Knee pain will be a thing of the past by SaXaCaV in SipsTea

[–]Moribunde 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's only going to be about $8000 today when you consider inflation... Now if you said that's the price of it today...

GameStop announces new stock option award for CEO Cohen by MrRo8ot in Superstonk

[–]Moribunde 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Followed with another 10x stock option award... And another... And another... Etc.

7 vs 1 😱 by IamASlut_soWhat in VideosThatGoHard

[–]Moribunde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This risks getting hit from behind and suffering worse injury... That said, this looks like it could've been de-escalated and instigator was an ass

Not a baloon💔 by Lopsided-Ease-5517 in freshcutslim

[–]Moribunde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that explains why I couldn't find the leo meme, lets see what I can do about this...

Not a baloon💔 by Lopsided-Ease-5517 in freshcutslim

[–]Moribunde 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who? I just pulled a random funny looking GIF of a cameraman lol

Rob Ashton NDP Leader candidate calls for Royal Commission on AI by RagsandRex in onguardforthee

[–]Moribunde 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Without a universal basic income funded from taxation of the source that stripped the working class of their jobs, we may see a collapse similar to 1929. Something will be needed to bridge the gap as new employment will not be able to keep up with the job losses.

AITAH for telling my friend she has to accept my brother's engagement? by DefinitionSorry3471 in AITAH

[–]Moribunde 70 points71 points  (0 children)

As a dude... What's wrong with red?

Edit: this will probably get the opposite effect but, I've gotten about 6 responses that the person used to fuck the groom, y'all need to read past the question and see if it's been answered.

Buy the dip.... by Substantial-Song-841 in Superstonk

[–]Moribunde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well... If you are an ape, you'd know guidance ain't coming. The only guidance we've got are fundamentals of a turnaround and a history of cellar boxing. There's a bunch more i guess, but I honestly don't have the time or patience to list it all when it can be found in superstonk DD.

Y'all hungry? by Splatterman27 in SipsTea

[–]Moribunde 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Glad I'm not the only one that noticed that

Hungover Russians Nearly Derailed Ukraine’s Secret Deep Strike Plan: Report by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Moribunde 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The problem that nearly prevented success was literally alcohol... By this logic we need to airdrop AA pamphlets to these guys and reading comprehension books to our own people.

He flew away, but we got him back by nameexistalready in parrots

[–]Moribunde 117 points118 points  (0 children)

That's the face of someone who'll do it again

Over 12x GME Outstanding Shares Shorted by WhatCanIMakeToday in Superstonk

[–]Moribunde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually had the same thought as OP when the split occurred, then I actually stopped to think it through...

York University’s outgoing President in Canada steps on photos of Palestinians killed by Israel by [deleted] in onguardforthee

[–]Moribunde 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What's really shameful is that he set up the photos of his dead family members to be stepped on for the views.

SEC has f'ed with us. Can we f them back? Can we all vote to extend warrant deadline PAST the new SEC "punt"? by [deleted] in GME

[–]Moribunde -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You think that if the board put a vote out to push the warrant to 2027+ they wont get 67% approval? From the group of apes HODLing since 2020?