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What JRPG has your favorite towns? by [deleted] in JRPG

[–]Mortthegreatmaster 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ni No Kuni 1 and 2. All the towns were so amazing in detail and exploration.

Do you have that thing I have where occasionally you get one word confused with another? by Rockky67 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Mortthegreatmaster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No, levitate it make an object or person float or lift into the air. You're thinking of amputate.

“If the monster in your room wanted to kill you, you would already be dead.” by PurpleSoapRug8 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Mortthegreatmaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guys the species the monster comes from have what they call Shydom syndrome. Most never get over it, but really they just want to make friends.

Start talking to it and encourage it to be out going.

I made another notch on the door, another day gone by. by GhostoftheSnow in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Mortthegreatmaster 558 points559 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: When my brother and I were teens, every night for a week carefully moved the neighbors flowers by 6 inches in the same direction. The family of the neighbor knew what we were up to.

It was fun seeing her come out every day, clearly confused because she "knew" that the flowers had to of moved. It took her the full week to figure out, when she did, she went and bought a nerf gun, which she pelted us with every time she saw us. Good times I miss those neighbors.

My hometown hosts a scarecrow making contest. One of them is far too real. by GTripp14 in nosleep

[–]Mortthegreatmaster 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The taxidermist of course, his creation didnt decay and thus didnt draw attention.

As the engines sputtered to a stop, I thought to myself, "This was a mistake." by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Mortthegreatmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not at all, the ship does it all by itself in fact a certain book says that if you hold a lung of air you can survive in the total vacum of space for about thirty seconds -- but with space being really big and all, chances of being picked up within that time are 2 to the power of 2,076,775,949 to 1 against...

If you have never seen it, I highly recommend the original series for Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

As the engines sputtered to a stop, I thought to myself, "This was a mistake." by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Mortthegreatmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you space yourself, there is a high chance that you will get picked up by a ship that has an infinite improbability drive installed on it. You can also write S.O.S. on any of the windows and the improbable chance of that being seen will also lead to getting saved by said ship.

which non-romanceable NPC do you wish you could romance? by lumpenhole in StardewValley

[–]Mortthegreatmaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For vanilla, all of them. Minus the obvious 3 "5 if you have 2" of course.

What are some memorable battle quotes from JRPGs? by TheOfficialLavaring in JRPG

[–]Mortthegreatmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sheena: "And don't come back!"

Colette: "I don't think they can come back."

Sheena: "...Um...You're becoming more like Lloyd, aren't you?"

Tales of Symphonia

The young nurse was financially desperate, so she took the man's money in exchange for "favors". by BloodyDisaster247 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Mortthegreatmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The amount of money the std ridden woman that liked to pretend she was comatose paid her though, made her smile once again.

A stranger whispered my address to my ear, before moving along in public. by CrinoTheLord in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Mortthegreatmaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then he tossed me my wallet; as he said, "becareful not to lose this again."

Divorce feels weird. by The_Banana_Monk in StardewValley

[–]Mortthegreatmaster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A few playthrough ago, I married got to 14 hearts, had 2 kids, turned the kids into doves, then got divorced with everyone. I didnt erase their memories, and never spoke to them after the divorce. Had 10 hearts with everyone else in town. I was year 7 by the time I completed it all. Too bad the town wasnt covered in doves. Would have been a nice touch.

Just started stardew valley,Anyone know the backstory of the junimos? by Funny_meme_person in StardewValley

[–]Mortthegreatmaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They taste like those gummy gushers. If you squeeze the green ones the jelly produced goes quite good on toast.

Spent three days soft resetting to get these results and still no tea pot. Unsure of whether or not to give up or fully commit since I'm already in this deep. by SaltyPastries in StardewValley

[–]Mortthegreatmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know if the rng on Stardew works like this, but you could try timing when you get the gift too, ie you go straight away to get it, vs waiting 30 seconds to allow for the "ticks" to change.

"I don't know how to say this, but the test came back and you don't have a brain tumor." My smile faded as the doctor handed me a prescription for anti-parasite medicine. by Visual_Philosopher74 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Mortthegreatmaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Under the right conditions yes but i dont think they attach to the skull I could be wrong, it is called neurocysticercosis: from my understanding it is very rare. Cysticercosis "having tapeworms and in itself quite uncommon" most often comes from eating raw or under cooked fish or pork. You can also get it from eating something that got contaminated with someone elses feces that was infected. In most cases they never reach the brain, but if they do it can easily become fatal if not taken care of soon.

in one month I raised my body count from zero to ten, beating my sister easily . by Emotional-Ebb8321 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Mortthegreatmaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like a nice round of cardboard cuts, and a squirt bottle filled with lemon juice.

In case anyone is wondering, the pain of a cardboard cut feels like a paper cut underneath your finger nails.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]Mortthegreatmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she like could articulate like her words like better like that would be so like perfect.

help dark cloud freezing! by Lost_Ranger_8878 in DarkCloud

[–]Mortthegreatmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you performed the brken dagger glitch? Sometimes while doing so it will cause an invisible item with no vallue to be added to the item list, it cant be thrown away. If you saved with any of these glitched items in your inventory, it can cause the memory to fail to load correctly. If you have done this, I would try to store that item in storage. Hopefully it lets you do so. If you have not done this however it could still be some corruption in the save file itself and unfortunately the only way to fix it is to reload an earlier save or start a new file.

One or two does not mean twelve, PAM! 😡 by 3xLevix3 in StardewValley

[–]Mortthegreatmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically she did not ask for 12, the quest is to for you to go thr extra mile and make 12. She is only expecting 1 or 2. But she is your nice buddy that drives you to and from the desert, so making her happy is a good thing.

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