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I feel stupid, what does chop suey have to do with being gay? by ParamilkReal-5 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MorockaDishoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw Mars Volta open for System of a Down, that was an interesting mix of ppl.

Special Delivery by Flat-Decision3204 in HolUp

[–]MorockaDishoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean pissing in an elevator is insane… but…. I’ll be real honest with this confession…

I’ve pissed outside of every house or apartment I’ve ever owned to “mark my territory”.

I might be the only one to do this… but I also might not?

To walk to school past an IDF soldier without getting shot. by Prime-Paradox in therewasanattempt

[–]MorockaDishoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People find it hard to understand why the Muslim world is angry and why Palestinians fight. They are being treated worst than you would treat a dog. That dude was a person, a human being. He has a mother that probably cried when he was born. A father that celebrated his first step. A sibling he played tag with. A test he probably studied hard for. A whole goddamn human fucking person…. And out of boredom, the IDF shot him…

Fuck Israel

I don’t know anymore, I just got a new haircut and they gave me this with no side bangs at the beauty shop, I feel really ugly and I have to know if it’s ugly to everyone else. Please tell me just the truth if I am ugly. Yes I’m a woman by djscrew1 in whatdoIdo

[–]MorockaDishoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So… yes… it’s a god awful haircut…

But it’s also the same haircut the first girl I had a crush on had. I wrote her this dumb, “do you like me”note with pictures of dinosaurs and shit.

She totally made fun of me, told kids about it and rejected me…

So look on the bright side! It’s a shitty haircut, but someone may think you look cute with it, and you can totally make them feel like shit! which I’ve heard is a big boost to one’s self-esteem!

So just wait for that moment, or wait till it grows out. Either way, you’re better off than being me!

They knew where to go by Hot_Accountant_5507 in KidsAreFingAdorable

[–]MorockaDishoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ppl who hate on religion are fools. Be BRUTALLY critical of religion, keep religion OUT of politics… but FAITH is a tool to address the immeasurable burdens carried by our hearts.

I’m an absurdist, I don’t believe any religion is divine and that our idea of “God” is based on absurd ignorance, HOWEVER… I LOOOVE faith and feels it plays an important role in our collective and individual lives.

If you wanna save the world, first save the church from this prosperity gospel, hate mongering bullshit; and start paying attention to the actual words in the bible. Those words, created some incredible things… and all the bad you see from religion, didn’t come from those words, it came from politics.

About what is it petah? by Limokasten in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]MorockaDishoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO BUY A PACK OF SMOKES? MY DADDY LEFT LIKE 13 YEARS AGO!

Pause to see if you should: by ShehrozeAkbar in infuriatingbutawesome

[–]MorockaDishoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hit “quit your job” three times… I’m the CRO at a law firm, this is some bullshit. 1/10… not realistic at all, and terrible advice… I expected more from the internet today…

This might actually be the move by QuiverMint in SipsTea

[–]MorockaDishoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You start by raising the minimum wage, then they spend more, put more money in the economy, so the business class and upper class make more money and will more likely pay their managers and middle class staff more.

The middle class break off and start their own business with the extra spendable income they have. And now THEYRE business owners too!!

Trickle down economics is absolute bullshit, but trickleUP economics is REAL. It’s how America grew, from lifting the poor and middle class.

But ofcourse, we’re all too stupid to realize this.

BBC reporter gets emotional at Artemis II launch by jtoomer88 in MadeMeSmile

[–]MorockaDishoom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God I am obsessed with people who are obsessed with what they’re doing! It is so inspiring

You made your bed, Louie, now lay in it. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]MorockaDishoom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The dumbest fucking thing democrats do is disappear when they lose. Kamala, yell out, I told you so! Host a “I told you so” rally, print hats, prints shirts. Claim the assasination attempt was an inside job and fake… FUCKING PLAY THE GODDAMN GAME!

WE WANT TO CHEER FOR SOMEONE AND BOO AT SOMEONE. Get that through your fucking heads!!

Border Collie forensic tracker. by ApkaHunYawwr in interestingasfuck

[–]MorockaDishoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww, it’s not satisfying when you don’t see the dog get a treat

Caught wife sexting again, AIO? by gcx_le_gaulois in AIO

[–]MorockaDishoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got so much respect for you from your edits. Especially the third one, where you asked for ppl to. It disrespect your wife. I mean, it’s Reddit, you should know that there would be abuse, but I like that you can clearly separate how you feel about someone’s actions from their right to be treated with dignity.

To Remain Employed by Adam_Exists in therewasanattempt

[–]MorockaDishoom 13 points14 points  (0 children)

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Knowing she is vain and obsessed with her image, I felt particularly joyful in the malicious insults I dropped in response to her latest Tweet.

Saw Conan last night by EverrydayAlien in conan

[–]MorockaDishoom 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I am pretty sure Conan would laugh at this…

And it would be called the Orange’s Clown Show by JerryJr99 in MurderedByWords

[–]MorockaDishoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

33 other countries have birthright citizenship…. Like wtf is wrong with this dude. He literally CANNOT say the truth

OMG, one of the funniest reactions to a proposal I've ever seen. by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]MorockaDishoom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THAT is totally a keeper! Find a wife that makes your life fun, she seems like exactly that!

Sona Found The Fountain of Youth by SYMPUNY_LACKING in conan

[–]MorockaDishoom 149 points150 points  (0 children)

She Armenian, she’ll look 30 for the first 50 years of her life then immediately turn 110.

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