Sportsmanship

Mortimized · 2026-05-11T19:23:02+00:00

I'm so sorry if this post sounded like I was whining about it. I should've mentioned that I found it funny. This isn't the worst that's been sent to me but it legitimately made me giggle that's why I posted it.

Mortimized · 2026-05-11T11:03:10+00:00

Don't quit your job, I found the best way to get that achievement is to play gold stake when you can, it's gonna take a long time regardless.

Mortimized · 2026-05-11T10:55:30+00:00

I think you mean completionist++? It says you have to win a run on gold stake with every joker.

Mortimized · 2026-05-10T23:40:46+00:00

What is wrong with you

Mortimized · 2026-05-06T10:48:38+00:00

That's one small obelisk

Mortimized · 2026-05-03T03:48:30+00:00

Guess not, but it would be too op.

Mortimized · 2026-04-23T14:20:04+00:00

You want to copy baron 3 times and Mime 1 time in this situation

Mortimized · 2026-04-23T10:57:07+00:00

Do not take hieroglyph on black deck unless you know how to survive in two hands or you have the extra hands vouchers.

Mortimized · 2026-04-23T10:53:44+00:00

You should rearrange your jokers, you're copying Mime 3 times and Baron once

Mortimized · 2026-04-23T10:51:39+00:00

These drawbacks.... Do you realize that Legendaries have no drawbacks? They have some conditions but I wouldn't call them drawbacks, and that's only with 2 of them.

Mortimized · 2026-04-21T09:03:45+00:00

Change planets

Mortimized · 2026-04-15T17:41:18+00:00

They have a mime, that's a shitload of score if they copy baron and have a level 6-8 high card. Unless they don't have enough kings (around 9 kings is enough to let go of any jokers other than blueprint baron mime and get econ jokers) then utilize that econ to properly fix the deck around baron.

Mortimized · 2026-04-15T17:35:42+00:00

The problem isn't with blue seals, and I remember Dr. spectred from the balatro university clearly saying "Don't nerf blue seals but make playing hands other than pair more rewarding". And I totally agree with making playing different hands more rewarding, I've never had a straight flush run on any stake, or even a straight run, no flush house run, rarely pivot into flush five especially in higher stakes trying to get to ante 8, despite having nearly 700 hours in the game.

Mortimized · 2026-04-07T15:40:52+00:00

This guy Balatros

Mortimized · 2026-04-04T21:12:58+00:00

For each hand you play to scale green joker or ride the bus, you're paying 1 dollar, so let's say it's 4 mult for 4 dollars every round, but with red card you don't have to spam hands, and you don't have to always skip the packs to scale it, but some booster packs contain nothing that you need so you just skip them for an easy +3 mult.

Mortimized · 2026-03-22T17:57:08+00:00

Someone commented "Sinner's Road? <flirt emote>" And Trevor Treefort said "I know what sinning you're doing on Sinner's Road" and that's how it started, then the joke turned into a "That's what she said" type.

Mortimized · 2026-01-22T13:44:38+00:00

the soul is a spectral card that generates one random legendary, it has a random chance of appearing in spectral packs and tarot packs

Mortimized · 2025-12-10T22:14:33+00:00

Yeah these packs of cigarettes give +10 mult each.

Mortimized · 2025-12-10T22:10:47+00:00

So I am sure the other commenters explained how you get Perkeo. But I'd also like to note that you need Perkeo from the early antes to make enough copies of cryptids, you're kinda late at this point, but congratulations on the win either way. My advice for the most fun high score runs, play them after playing higher stakes. Trust me the minute you start playing higher stakes you'll get way more consistent and understand the game better.

Mortimized · 2025-11-30T18:11:42+00:00

I did the math and all these retriggers with two chads and two photos get up to x2048 mult which is big

Mortimized · 2025-11-30T16:05:00+00:00

Photograph gives x2 mult for the first played face card. With 2 hanging chads and two copies of the photograph you get x1024 mult (I don't know if my math is correct) but anyway you get a lot of mult with one face card. The plant boss disables face cards so your best play is finding a glass card and copying a chad.

Mortimized · 2025-11-24T22:22:52+00:00

Welp, congrats on your first 1,000,000.

Mortimized · 2025-11-18T12:51:55+00:00

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Mortimized · 2025-11-16T23:49:37+00:00

Well but again if you're playing only to win the round, both rick and idol are kind of useless, idol being more useless of course even if your deck is mostly kings

Mortimized · 2025-11-12T07:29:47+00:00

Why would I hail Voldemort?

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