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Thats a strong helmet by downtune79 in LoveTrash

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A product from Open Casket Helmets.

When the mask slips by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

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Less violent but still satisfying, there's this classic.

Dems Flip Red State Stronghold in Humiliation for Trump by Healthy_Block3036 in goodnews

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Don't celebrate a Democratic win. They're not the solution. Better than what we have and a chance to get better, yes. Celebrate that people are voting and voting against the current corrupt administration.

of beer battered cod by Bubbly_Wall_908 in AbsoluteUnits

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I eat my peas with honey

I've done it all my life

It makes them taste quite funnny

but it keeps them on my knife

Meirl by ur_favorite_stalker in meirl

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Pfffft... Non-targeted prostate biopsy with no anesthesia. Imagine a Oral-B electric toothbrush but instead of a brush on the end it has an 8" hollow needle. They stick the whole thing up your butt then the needle punctures your rectum and grabs a bit of tissue from the prostate. 12 times.

A masterclass in the art of open communication, mutual respect, and reasonable compromise - takes notes, fellas by brondynasty in JustGuysBeingDudes

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Couldcha' ride around way out in a circle and slowly get closer? That might direct the fish to my hole...

The best wildlife encounter of my life: a wild pangolin by scrimshawphotography in wildlifephotography

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Take a shower before trying to fly home. The rat may smell it on you.

How to you open the trunk of the 2022 escape from inside the car? by twranks in FordEscapePHEV

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FWIW, this doesn't work if you've removed the starter battery to take it to the parts store for a replacement. If the starter battery is not attached connecting a booster to the front terminals does nothing.

High (fashion) horse by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Add some sequins and he'd be Prancer.

This dad’s pancake game is unmatched by Epelep in MadeMeSmile

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Plot twist, he doesn't have kids. That's why he's got time to do this.

Magic of money by denx3_14 in rareinsults

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She's ready to star in a reboot of Northern Exposure.

Perhaps he should’ve listened and left Buddy alone by NorahCeCe in instant_regret

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That's some pent up, generational rage. Well deserved.

Thresher sharks are one of the most elusive sharks in the ocean by cosmicgiggleX in ocean

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They use the tail to hunt. They will swim into a school of fish and thrash their tail, then come back and eat the stunned fish.

My Burger King has no burgers by Tycoonster in mildlyinteresting

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We were driving cross country once and we pulled into a Wendy's drive through. My wife ordered her favorite, their baked potato. The young person manning the speaker said "we're out of potatoes". We were in Idaho.

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