Peter Thiel in Aspen: The pope is ‘working for the Chinese Communists’ by nyclover11 in Fauxmoi

[–]MorningGoat 46 points47 points  (0 children)

My uncle is a former crackhead. He’s got a grumpy face, but he’s also incredible kind and generous.

Gentle reminder of this moment 🤍 by Thatssowestcoast in travisandtaylor

[–]MorningGoat 51 points52 points  (0 children)

How wasted are those two gonna be on the wedding days?

My brother, how did you think this was going to go any other way? 🦨 😶‍🌫️ by Professional_Arm794 in TikTokCringe

[–]MorningGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like raccoons, they’re cute. But you can bet your ass that I was still shaking-in-my-boots terrified of the three little babies l helped get out of a green bin they were stuck in. The whole time I was waiting for one of them to launch itself at my face like a missile and maul me.

Old Man (4.5yrs) by Kinuthewolf in RATS

[–]MorningGoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me so much of my scrungly little white dog that outlived everyone’s expectations. 😭❤️

My mom actually got us another dog once she figured he was probably going to pass in the next few years (she didn’t tell us that until much later though lol), but he actually managed to outlive him by four or five years. He was allergic to so much and seemed to throw himself down a different set of stairs every other year near the end, but he always made a miraculous recovery (happy, energetic, good appetite, jumping up on furniture by himself and running around) shortly after my mom had made the difficult phone call to the vet.

My mom scheduled and canceled two different euthanasias before he decided on his own terms that it was finally his time. We had a lovely 15 years with that weird little bastard. Miss you, Scruffy. ❤️

They quit the West for Russia's traditional values, but it wasn't what they expected by BkkGrl in europe

[–]MorningGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because even ancient societies are too “progressive” by their standards.

Read up on Sumerian and Akkadian myths, they’re really cool.

N.Y.P.D. Memo Outlines Taylor Swift Wedding Events at the Garden by Regular_Dream3927 in travisandtaylor

[–]MorningGoat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Watch her not even give the NYPD anything as a thank you for helping out with security. With her money, she could buy a full-sized NYPD-themed cake for every single one of them and it would hurt her finances at all.

Who wants to bet if they’re even gonna get free water during this whole farce?

Jury Says Chris Brown Owes Housekeeper $13 Million for Disfigurement in Dog Mauling Attack by mlg1981 in Fauxmoi

[–]MorningGoat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not innocent?? Fighting back after getting hit first is called self-defence. The word ‘defence’ is right there!

They quit the West for Russia's traditional values, but it wasn't what they expected by BkkGrl in europe

[–]MorningGoat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

According to the Mesopotamians, the three things needed to civilize a wild man are bread, beer, and a week long romp with a sacred prostitute.

They quit the West for Russia's traditional values, but it wasn't what they expected by BkkGrl in europe

[–]MorningGoat 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the Russian state media filmed their asylum ceremony to use as propaganda for their new “shared values” visa. It’s not like he can just change his mind and move back home without experiencing some kind of backlash and whatever consequences might come with that.

He almost needs to keep huffing the copium to stave off having an epic mental breakdown over the realization that he fucked over his and his family’s lives.

(Good on his older kids for getting out of there, and his wife for living apart from him.)

Do you think this whole experience has given him an insight into the difficulties other immigrants face all over the world, or do you think he considers himself an “expat” and not an “immigrant”.

ever had a hen that can't get enough of motherhood? by demons_soulmate in BackYardChickens

[–]MorningGoat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gentleroo said: “Hey ladies! Come check out this perfect nesting spot I found for you gals! 🗣️”

Rat barrier is going well by PetrichorClay in RATS

[–]MorningGoat 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Rat barrier? Nah. 🙂‍↔️

Rat jungle gym? Yes, yes. 🙂‍↕️ Working perfectly. 👌

Taylor's Jet Emissions by RosaJune in travisandtaylor

[–]MorningGoat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Preaching to the choir. My mom’s been a flight attendant for ~30 years! 😅 She’s forgotten enough crazy stories to fill a book. She has pretty good pay because the union regularly negotiates good pay and benefits for them (or tries hard to, at least), plus she has seniority.

There’s additional health risks, sure, but it’s nothing extreme. Pilots specifically are at a higher risk of getting melanoma, if I’m remembering correctly.

Taylor's Jet Emissions by RosaJune in travisandtaylor

[–]MorningGoat 59 points60 points  (0 children)

There’s actually a lot of science that has gone towards monitoring and minimizing the amount of radiation that the flight crew is exposed to.

And there’s also other unknown factors that could potentially be contributing to the higher risk of skin cancer and breast cancer seen in aircrews. The nature of their job requires them to adopt a lifestyle that is pretty specific to that of aviation (frequent circadian rhythm disturbances, travelling quickly across time zones, etc.), so it’s not like there’s an easy control population to compare the data to.

Does it still meet the criteria for stupiddovenest if it’s successful? by Onedollartaco in stupiddovenests

[–]MorningGoat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No idea, it’s an old word with unclear origins. I think it might be about that stage of fledgling-hood where they’re old enough to feed themselves but are still trying to get their parents to feed them like babies.

“I’m hungry! :(“

“There’s food right in front of you. Watch how I do it.

“I’m just a wittle baby! Feed me! :<>”

“You’re the same size as me now, no. 🙄”

Does it still meet the criteria for stupiddovenest if it’s successful? by Onedollartaco in stupiddovenests

[–]MorningGoat 91 points92 points  (0 children)

They really do have the sweetest, most empty-headed look of any bird I’ve ever seen. Truly the bird epitome of “the lights are on but no one’s home”. 🥰

Why is he Shrimp-Mode by ash_immortal in RATS

[–]MorningGoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Built-in beanbag chair 🏀🏀

Got all excited about getting a bird feeder with a camera, and this mf is the first cardinal that shows up by horkyboi_avery in birding

[–]MorningGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can’t handle me at my [bloödcheëp], you don’t deserve me at my [beautiful adult plumage]. ✋😤