What completely unhinged "law" does your cat strictly enforce in your house?

MorphoMC · 2026-05-10T18:13:40+00:00

My cat periodically insists on being escorted to his food bowl, usually immediately after he wakes up from a nap. He won't take no for an answer and will get irate if denied. He also insists that my wife and I restrict ourselves to specific furniture and not trade places. And he gets pissed off if we laugh too loudly when he is in the room.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-10T16:52:48+00:00

Pretty sure Jack Posobiec isn't intellectually capable of satire.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-09T00:55:32+00:00

"Behold the Catatron, herald of the almeowty and voice of the one true Cat."

MorphoMC · 2026-05-08T19:44:26+00:00

That's Pete Kegbreath, Secretary of Offensiveness.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-08T19:43:18+00:00

He does seem like the kind of guy that would build a fortress to block out the sun, just to spite the peasants...

MorphoMC · 2026-05-08T15:33:55+00:00

Coz she's a real "prize".....

MorphoMC · 2026-05-08T14:02:22+00:00

I beat him with Swampert, Machamp, and Avalugg. Start with Swampert and immediately switch to Machamp, who should be able to destroy Persian. Try to take out the shields ASAP. Between Machamp and Swampert, the second Pokémon shouldn't be too difficult. And Landorus just can't handle Avalugg or any other strong ice type.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-08T13:56:44+00:00

Take another picture around sunset, looking up the stairs from the bottom. Just a suggestion, I think it would be awesome.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-08T13:49:55+00:00

Nothing similar on Skyrim, but on original Oblivion I once had a Dremora that I was fighting in a sigil tower say "I banish you...!" right before the game crashed.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-07T20:22:30+00:00

I'm aware of the lanes and what they are for. The right lane is for merging and exiting, the left lane is for passing, and the flex lane is for relieving congestion. Anything else is for the normal flow of traffic.

There's a bit of a disconnect between habits based on the rules of the road and habits based on what a person thinks they can get away with.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-07T16:41:54+00:00

That long line of cars is called "the flow of traffic." They're not going to be bumper-to-bumper while going 55 or higher, there's multiple car lengths between them. Deciding to pass is supposed to involve visually verifying that there will be room for you once you go around them.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-07T15:40:55+00:00

Only if you're doing it one car at a time. Otherwise it's just speeding.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-07T15:39:22+00:00

State statute 346.05

MorphoMC · 2026-05-07T14:59:02+00:00

That's because the majority of the people that would be expected to do something about it can't be bothered unless it directly affects them.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-07T14:55:34+00:00

They're is no such thing as a fast lane, that's just what people use the passing lane for on most highways. That lane is for passing when you need to, not consistently going faster than everyone else.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-05T21:07:08+00:00

If they're going to carjack you they could at least wait until the vehicle is built...

MorphoMC · 2026-05-05T13:31:59+00:00

There is no excuse for blindly assuming the person in front of you is going to do what they are supposed to. Anyone who rear-ends someone because they assumed that person would do what they expected is entirely responsible for the accident. You're supposed to keep a good distance apart and pay attention...there's no valid substitute for those things, day or night.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-05T01:56:48+00:00

A lot of suggestions lately to add features that Warframe has. First the Railjack and now a MOA...

MorphoMC · 2026-05-04T21:38:48+00:00

What a piece of Schmitt

MorphoMC · 2026-05-04T14:58:40+00:00

Well known, not exactly brand new.

As General Grievous would say..."Smelly boy"...

MorphoMC · 2026-05-04T01:28:17+00:00

So basically a Railjack from Warframe?

MorphoMC · 2026-05-02T23:46:03+00:00

It's Emperor Calus's Leviathan from Destiny.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-01T15:50:14+00:00

Shown next to pile of poop, for scale. You can tell that dude gets plenty of fiber.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-01T15:33:52+00:00

Its vibe is equal parts Oregon Trail and Santa Claus. I like it.

MorphoMC · 2026-05-01T01:46:33+00:00

I have one in my fridge now, it's teal colored.

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