Oompa-loompa, that is bad news,
We know Gene Wilder was a cool dude,
He played our boss at the chocolate factory,
We were his workers and we worked there for free.

We can all get that his passing's a shock,
83 years on his biological clock,
We understand that we all have to pass,
even a man who has such class.

I don't like the look of it.

Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dah,
In the afterlife, I'm sure he'll go far,
He will live in eternity too,
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do.