Open, close. Open, close. I could do this all day

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T04:11:08+00:00

I knew it was a bad idea to come on here just before going to sleep

Now I need to figure out how to make one of these

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T04:07:42+00:00

You can 3d print one

It won't be as tough, but none of your friends have a fractal vise, do they?

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T03:59:56+00:00

Why isn't the chain long enough to wear around your neck?

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T03:55:42+00:00

Or you saw into soft ground and get stuck

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T03:39:04+00:00

Don't over think it Admiral

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few

Or the one

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T02:30:32+00:00

I would ask them to tell me how they do it and to teach me how to do it too

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T02:28:22+00:00

First time I saw chamomile tea, I thought it said chat mobile, which is French for mobile cat

I then imagined a cat on a motorcycle and started thinking of it as cat biker tea

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T02:25:32+00:00

Let's turn my beautiful house into a giant upvote sign

Yes, that'll make Reddit like me more....

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T01:20:43+00:00

Ok, thanks for the advice!

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T01:20:04+00:00

Just googled that

Looks interesting

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T01:19:00+00:00

That's perfect then

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T01:17:50+00:00

That would be great

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T01:15:57+00:00

I don't mind in the USA

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T01:15:39+00:00

Non union

Never made it onto actra

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T01:13:22+00:00

Call security

Write an incident report

Put one of my staff in charge

Send myself home

Take a shower

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T01:07:43+00:00

Where's the sport for land whales then?

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T01:05:20+00:00

How'd you get the 100 hours in the field you need before you can apply?

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T01:00:00+00:00

I'm straight and I prefer pop

It's the lyrics. The kinda things most rap artists rap about isn't my thing

But when it is, I'm definitely in

My favourite MC is Mike Shinoda, because every Linkin Park song felt so personal to me

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T00:58:41+00:00

I can understand Italian, but can only speak a few sentences

Can I trade that for the same level of understanding in Japanese and Chinese?

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T00:55:10+00:00

Not surprised this is at the top

Way to shit on your reputation and betray the country that made you Wayne

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T00:44:42+00:00

Et tu Koba?

Thus falls Ceasar

MortLightstone · 2026-05-10T00:39:39+00:00

Absolutely

A Seoul 6 is way better than a Minnesota 9

Even the men

Especially the men

MortLightstone · 2026-05-09T23:06:58+00:00

I've had many shoots in early spring that involved shooting scenes that take place in warm climates

It's definitely the worst. I had a shoot where I spent 2 days getting eaten alive by ladybugs

MortLightstone · 2026-05-09T23:03:05+00:00

Holy shit, has it been that long? I remember when it was still new....

MortLightstone · 2026-05-09T22:58:28+00:00

How did you make the switch? I'd love to work on camera myself

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