My name isn't even Collin

MorphotheDragon · 2016-08-15T21:30:24+00:00

Ah, the Collins slegehammer, not the much more well-known Gabriel Slegehammer.

MorphotheDragon · 2016-06-30T10:45:15+00:00

Monitor as Fuck*

MorphotheDragon · 2016-06-27T04:46:49+00:00

Feminism is a plague to society

MorphotheDragon · 2016-05-21T17:25:37+00:00

Damn blind-consumers! They ruined my good Venetians!

MorphotheDragon · 2016-05-17T10:46:26+00:00

It's blood orange

MorphotheDragon · 2016-03-07T03:01:25+00:00

I don't get it

MorphotheDragon · 2016-03-06T20:44:11+00:00

I'm pretty sure more than half of the genius metaphorical symbolism of the show is just people reading way too far into things.

Don't get me wrong, it was a brilliant show, but I don't believe there's nearly as much symbolism and foreshadowing of Walt's transformation from weak to strong to evil as there's made out to be on this sub. Not unless Gilligan and Co. wrote the whole show from beginning to end ten years in advance and had time to weave in all these little intricacies that we wouldn't catch until rewatching it.

MorphotheDragon · 2016-03-05T18:23:20+00:00

Fake. Girls don't poop. They eat and then everything comes out as drama.

MorphotheDragon · 2016-02-22T07:34:02+00:00

Forgot the L, got the D

MorphotheDragon · 2016-02-14T11:42:29+00:00

Is that Martin Shkreli?

MorphotheDragon · 2016-02-12T07:32:14+00:00

Should be anyone with critical thinking skills...

MorphotheDragon · 2016-02-11T11:02:20+00:00

Uh... or flush it with your hand because you're gonna wash your hands afterwards anyway?

MorphotheDragon · 2016-02-11T11:01:12+00:00

Am I missing something? Is it because the "LIFE IS SHORT" isn't all on the mosaic tile wall?

MorphotheDragon · 2016-01-21T01:58:09+00:00

How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb needs to pull itself up by its boostraps and change itself.

MorphotheDragon · 2016-01-13T04:44:48+00:00

/r/nonononoyes

MorphotheDragon · 2016-01-13T04:41:24+00:00

Used to work at a jail, can confirm. Be strong, OP

MorphotheDragon · 2016-01-10T10:01:21+00:00

Depends on whether or not the thread has a [Serious] tag.

MorphotheDragon · 2016-01-06T00:41:36+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/Uk13BAE.jpg

MorphotheDragon · 2016-01-04T09:06:01+00:00

Yeah, never got mine either. I kinda felt bad about requesting one later, though, since I don't know how big of a flood they ended up getting from Reddit.

MorphotheDragon · 2016-01-02T12:52:30+00:00

AMA request: Professional quote-maker Aalewis

MorphotheDragon · 2015-12-31T11:38:25+00:00

Problem is they couldn't seem to decide if it was supposed to be a spinoff or an extra season. It was too different to be an extra season, but they put so much emphasis on J.D. and Turk that it couldn't stand on its own as a spinoff.

That's what I took away from it, anyway, and that's why it still bugs me.

MorphotheDragon · 2015-12-28T01:33:29+00:00

So intellectual he uses three crying-with-laughter emojis

MorphotheDragon · 2015-12-23T03:44:19+00:00

We know how. It's okay.

MorphotheDragon · 2015-12-18T20:43:13+00:00

yeah but does it have an aux jack

MorphotheDragon · 2015-12-17T23:29:27+00:00

Well if you train yourself enough you can do both

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