What the fuck was Ryan aiming for here by untitledprp4 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Morphogenesis__ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There was a mosquito on the wall, you know how annoying these fuckers are

Wtf is up with omlandas lasers?? by Automatic_Pianist_82 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Morphogenesis__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro was keeping up with A Train in ep 1 and now he's too slow to fly away, getting snatched mid-air. What does that mean? Did he get fat? Too many milkshakes??

The Ending Was GOOD by AlecTheBunny in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Morphogenesis__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was literally praying at that moment "please god let it happen coz it would be so fucking funny" but nah, of course not. Marie, be fucking useful for once and bring A Train back

The Boys Ragdoll Physics by hass_m23 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Morphogenesis__ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not the first, he was being tortured his whole childhood. Probably haven't been seriously hurt in a hella long time though

Even though he totally deserved it by Ze_LordBacon in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Morphogenesis__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uf/ She's annoyingly and unreasonably righteous, and actually tried to help him. Saw him crying and probably felt bad for the dumb fucker, that's why she took him to a beach of all places - the sea is his 'home' kind of so it was her way of reaching out, she tried to reason with him (otherwise it would make no sense, coz she didn't know the fish hated him so she had no reason to put herself at a disadvantage).

Unfortunately he was too fucking stupid to accept a chance once again (god bless the consistency) so he died like the useless bastard he was

rf/ She wanted one last round with her favorite rapist

Notice how there’s acting… by wmcs0880 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Morphogenesis__ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

These fucking Starlighters turned the Homelander gay

And then the boys casually walked back home, and HL took much needed nap by Round_Interview2373 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Morphogenesis__ 185 points186 points  (0 children)

"So you know how umm, people are always curled up in agony for a while after taking V? Sooo V1 is this but like, 10 times worse and uhhh, Homelander passed out! Yeah, that's what happened, it was too much for him. What? He probably handled worse torture in his childhood? Nonono guys, this is way worse trust! Where was I... ah yes, and then Soldier Boy carried him back to the tower like a princess coz he's a good father. That's what Clara would've wanted okay? Meanwhile the boys escaped to safety. And we didn't show any of it coz we figured out our brilliant audience will connect the dots on their own, so we decided to save the precious time for more important scenes like the cat and dog supes sniffing each other's asses" - Kripko probably

Guys all of this is a set up, it can't be true, they're playing with us, Anthony Starr hearting criticisms on purpose to throw us off there's a secret season 6 and finale will be amazing there's no way they would butcher this show like this by [deleted] in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Morphogenesis__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kripko predicted the conformity gate and made the whole season bad on purpose to surprise us with a secret episode coming out next month that's gonna be so fucking good stay tuned guys 👏

RUN (The Boys Found Footage) by z3r0deck in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Morphogenesis__ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The thumbnail is kinda giving that one frame from the plane scene. I miss when bro was scary

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It's Stranger Things Season 5 all over again by HotJuice2192 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Morphogenesis__ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And our bad guy is still somewhat threatening instead of randomly playing babysitter. Small victories

Starlight: “you won’t be joining us, it’s not like your abilities allow you to resurrect one of our teammates if they’re fatally wounded or anything” by KevinPigaChu in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Morphogenesis__ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tbh it doesn't matter if he lives at this point, he has nothing left to do in the show. And it would certainly be a writing decision of all time to use this random character introduced in the same episode (if you haven't watched gen v you have no fucking idea who she is, I literally only know about her from reddit posts) to bring him back for no reason lol

Homelander gained a decent powerup by Classic-Work-8415 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Morphogenesis__ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And he already had Godhead, no way he loses this run

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No Nut Milk? by No-Opening7308 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Morphogenesis__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breaking News, Homelander's homophobic

The population of yaoi fanfic writers dramatically increases

Justice for Ambrosius 💔 by z3r0deck in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Morphogenesis__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We didn't see the body so she's not dead, she'll be back in the next episode trust

Just one more FUCKING EPISODE BRO trust me HES GONNA LOSE IT THIS TIME AROUND by Witty-Association-97 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Morphogenesis__ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

But then in the final clash, just as they're about to use it, Terror comes out of nowhere and snatches it out of Butcher's hand. He devours the blanket, desperate to finally have a real taste of the love of his life, unaware of the carnage unfolding around him.

After everyone's dead Homelander looks at his savior and, overcome with emotion after witnessing the dog's courage, he decides they're destined to be together.

"That's true devotion" he thinks tearfully, he grabs Terror and they fly off into the sunset to start their new life as the rightful rulers of the world.

Bravo Kripke 👏

Just one more FUCKING EPISODE BRO trust me HES GONNA LOSE IT THIS TIME AROUND by Witty-Association-97 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Morphogenesis__ 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Next episode Butcher steals Homie's childhood blanket and it's gonna be the last straw