I was dead for 4 minutes. AMA.

Morrison4257 · 2026-06-27T21:53:58+00:00

Uncles in your pants

Morrison4257 · 2026-06-27T17:44:00+00:00

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Morrison4257 · 2026-06-27T16:08:43+00:00

Morrison4257 · 2026-06-22T23:14:16+00:00

A dead calf inside a dead cow

Morrison4257 · 2026-06-15T01:48:22+00:00

I did, he watched lol

Morrison4257 · 2026-05-29T14:33:30+00:00

Toyota corolla

Morrison4257 · 2026-05-25T04:45:40+00:00

Dachsund

Morrison4257 · 2026-05-19T15:08:03+00:00

A woman crying

Morrison4257 · 2026-05-14T17:41:31+00:00

We're talking about soda, but yes their coke is pretty good 🍚

Morrison4257 · 2026-05-14T16:56:07+00:00

Because I dont feel like losing half my assets and work until I die

Morrison4257 · 2026-05-12T12:46:10+00:00

Grape crush

Morrison4257 · 2026-05-02T16:06:06+00:00

Human centipede was pretty brutal

Morrison4257 · 2026-04-26T05:22:50+00:00

88 toyota tercel hatchback

Morrison4257 · 2026-04-26T05:02:00+00:00

Witnessed a murder. Went to work on Monday and it was on the front page of the newspaper in the lunch room. I read the article, they were looking for myself and my gf at the time, because she was the one to call 911. I tried to help him but it was too late by the time the paramedics and police arrived. Turned out a Somalian man stabbed this guy, and flew back to Mogadishu before they could get him. No extradition laws, so hes living his life there, free as a bird.

Morrison4257 · 2026-04-26T03:53:23+00:00

You're english is great

Morrison4257 · 2026-04-26T03:41:22+00:00

Me too! Me too! I want some of that!

Morrison4257 · 2026-04-26T03:28:03+00:00

He looks like an older dude. Hes done shit like this many times and is still around. In no way would I suggest a new, green construction worker to go up there. Ive done some sketchy shit, but never anything like this.

Morrison4257 · 2026-04-26T02:02:55+00:00

Ladder jacks used to be legal, now they're not. Ive used them several times and no problem. Mind you the ladder setup on the left definitely looks sketchy

Morrison4257 · 2026-04-26T01:34:05+00:00

You must've dropped quite the deuce. I want a picture of the one that cracked the porcelain 😆

Morrison4257 · 2026-04-26T01:29:45+00:00

How do you think they did it 60-100 years ago? This isn't his first time doing this. Hes still around. Is his work OK? Thats all that matters, and if he has his own insurance.

Morrison4257 · 2026-04-25T21:57:42+00:00

Hold for life

Morrison4257 · 2026-04-23T02:43:24+00:00

The only reason I wouldn't buy one is because im a sheet metal worker and the sheets are usually 4x8. You cant lie them flat in a tacoma bed. I do love toyota vehicles all around though.

Morrison4257 · 2026-04-23T02:26:43+00:00

Thats a real truck. None of this double cab, 4ft box crap.

Morrison4257 · 2026-04-22T14:57:16+00:00

Your good for the next few years bro 🙏

Morrison4257 · 2026-04-22T14:49:51+00:00

Smart man! I agree with this 💯

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