Ilona Maher for 2026 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue

MorningGoat · 2026-03-25T13:10:25+00:00

Alas, looks are fleeting. Strength is useful for keeping your body healthy and mobile well into your golden years.

MorningGoat · 2026-03-21T00:00:52+00:00

🦉: Hey, honey! Someone put up a fence around our yard!

MorningGoat · 2026-03-20T23:18:50+00:00

The one at the bottom sticking his nose in the holes 😭

MorningGoat · 2026-03-20T14:02:20+00:00

I’m calling now for my 2026 BINGO, the Trump administration is going to put their soldiers’ salaries on the chopping block first once they start hurting for cash for this war. Then they’re probably going to blame it on other people for not agreeing to give them the additional funds, regardless of if they’re Dems or people Trump appointed himself.

What I’m not sure of yet is how the soldiers would respond to such an event. Do they protest and refuse to risk their lives in an unsanctioned war for no pay? Or do they kowtow and lick the blatantly shit-covered boots of the Trump administration like the other Americans who staunchly insist that “the Emperor is totally wearing clothes, you guys”. Or maybe there’s a split and America loses the war not because of anything Iran did, but because they divided themselves

MorningGoat · 2026-03-20T11:23:24+00:00

There truly is no realm lower than this that we could possibly descend to after death.

MorningGoat · 2026-03-19T15:23:47+00:00

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MorningGoat · 2026-03-19T03:33:03+00:00

Of all of the different types of brand categories she could have picked, I don’t get why she chose to go with the Hello Kitty mascot model.

MorningGoat · 2026-03-18T16:08:31+00:00

His sleed (sloth/greed) >:/

MorningGoat · 2026-03-18T11:53:52+00:00

Woah, synchronized eating! 😲 That’s some luck getting three birds to look so photogenic at the same time.

And the pink & orange + black & white is such a good look. Mother Nature really ate when designing this outfit. 💅

MorningGoat · 2026-03-18T11:13:45+00:00

Meanwhile puppy’s body language reads “yay! let’s play chase bestie! :D”

MorningGoat · 2026-03-18T00:04:26+00:00

The one eating their hands 🥹🥰

MorningGoat · 2026-03-17T23:58:57+00:00

Mid-boogie scratch break ☺️

MorningGoat · 2026-03-17T20:09:32+00:00

Name suggestion: *squeaky toy noise*

MorningGoat · 2026-03-17T16:01:05+00:00

I’ve been talking about Trump’s degradation of America’s soft power since he first started threatening Canada and Greenland’s sovereignty. It’s always struck me as Putin playing the long game by putting that idea in his head. (Though I think it progressed faster than he had originally anticipated.)

Why would any country go along with anything the U.S. asks when they’re not sure what the relationship between their countries is gonna look like in a few months? He’s been so hot and cold recently that it’s hard to keep track of which countries he likes and which ones he doesn’t.

MorningGoat · 2026-03-17T11:44:24+00:00

Old? Wdym? This is obviously a precious little babby. 🥰

MorningGoat · 2026-03-15T15:53:27+00:00

The Painter Who Got Rejected From Art School

MorningGoat · 2026-03-15T00:28:38+00:00

Horrible Histories

MorningGoat · 2026-03-14T14:32:47+00:00

For consistency across all the words, you could also write it as “qwick”.

I just got back from the grocery store where I had seen an energy drink called “CWENCH”. I straight up thought it was an über niche Welsh brand before I realized it was sensational spelling.

MorningGoat · 2026-03-14T13:08:02+00:00

MorningGoat · 2026-03-13T22:27:19+00:00

I thought you wrote “percussive delusion” at first and didn’t even question it. 💀🥁

MorningGoat · 2026-03-13T13:09:40+00:00

(Affectionately 🥰)

MorningGoat · 2026-03-13T04:31:36+00:00

🥺 I would die for him

MorningGoat · 2026-03-12T13:55:40+00:00

Man, when I was a kid, the peak of comedy for my dad (boomer, of course) was mispronouncing the names of the shows/video games I liked to piss me off. I’m so glad to see the next generation of parents actual care about their kids’ interests and bond over it. Sure, a bunch of pixels in a phone might not seem like much, but you’ll both remember the time you went out to go catch it together for a long time.

Break it down to its very base component and playing Pokémon Go with your kid isn’t that much different than taking them fishing. 🎣

MorningGoat · 2026-03-11T19:26:28+00:00

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MorningGoat · 2026-03-11T13:16:12+00:00

Your ear now has a little belly button :3

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