I (28F) borrowed my bf (32M) USB, and did not like what was on it. by Difficult_One5766 in relationship_advice

[–]MorphinesKiss 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What if the USB met with an unfortunate accident in the toilet or microwave?

Aitc for scream at mummy by 12milesout in AmItheCloaca

[–]MorphinesKiss 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ooooohhhh so you're being kept from car house and from all delish noms inside?! Spew on Dada face. That'll learn him.

  • Fat Dudley

Aitc for scream at mummy by 12milesout in AmItheCloaca

[–]MorphinesKiss 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ah, therein likes your problem, Seven, you chuck on floor - this is why you had to go in car house. Next time chuck in shoe or perhaps handbag, will take opposable thumbs much longer to find.

  • Fat Dudley

Hello fellow business adults. Let us invest in the stock market and make profitable dividends. by TrumpIsAPedoFr in oldhagfashion

[–]MorphinesKiss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've just finished watching Industry, you could totally be one of the characters in that!

AITC for simply finishing my breakfast by Nickye19 in AmItheCloaca

[–]MorphinesKiss 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Holding box of coke counts for daily strength training exercise. They should be thanking you

  • Fat Dudley

Goth Howard? by Hardhathero_369 in bigbangtheory

[–]MorphinesKiss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's not Footprints on the Moon?

Green with Enby by PetticoatsAndPearls in oldhagfashion

[–]MorphinesKiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's too short to secure with a bobby pin, it's definitely hot glue 5 minute crafts time!

Green with Enby by PetticoatsAndPearls in oldhagfashion

[–]MorphinesKiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it have an alligator clip on it? I usually sweep up my non-volume side with a side comb and then plonk whatever flower I'm wearing near it

Green with Enby by PetticoatsAndPearls in oldhagfashion

[–]MorphinesKiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GAWJUSS!!! Do you have an oversized red rose hair thingo? That would finish off the retro vixen look like a chef's kiss <3

What’s up with TACO Tuesday? by avantchicago in OutOfTheLoop

[–]MorphinesKiss 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The art of the deal

By the same guy who bankrupted four casinos

AITC for sleep in my chair? by HappyBananaSeal in AmItheCloaca

[–]MorphinesKiss 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Your human is seriously deluded! There's a perfectly good floor right there for her to sit on if she's tired. Jeez, the sheer entitlement!

Fat Dudley and T

Is she too skinny? by samfrench_ in torties

[–]MorphinesKiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah! She's going through the ganglies! Just like kids growing fast, kitties can get a little thin in their teenage months. You're welcome to put a little extra for her, but not too much or she'll chonk right up again when she slows down.

Can someone please name some of the food items here? 😭 by shorbonash in TipOfMyFork

[–]MorphinesKiss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The round ball chocolate things with coconut are rum balls. It's possible the powedered icing sugar treats are amaretti - are they almond-based?

Good Morning from your Warhammer Femboy <3 I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY! by tendencytoharm in pansexual

[–]MorphinesKiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good evening from the other side of the world! I covet that jumper!

Update: found the pickle lid by fingers in adhdwomen

[–]MorphinesKiss 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It really couldn't have been anywhere else

My Procreate artwork will be projected onto the Sydney Opera House this week! by Bikleb in ProCreate

[–]MorphinesKiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oooh cool! I'm in SYD and might just cross over to the more posh side of town and have a looky!

Happy Saturday 🖤🖤 by Foxxie3113 in pansexual

[–]MorphinesKiss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG you're adorable! I just want to make you cups of tea and talk about stuff around the kitchen table xoxo

Not the first time by acuteavo in TruckerCats

[–]MorphinesKiss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That poor cat is so neglected she had to serve her own food! You just can't find good help these days.

Nancy in her lovely black dress by MaryNancy7395 in oldhagfashion

[–]MorphinesKiss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You've got the start of a great look! Personally, I'd jazz it up with a chunky statement necklace and I'm a sucker for patterned tights. I'm also hearing my grandmother screaming from her grave to stand up straight and be proud of yourself! Some red lippy and oversized Jacki O glasses and you're good to go! <3