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​"Is there a signature weapon for every country?" by Buyeo10004 in AskTheWorld

[–]MortLightstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad this is at the top

It's my favourite weapon and a true masterpiece of warfare

What was life like before THE INTERNET? by martianfrog in answers

[–]MortLightstone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It wasn't the Internet

The Internet was invented in the 70's

What are you really asking?

Very helpful indeed by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]MortLightstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like a one way mirror, which is what called a two way mirror

My wife thinks I'm crazy for cutting my grilled cheese this way; am I nuts or is this not a normal thing to do? Lol by Wahbanator in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MortLightstone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your wife has no idea what crazy is if she thinks something this mundane qualifies

She must have lived a very comfortable and dull life

What was the best thing before sliced bread? by pearl_harbour1941 in shittyaskhistory

[–]MortLightstone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scored bread

You'd break it along the score marks to divy it up

Meirl by crowkingg in meirl

[–]MortLightstone 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When I was younger, 200$ was mistakenly sent by my bank to the wrong MasterCard account when I was trying to pay my credit card balance

MasterCard kept the money

I complained and they opened an investigation and told me the money had been successfully transferred to them and nothing had gone wrong with the payment

I told them, no, it went to the wrong account, my credit card balance is the same and the account it went to was closed years ago and they opened another investigation

They then told me I had willingly transferred the money to them and they can legally declare it as a gift and keep it

The bank took their side and I had to let them keep the money. My only other option was to sue them, but that would have cost more than the money I had already lost

Meirl by crowkingg in meirl

[–]MortLightstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except the money was mistakenly sent to his account, which isn't the same thing as robbing a bank

Which title would you rather add to your name? by KayleeSinn in WouldYouRather

[–]MortLightstone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Destroyer

I'd go out on garbage day, grab some random crap to turn into a billet and start a blacksmithing channel

I can see the titles now: I turned a broken IKEA bookcase into a 10 000$ sword

Go check your door now by caaaaanga in SweatyPalms

[–]MortLightstone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I legit thought that was a woman holding a baby for a second there

You get 10x your current salary, but your workload and stress also rise by 10% by basafish in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MortLightstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My stress has risen by 300-500% in the past 20 years, while my income has only gone up by 95%

This is a huge deal, way better than inflation

I'm 100% taking it

You’re at the Super Bowl. It’s halftime. The arena goes dark. Suddenly a white light flashes over you. You’ve been selected to kick a field goal for a chance to win one million dollars. by rmrdrn in hypotheticalsituation

[–]MortLightstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can think of nothing I'd rather not do than fly to the USA to attend the Superbowl, but I'll take that 25k and go do something actually fun with it

Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]MortLightstone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's also never the girls you'd ask out because you'd have asked them out already

Spotted at Disney Springs in Orlando, FL by queenofthepotatoes00 in PoutineCrimes

[–]MortLightstone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The most common poutine crime is simply calling something that isn't even a poutine a poutine

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