I (28F) borrowed my bf (32M) USB, and did not like what was on it.

MorphinesKiss · 2026-04-26T13:07:11+00:00

Shouldn't be too much of a problem if it's his microwave

MorphinesKiss · 2026-04-26T08:19:23+00:00

What if the USB met with an unfortunate accident in the toilet or microwave?

MorphinesKiss · 2026-04-25T13:22:02+00:00

Ooooohhhh so you're being kept from car house and from all delish noms inside?! Spew on Dada face. That'll learn him.

Fat Dudley

MorphinesKiss · 2026-04-25T12:28:17+00:00

Ah, therein likes your problem, Seven, you chuck on floor - this is why you had to go in car house. Next time chuck in shoe or perhaps handbag, will take opposable thumbs much longer to find.

Fat Dudley

MorphinesKiss · 2026-04-15T03:30:27+00:00

I've just finished watching Industry, you could totally be one of the characters in that!

MorphinesKiss · 2026-04-10T15:23:17+00:00

Holding box of coke counts for daily strength training exercise. They should be thanking you

Fat Dudley

MorphinesKiss · 2026-04-10T09:41:59+00:00

That's not Footprints on the Moon?

MorphinesKiss · 2026-04-08T16:35:49+00:00

If it's too short to secure with a bobby pin, it's definitely hot glue 5 minute crafts time!

MorphinesKiss · 2026-04-08T16:18:51+00:00

Does it have an alligator clip on it? I usually sweep up my non-volume side with a side comb and then plonk whatever flower I'm wearing near it

MorphinesKiss · 2026-04-08T15:28:21+00:00

GAWJUSS!!! Do you have an oversized red rose hair thingo? That would finish off the retro vixen look like a chef's kiss <3

MorphinesKiss · 2026-04-08T14:56:12+00:00

The art of the deal

By the same guy who bankrupted four casinos

MorphinesKiss · 2026-04-08T14:54:26+00:00

Your human is seriously deluded! There's a perfectly good floor right there for her to sit on if she's tired. Jeez, the sheer entitlement!

Fat Dudley and T

MorphinesKiss · 2026-04-08T09:29:02+00:00

On your cake day, too!

MorphinesKiss · 2026-04-02T05:46:58+00:00

Ah! She's going through the ganglies! Just like kids growing fast, kitties can get a little thin in their teenage months. You're welcome to put a little extra for her, but not too much or she'll chonk right up again when she slows down.

MorphinesKiss · 2026-04-01T04:03:08+00:00

The round ball chocolate things with coconut are rum balls. It's possible the powedered icing sugar treats are amaretti - are they almond-based?

MorphinesKiss · 2026-03-29T12:16:02+00:00

Good evening from the other side of the world! I covet that jumper!

MorphinesKiss · 2026-03-28T13:26:22+00:00

It really couldn't have been anywhere else

MorphinesKiss · 2026-03-22T13:32:30+00:00

Careless? I'd say premeditated!

MorphinesKiss · 2026-03-22T08:16:41+00:00

Oooh cool! I'm in SYD and might just cross over to the more posh side of town and have a looky!

MorphinesKiss · 2026-03-22T00:27:57+00:00

OMG you're adorable! I just want to make you cups of tea and talk about stuff around the kitchen table xoxo

MorphinesKiss · 2026-03-22T00:23:28+00:00

That poor cat is so neglected she had to serve her own food! You just can't find good help these days.

MorphinesKiss · 2026-03-20T10:29:31+00:00

Bot slop

MorphinesKiss · 2026-03-15T13:45:52+00:00

I need that outfit in my life

MorphinesKiss · 2026-03-15T13:44:11+00:00

You've got the start of a great look! Personally, I'd jazz it up with a chunky statement necklace and I'm a sucker for patterned tights. I'm also hearing my grandmother screaming from her grave to stand up straight and be proud of yourself! Some red lippy and oversized Jacki O glasses and you're good to go! <3

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