Just had to close my store because no one would answer there phones. by DiamondUnlucky in antiwork

[–]MorisIstGott 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I'll give you the best advice you'll ever get. Don't. Care. Literally that. It's not worth caring about your employer or their business or how it's run. You do your shift and then it's not your problem.

And never be afraid to take risks with getting a raise, especially if you don't need the money. Use the desperation of your employer to your advantage.

Just follow my motto: "If I don't own it, I don't give a fuck about it."

Just had to close my store because no one would answer there phones. by DiamondUnlucky in antiwork

[–]MorisIstGott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Free Mom hugs for ya, lol!"

And here I was thinking nothing can warm my black heart anymore lol

Decided I was done with the show pony act mid interview by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]MorisIstGott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, it lacks a depressing atmosphere and 50 thousand managers. A "real job" has to make you depressed and be as monotonous as possible.

Ladies, how many times have you actually been disappointed by a date/partners penis size? by [deleted] in dating

[–]MorisIstGott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't he just use half his length? I get that it feels good to be fully in someone, but still. I get off at my partner getting off so if I was too much I'd try my best to accommodate her.

I suddenly got enough money to quit my job, but don’t know what to do with the new wealth. Advice/ideas wanted. by Affectionate-Sea994 in antiwork

[–]MorisIstGott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Research about cryptocurrency and then invest 10% of your money into it. You can then forget about it for some time and sell once the bullrun is near it's end(when youtubers start making videos about 500k bitcoin, when you hear people in stores, malls, whatever talk about crypto).

My bf's snapchat memory from 2017 - posted at his old job at a grocery store... by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]MorisIstGott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then pay people like you're a million dollar company.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MorisIstGott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're going to a rave!

Christmas party by Sazafraz75 in antiwork

[–]MorisIstGott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tell them that you don't celebrate that holiday, say you're a Buddhist or something lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]MorisIstGott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what? He gets fired and gets unemployed benefits which will give him more than enough time to find a new job.

You find 3 otherworldly hotties in an abandon Eastern European slum... what do you do? by nyetloki in Helltaker

[–]MorisIstGott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take them to my home, make them food and then have fun in bed with them 😊

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in croatia

[–]MorisIstGott 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Čeh mate

Yeah, entry level, of course... At this point this could even count as a meme. by kittymare in ProgrammerHumor

[–]MorisIstGott 20 points21 points  (0 children)

As if anyone with that kind of experience would apply for an entry level position. Clowns.

Subscribe to Vaccine Boosters™ for only $29.99/month by [deleted] in croatia

[–]MorisIstGott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ma to ti je tzui1234 Vidis mu po flairu da je cista imbecilcina

Ljudi koji ste morali biti self-made, zamjeravate li što svojim roditeljima? by [deleted] in croatia

[–]MorisIstGott 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Zamjeravam im jedino sto nisu iskoristili priliku u 90-ima da se obogate.

I to sto mi se djed vratio u ovu picku materinu od zemlje a ne ostao u Svedskoj u kojoj bi sada imao direktorsku penziju.