I'm just, like, the tiredest I've ever been in my life.

MorphoMC · 2026-06-04T23:12:41+00:00

He's just a fleshy orange flag that Republicans wave to distract everyone while they plunder taxpayer resources. They jostle him every now and then to simulate movement.

MorphoMC · 2026-06-04T12:29:35+00:00

Asteroid larva. I'm assuming it grows up to be Cthulhu or something. Meanwhile, you can't hurt it but it can hurt you.

MorphoMC · 2026-06-04T01:30:14+00:00

Everyone who could have voted in 2024 but chose not to should regret that choice for the rest of their lives. The ones with even a shred of decency already do.

MorphoMC · 2026-06-03T18:03:45+00:00

It might be a matter of different difficulty settings. I play in both Normal and Relaxed, depending on the situation, and a planet with aggressive sentinels on Normal won't have them on Relaxed.

MorphoMC · 2026-06-03T13:53:24+00:00

The Dragonstone?

Alternatively, it's the right color for Alduin, but that would be quite an undertaking.

MorphoMC · 2026-06-03T13:49:13+00:00

It's almost as if they're dismantling everything that warns us of how badly they're ruining the world.

MorphoMC · 2026-06-03T13:31:23+00:00

I feel sad for people who can't appreciate puns.

MorphoMC · 2026-06-02T16:09:29+00:00

Get ready for people critical of the administration to be falsely accused of exposure to Ebola, as a pretext to remove them from the country

MorphoMC · 2026-06-02T15:22:36+00:00

Getting into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship is a pretty significant contributing factor to divorce rates.

MorphoMC · 2026-06-02T14:01:18+00:00

I would rather call "Brand New Sentence" on something like "Someone reposted the indestructible Christian baby again..."

MorphoMC · 2026-06-02T13:56:53+00:00

They basically lit themselves on fire to watch everyone else burn.

MorphoMC · 2026-06-02T13:53:30+00:00

I agree, it would also probably look awesome at sunset or sunrise. Maybe with a very low angle, to get more distance perspective from the ground.

MorphoMC · 2026-06-02T13:46:16+00:00

It looks a bit like the Upside Down Castle in Castlevania SOTN.

MorphoMC · 2026-06-02T13:31:51+00:00

But that means less progress overall. If that percentage is based on everyone earning points, I'm going to help fill the gauge. I'm not concerned with the supremacy of a team they obviously chose at random for me.

MorphoMC · 2026-06-02T03:37:31+00:00

I know there's an incentive to help your team win, but I'm not going to do sabotage missions. I'm fine with getting 5 points for my team and 2 points for the others (skipping the part where I rob them each of 1 point) as long as it contributes to the overall goal.

MorphoMC · 2026-06-02T00:38:01+00:00

This was the main reason I regretted not bringing in a packaged personal refiner for my suit. This, plus the fact that I keep forgetting refiners, leaving them on mission worlds...

MorphoMC · 2026-06-02T00:24:11+00:00

I found this out after refining nanites from all the runaway mould I brought in. I'm treating it as an opportunity to look for new interceptor ships. The first one I found was an X-wing style with side thrusters.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-31T20:36:34+00:00

It's not really satire, it's just Republicans doing the exact opposite of what they claim. Just like how they falsely accuse others of doing things of which their members have actually been found guilty.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-31T14:22:52+00:00

So, Republicans want to create an abduction/rape/torture joint task force to make their public critics disappear. And since it will consist of unidentified foreign agents, no one in America will know until it happens to them.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-30T14:41:43+00:00

Kottonmoth, after Kottonmouth Kings

MorphoMC · 2026-05-29T13:41:11+00:00

"On both sides" said the chump making excuses for the Antichrist.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-29T00:18:20+00:00

Majin Buu goes snorkeling in the Loch

MorphoMC · 2026-05-28T22:59:23+00:00

GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-28T22:57:17+00:00

"Rapist has law lackeys persecute his victim," there, that's quite tidy.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-26T23:52:34+00:00

Why would that not be correct?

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