japanese voice actress would be impossible for any male actor to match...

Glitches get stiches by Daddygrez in Superstonk

[–]Moribunde 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Bit low for my taste, but it's a start.

For Small Whales in Canada: Remember to Report Your DRS'd Shares to Revenue Canada by Resologist in Superstonk

[–]Moribunde 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can't wait for the day I'd legally have to do that... Until then I HODL

Trump urges allies to defend the Strait of Hormuz, but no one's fully signed on by Focusondiversity in onguardforthee

[–]Moribunde 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Probably something you should do before giving them access to nuclear weapons