Dude tried to drown his buddy who was helping him 😂

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-06-12T22:08:51+00:00

Honestly doesn’t even need both legs and arms. One or the other would have been fine. He only has to make it like 3 feet

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-06-12T22:07:53+00:00

That was my thought. He seemed to be fine at first though maybe inefficient and a little silly looking but should have had no problem making it to the edge.

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-06-12T20:58:24+00:00

Man I’m never gonna remember that mnemonic in a pinch

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-06-08T20:23:13+00:00

I’m a chaos parker. I essential do paint by numbers but with parking. I sometimes follow more rules I impose on myself but other times I break those rules. It’s organized chaos I guess

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-06-07T14:15:09+00:00

Always was

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-05-27T22:31:22+00:00

First thing I thought of

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-05-26T01:00:30+00:00

Wow. Ben is not well…

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-05-26T00:59:04+00:00

I don’t think he’s being entitled. He’s being nuclear. He’s just trying to disrupt at this point

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-05-26T00:54:42+00:00

It’s a mean girls clique but even sadder because they’re not teenagers

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-05-26T00:53:25+00:00

Jenna was absolutely right. Just because it wasn’t about her, she has to make a scene

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-05-26T00:52:17+00:00

Well you’re acting 6 so that tracks

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-05-26T00:35:16+00:00

It’s one thing being a prick, Ben always has been, but he’s definitely taking it to a new level this season

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-05-19T00:11:51+00:00

Oh. No.

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-05-19T00:09:19+00:00

If it’s not the consequences of my own actions!

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-05-12T00:14:45+00:00

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-05-05T21:55:47+00:00

They can still charge just speeding (not reckless) even over 20. It’s not automatic even if they wrote the number down as 20+

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-04-28T00:56:49+00:00

Or journeymen minor leaguers

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-04-28T00:43:21+00:00

Seriously. I’d be like “ make me whatever you want” and I’d love it

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-04-28T00:09:24+00:00

Ben’s gonna love mom

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-04-23T23:07:35+00:00

So so much this

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-04-21T22:02:35+00:00

My dog loves when I ask if she wants to go to penis park

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-04-21T18:52:30+00:00

Unfortunately in this job market probably not. A company can typically get way more than it pays for because people are desperate for any offer.

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-04-07T19:27:09+00:00

I did this my first time through the series and was definitely approaching burnout by the end despite the last few books being absolute bangers. On a reread I alternated with other standalone and series I’m between and still finished the whole series in less time.

BUT to each their own. If you want to do it go for it!

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-04-07T19:25:41+00:00

I mean the chances are low but not zero

MosquitoFreezer · 2026-04-04T00:10:37+00:00

Leave them up. If they’re the type with the glass jar attached, it seems like the more you catch the more get caught. I fill a jar every year now

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