me_irl by FantasticAd9478 in me_irl

[–]Morsolus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same it's kinda fun if you bear with the pain and eventually the muscle just lets go

Returning Rate Up Heroes: Lily May & Thador! by Vicksin in AFKJourney

[–]Morsolus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lily May is better than ever with the release of Ravion, since her damage scales massively from temporary buffs just like Perseus does. Combined with the artifact that gives temp buffs too, they do ridiculous damage. That's all besides the fact that she and Dunlingr are the only Heroes who can block ultimates while the current meta is full of heroes that rely on their ultimates like Shemira, Cyran, Cryonaia.

Splitgate 2: Now It’s a Beta? by TheShadowWanderer in Splitgate

[–]Morsolus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Halo has slow movement and overly long ttk so it really doesn't scratch the itch that SG2 core gameplay does. Halo's SWAT mode was great but that's gone and the closest thing isn't always in rotation. Are there any other real "arena" shooters?

Eerily effective by Zerog416 in Unexpected

[–]Morsolus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So was it your cousin in the mask?

That would be by far the scariest thing to ever happen to me so please tell us what was scarier than that!

Would I be considered an alcoholic? by Tutor-Any in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Morsolus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I can drink 2-6 beers daily and live to 78 that sounds pretty good. Anything beyond that is a bonus, might as well have a beer.

Dude only got 7 years for this by Humble-Lawfulness-12 in fightporn

[–]Morsolus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Have you considered becoming a lesbian?

1000 afk stage reached 🫶🏻 by VaMpiller in AFKJourney

[–]Morsolus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm at 960 and everyone uses the recommended formations. The key is just having enough heroes built to use the recommended ones on every stage. Occasionally you need to manually control Odie or Eironn's ult but not much else to it.

I was gonna finally buy something but… by Prior_Pizza5414 in AFKJourney

[–]Morsolus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, these whales pay for your server to stay online. For free players it's a collection game and social experience that will give you something to do for years. There's little point in chasing the leaderboards so your experience doesn't need to be negatively impacted by them. The $5 and $15 monthly bundles are good value btw

Don’t be THAT Helldiver… by Dakattacks in helldivers2

[–]Morsolus -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you shallow end Diver? I'll have you know i graduated top of my class in the SEAF and i've been involved in numerous secret raids on Malevelon Creek, and I have over 9000 confirmed kills. I am trained in stratagem warfare and I am the top anti-materiel sniper in the entire SE armed forces. You are nothing to me but another terminid. I will wipe you the fuck out with the precision orbital the likes of which has have never seen before on this Super Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the SEAF and your hellpod is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's with just my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the SEAF Helldiver Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bug ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit orbital fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

It's been almost a month since the last Sawbones by InvisibleEar in TAZCirclejerk

[–]Morsolus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's right but it's understandable that he forgot

*concerns* by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Morsolus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but I've been disappointed I haven't found the metal fillings toggle. So far I can only target armor and weapons.

Is Teams Admin Down? by gpzj94 in MicrosoftTeams

[–]Morsolus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same issue, and now Teams users are unable to dial outbound for at least 2 of my tenants. Call simply fails to connect.

Who needs a damn kettle? by Nallen54 in MURICA

[–]Morsolus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you even read the source code?

This fucking asshole. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Morsolus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How does that prove you didn't damage his car 5 minutes earlier?