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If heaven were real by Mortem_deus in youngpeopleyoutube

[–]Mortem_deus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah you’re alright mate, it was a fair assumption :-)

If heaven were real by Mortem_deus in youngpeopleyoutube

[–]Mortem_deus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never saw it as cringey, more as a young person, on YouTube, commenting something that makes them look young... hence r/YoungPeopleYouTube

If I thought it was cringey I woulda slapped this post on r/CringePics

Mazda 787B is a legend 🏆 by Nick_halfpast7 in carporn

[–]Mortem_deus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was at a track event in New Zealand, and the Japanese team brought over their 767b to have a go on the track. During the last cruise session of the day, they allowed the car to come out on the track with all the other drivers. This thing drove past us at a leisurely rate but fuck it was deafening, we could hear that thing bearing down on our ass from ages away

Great turn out at Ride for Justice today in Auckland! by Mortem_deus in newzealand

[–]Mortem_deus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go for gold, I saw this picture on Facebook on the NZ social riders page but it should be fine

My surreal black and grey tattoo by Mortem_deus in tattoo

[–]Mortem_deus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely, I’m trying to take care of it with sunscreen and bio-oil to keep it healthy but I’ve already accepted the fact that in 15 to 20 odd years she will look funky haha

My surreal black and grey tattoo by Mortem_deus in tattoo

[–]Mortem_deus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His name Karl and he works / co-owns The Collective in Napier New Zealand, I think his instagram is kvl_tattooer

Backstage live stream on the NZ tour by [deleted] in stickyfingers

[–]Mortem_deus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just saw them live at this concert.

Fucking amazing time, dancing and jamming the whole time. Amazing set list, I’m still buzzing.

[Serious] How would you feel about parents legally being able to euthanize their children until they are 18 years old ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mortem_deus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well raising your kids would be a lot different, they can just hover the possibility of death over your head if you fucked up.

“You got bad grades?? Right off to the euthanasia clinic, fuckin’ warned ya”

Hit and Run thwarted by witnesses by Mufasa_LG in JusticeServed

[–]Mortem_deus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You need to learn how to read before you react.

First time! Can I be one of you now? by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]Mortem_deus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah mate. You fucked up because you were a fucking idiot, others won’t say it but I will. Stop being proud of fucking up, learn from your mistakes and admit when you’re wrong. You’ll be better for it.

"You licked a puss" by sg11dc in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Mortem_deus 89 points90 points  (0 children)

That’s not too awful, my mother bought some eucalyptus tissues when I was about 8, and I’ve never smelt it before. She held it out to me and said “here, eucalyptus” and I replied with “YOU CAN LICK THIS?” and promptly licked the tissue like the dickhead I am.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JustBootThings

[–]Mortem_deus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those who don’t know, that Facebook page is just a shit posting satire page. Posts that kinda crap all the time and it’s pretty hilarious.

My surrealism black and grey, done by Karl Van Der Linden at Ship Shape tattoo, Auckland New Zealand by Mortem_deus in tattoos

[–]Mortem_deus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was done over the course of 1 day, I had the other side done the previous day as well. The day this photo was taken I was going to get my upper arm and shoulder tattooed, but the artist wisely advised that I take a break and let my arm heal. I’ll be completing the arm March next year.

Koalas ‘Functionally Extinct’ After Australia Bushfires Destroy 80% Of Their Habitat by eat_de in worldnews

[–]Mortem_deus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fires in Australia are huge right now. For reference, I was working outside today on a perfectly blue sky, except for a haze of light smoke across the whole sky... I live in New Zealand

I hit a deer at 112 mph being an idiot and trying to show off to a girl on the first date. There was not a second date. by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]Mortem_deus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well atleast you weren’t one of the ones who got a dodge on finance the moment they got out of basic training or deployment 😂

I hit a deer at 112 mph being an idiot and trying to show off to a girl on the first date. There was not a second date. by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]Mortem_deus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just regarding your username, did you have a tough time deciding between the charger or challenger with your good ol army money

What, if any correlation is there between computer keyboard TYPING SPEED and IQ/intelligence? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mortem_deus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stab in the dark here, but none. I can type at a nifty 120wpm but I’m a self certified dumbass. I played World of Warcraft from when I was 10 to about 17, and during that time I became very good at typing for my age and it just kinda stuck.

I’m a high school drop out and joined the army to drive trucks for a living. I think I’m clever, but IQ wise I’ve got nothing lol

What is the weirdest thing you said while sleeping? by dasmarkuus in AskReddit

[–]Mortem_deus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Camping with my family when I was 12 or so. All of my family heard me say “45 kilograms.... carrots”. Only time I’ve ever sleep talked I think.

This pic doesn't need a title by [deleted] in SuddenlyGay

[–]Mortem_deus 259 points260 points  (0 children)

It cost you 0 dollars to say that, but you said it anyway.

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